Howdy fellors, .
Well, im here looking for some horrors to watch. Tell me about some of your favorites.
I like all types of horrors, especially retarded horrors. I'll tell you guys about one of my favorite retarded horros called "Buttcrack".
Its about a guy who likes video games an movies an such, but his disgustin buttcrack is always hangin out the top of his jeans! Pretty godamned disgustin, but anyways buttcracks roomate an his roomates girfriend are sick to there guts of buttcracks nasty crack always hangin out. So they decide to kill him, well actually they dont kill him but he does die.
And everytime somebody says the word buttcrack ten times in a row he comes back from the grave. Also buttcrack is pretty funny an retarded abit, my fav. scene were buttcracks roomate, his roomate asks his friend to bring buttcrack to the movies just so he can be rid of him for a couple hours. So, while buttcrack an the other guy are driving down the road the guy tells buttcrack. "Hey man, why does your buttcrack always hangin out your pants man?" an buttcrack goes "hey man, what u doin lookin at my butt for? are you some type of gays or what man?" "i dont want gays lookin at my butt man, i only like girs man, stop the car man im leavin". ehe.
Well fellors, tell me about some of your fav. bone chillers.
oh an heres one im watching right now, only about half ways thro it so far called "Teeth".
Its about a gir who has teeth on her vagene, so a poor boys wang gets bitten off an also a genacologist loses some fingers. ehe
but, while i was watchin i was thinkin to myself. wouldnt it be histarical if her vagene was started eatin peanuts. ehe. an it would be makin all loud crunchy sounds. ehe.
"Shutter" though it`s a Korean film, it`s the best iv`e seen so far. i used to hide in my ex-girlfriends back while i`m watching or my parents(every time). on DVD especially when i first watch it on the movie theater.
this is about the girl who was been raped by her boyfriends friends. The girl suicide after a couple days. After that the guy married to someone and never tell to anyone what happened on his past, his friend died of unknown conditions. (maybe the girl haunts then, just watch the movie.) The newly married couple discovers disturbing, ghostly images in photographs they develop after a tragic accident. Fearing the manifestations may be connected, they investigate and learn that some mysteries are better left unsolved.
Oh ya, Shutter. ive seen that one actually. i watched the other one also the american version. i dont remeber if it was a remake or a different film from the korean one.
ehe, but all i remember of the korean one was the guy with the sore neck an why he had the sore neck.
Ive seen a few different asian horrors, my fav.s were probably A tale of two sisters & The Audition. A couple more asian horrors i liked but dont remember too well: The eye, Living Hell, Gozu, Visitor Q. Some of those takahishe (iknow i spelled that wrong) miike ones are pretty fucked.
Oh, here's a good one called "The untold story", its another asian one about a real mean guy who. At the first he was playin a game of dice or something with an owner of a restarant. And the other guy ripped him off an didnt want to pay him. So the mean guy beats the shit outta him an kills him then he then takes over his restarant. Were all the people he kills he chops them up an grinds them into mystey meat an puts them into the food that they serve in the restarant. and ehe, all the while the cops on the case little did they know they have been eating the victims. I think it said it was based on a true story but im not 100% sure on that right now. Also, theres some pretty harsh scenes going on in it like rape, the butching of children. So, i woundnt watch it if you cant stomach that stuff.
Just got done watching Teeth, think i'll watch Hatchet Part 2 next. I think i sorta enjoyed the first hatchet but its been awhile since i saw it an dont remember it much.
Asian horror films to me are inexplicably disgusting. Like they're less about horror and more about trying to make you nauseous and give you stomach aches.
I like horror movies that are more incidental. Like I found There Will Be Blood to be more of a horror movie but it really wasn't promoted like that at all. But I just kind of found parts of it horrifying anyway.
I've talked a lot about 28 Days Later. One of my favorite movies with a lot of nice horror elements in them.
I really hate horror movies surrounding supernatural phenomena. Like ghosts and shit. In movies like that, anything goes, really. I prefer more for horror movies to still have logical (or seemingly logical) explanations to the thing or person causing the horror.
There is something about white noise I find scary. But they made a movie about white noise and it sucked. Maybe they could make a scary movie based on shortwave radio transmissions.
Can't go wrong with The Shining. One of the few examples where the movie is far better than the book. You've probably seen most these things I'm recommending. I don't know many obscure gems out there that you simply must see.
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Asian horror films to me are inexplicably disgusting. Like they're less about horror and more about trying to make you nauseous and give you stomach aches.
I like horror movies that are more incidental. Like I found There Will Be Blood to be more of a horror movie but it really wasn't promoted like that at all. But I just kind of found parts of it horrifying anyway.
