Pfft! As if. If the two of us walk into a bar, I'll probably leave empty-handed where as you would have about 10 cell phone numbers from good looking girls.
"42"
"Why don't you give me a fortune, you greedy bastard?"
"Your life would be better if you ate cat food."
"Help me please! They kidnapped me and make me write fortunes!"
"You just ate puppy meat. Wasn't it good?"
EDIT: ROFL! Goddammit NOW this is awkward for me! XD
By girlfriend I mean that they are in a relationship.
PS: Teh, HA.. HA..
As for her 'friend', that's actually her girlfriend, so a crotch punch from me is not required. lol
And several male partrons.
"42"
"Why don't you give me a fortune, you greedy bastard?"
"Your life would be better if you ate cat food."
"Help me please! They kidnapped me and make me write fortunes!"
"You just ate puppy meat. Wasn't it good?"
PS: You're pretty