Tell my boss I'm bleeding from one of my orifices and that I need to leave immediately. Then go home and play for a couple of days. Then come back tell my boss it was an ulcer and it has cleared up (key note I don't require a doctor note if its less than 3 days )
Afterwards I'd spend every spare minute playing as much as possible, ignoring my fiancee and friends. Eventually I'd turn into a ahole because every second I waste in traffic will drive me nuts.
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haha, awesome. I wish I could think of things like that.
owwiee my bum!!! OOHH a unique hand axe!!! It's only a flesh wound, I'll be fine...
Afterwards I'd spend every spare minute playing as much as possible, ignoring my fiancee and friends. Eventually I'd turn into a ahole because every second I waste in traffic will drive me nuts.