I've talked a lot about 28 Days Later. One of my favorite movies with a lot of nice horror elements in them.
I really hate horror movies surrounding supernatural phenomena. Like ghosts and shit. In movies like that, anything goes, really. I prefer more for horror movies to still have logical (or seemingly logical) explanations to the thing or person causing the horror.
There is something about white noise I find scary. But they made a movie about white noise and it sucked. Maybe they could make a scary movie based on shortwave radio transmissions.
Can't go wrong with The Shining. One of the few examples where the movie is far better than the book. You've probably seen most these things I'm recommending. I don't know many obscure gems out there that you simply must see.
I can see where you would get that about There will be blood. However, for me, it was one of THE funniest movies I have ever seen in my entire life. Me and my mother went to see it together. I kid you not, me and her both were literally in tears watching this film. It was so awkward, with perfect pauses, and odd humor that I was literally crying and hyperventilating from laughter. One of my best movie experiences of all time.
The exorcism of Emily Rose is one that still scares the begeebies out of me.
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oh ya, that was a good one. cant wait to see what happened to that guy who cut his hand off in season 2.
thx for the recommendations fellors, but i think i already seen everything people mentioned here cept a couple from pr3ach3r that i'll check out soon.
oh and i never watched sex in the city since it looks like some type of fruity piece of horse shit show. ehe, but i know what you mean that sarah whatever her name is one ugly fucker.
if that was your ugly gross girfriend would you ever stop punching her in the face?
ehe.
if i saw that ugly lil dogy on the streets id hand her 2 lipsticks an some makeup.
an say those are for u dogface!. then i'd punch her in her testicle.
ehe, perhaps i may be steppin out of the line here abit, but that ugly lady reminds me of an old anal c*nt song called "you were too ugly to f*ck, so i just beat the sh*t out of you"
ehe.
I can see where you would get that about There will be blood. However, for me, it was one of THE funniest movies I have ever seen in my entire life. Me and my mother went to see it together. I kid you not, me and her both were literally in tears watching this film. It was so awkward, with perfect pauses, and odd humor that I was literally crying and hyperventilating from laughter. One of my best movie experiences of all time.
You're totally right. The movie has lots of moments like that too. I laughed a lot. Especially when Plainview slaps the preacher across the face and then drags him through the mud.
The horror in that film though lies in the suspense of it all. Everyone feels so on edge in that movie and there is like this sort of intensity that is so compelling and it times it really does feel all creepy. Even just when Plainview is with the guy claiming to be his brother, and they are on the beach and Plainview goes swimming in the ocean. The look on his face, you have some idea what he's thinking but you're still not quite sure. And the movie is great because it is silent when it needs to be, and the music swells in other places where is appropriate.
walking dead is my favorite too. but i don`t think it entitles "horror". for me its kind of suspense and adventure (drama).
walking dead is the BEST of all zombie miniseries/movies. HBO #1!!
your right man, HBO does have alot of good shows. You should check out that show called
Spartacus: Blood an sand. i just watched the prequel show Gods of the arena the other day. wasnt bad also. "by jupitors c*ck". that guys always sayin stuff like that.
Guys should check out some of these classical horrors out.
Suspiria - All about some nasty witches, i enjoyed this one.
Texas chainsaw massacre the original one - nother good one were an ol granpa has troubles hittin a lady on the head for dinner time. "why i, i just cant take no pleasure in killin".
Jaws - Just part1 is all you need.
High Tensions/Haute Tension - a real mean ugly killer on this one.
And for some retarded horrors:
Poultrygeist - a large fatman orders bucket of chicken. but the chicken was possessed an he needs to poop bad. but his poop ripped his disgustin crappy ass apart an kills him dead.
Bad taste - a guy locks himself in a shed and the retarded guys chasing him cant get in. so they all hold up one of the retards like a battering ram an use his head to ram open the door. ehe.
and i cant remember what else thats good right now. but if your into retarded stuff alot of the troma stuff is pretty funny. but there is lots of scumbags on those films.
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Well, im here looking for some horrors to watch. Tell me about some of your favorites.
I like all types of horrors, especially retarded horrors. I'll tell you guys about one of my favorite retarded horros called "Buttcrack".
Its about a guy who likes video games an movies an such, but his disgustin buttcrack is always hangin out the top of his jeans! Pretty godamned disgustin, but anyways buttcracks roomate an his roomates girfriend are sick to there guts of buttcracks nasty crack always hangin out. So they decide to kill him, well actually they dont kill him but he does die.
And everytime somebody says the word buttcrack ten times in a row he comes back from the grave. Also buttcrack is pretty funny an retarded abit, my fav. scene were buttcracks roomate, his roomate asks his friend to bring buttcrack to the movies just so he can be rid of him for a couple hours. So, while buttcrack an the other guy are driving down the road the guy tells buttcrack. "Hey man, why does your buttcrack always hangin out your pants man?" an buttcrack goes "hey man, what u doin lookin at my butt for? are you some type of gays or what man?" "i dont want gays lookin at my butt man, i only like girs man, stop the car man im leavin". ehe.
Well fellors, tell me about some of your fav. bone chillers.
oh an heres one im watching right now, only about half ways thro it so far called "Teeth".
Its about a gir who has teeth on her vagene, so a poor boys wang gets bitten off an also a genacologist loses some fingers. ehe
but, while i was watchin i was thinkin to myself. wouldnt it be histarical if her vagene was started eatin peanuts. ehe. an it would be makin all loud crunchy sounds. ehe.
this is about the girl who was been raped by her boyfriends friends. The girl suicide after a couple days. After that the guy married to someone and never tell to anyone what happened on his past, his friend died of unknown conditions. (maybe the girl haunts then, just watch the movie.) The newly married couple discovers disturbing, ghostly images in photographs they develop after a tragic accident. Fearing the manifestations may be connected, they investigate and learn that some mysteries are better left unsolved.
ehe, but all i remember of the korean one was the guy with the sore neck an why he had the sore neck.
Ive seen a few different asian horrors, my fav.s were probably A tale of two sisters & The Audition. A couple more asian horrors i liked but dont remember too well: The eye, Living Hell, Gozu, Visitor Q. Some of those takahishe (iknow i spelled that wrong) miike ones are pretty fucked.
Oh, here's a good one called "The untold story", its another asian one about a real mean guy who. At the first he was playin a game of dice or something with an owner of a restarant. And the other guy ripped him off an didnt want to pay him. So the mean guy beats the shit outta him an kills him then he then takes over his restarant. Were all the people he kills he chops them up an grinds them into mystey meat an puts them into the food that they serve in the restarant. and ehe, all the while the cops on the case little did they know they have been eating the victims. I think it said it was based on a true story but im not 100% sure on that right now. Also, theres some pretty harsh scenes going on in it like rape, the butching of children. So, i woundnt watch it if you cant stomach that stuff.
Just got done watching Teeth, think i'll watch Hatchet Part 2 next. I think i sorta enjoyed the first hatchet but its been awhile since i saw it an dont remember it much.
I like horror movies that are more incidental. Like I found There Will Be Blood to be more of a horror movie but it really wasn't promoted like that at all. But I just kind of found parts of it horrifying anyway.
I've talked a lot about 28 Days Later. One of my favorite movies with a lot of nice horror elements in them.
I really hate horror movies surrounding supernatural phenomena. Like ghosts and shit. In movies like that, anything goes, really. I prefer more for horror movies to still have logical (or seemingly logical) explanations to the thing or person causing the horror.
There is something about white noise I find scary. But they made a movie about white noise and it sucked. Maybe they could make a scary movie based on shortwave radio transmissions.
Can't go wrong with The Shining. One of the few examples where the movie is far better than the book. You've probably seen most these things I'm recommending. I don't know many obscure gems out there that you simply must see.
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I even like Return of the Living Dead even though it's incredibly stupid and laughable. But it is entertaining!
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I can see where you would get that about There will be blood. However, for me, it was one of THE funniest movies I have ever seen in my entire life. Me and my mother went to see it together. I kid you not, me and her both were literally in tears watching this film. It was so awkward, with perfect pauses, and odd humor that I was literally crying and hyperventilating from laughter. One of my best movie experiences of all time.
The exorcism of Emily Rose is one that still scares the begeebies out of me.
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oh ya, that was a good one. cant wait to see what happened to that guy who cut his hand off in season 2.
thx for the recommendations fellors, but i think i already seen everything people mentioned here cept a couple from pr3ach3r that i'll check out soon.
oh and i never watched sex in the city since it looks like some type of fruity piece of horse shit show. ehe, but i know what you mean that sarah whatever her name is one ugly fucker.
if that was your ugly gross girfriend would you ever stop punching her in the face?
ehe.
if i saw that ugly lil dogy on the streets id hand her 2 lipsticks an some makeup.
an say those are for u dogface!. then i'd punch her in her testicle.
ehe, perhaps i may be steppin out of the line here abit, but that ugly lady reminds me of an old anal c*nt song called "you were too ugly to f*ck, so i just beat the sh*t out of you"
ehe.
walking dead is my favorite too. but i don`t think it entitles "horror". for me its kind of suspense and adventure (drama).
walking dead is the BEST of all zombie miniseries/movies. HBO #1!!
The horror in that film though lies in the suspense of it all. Everyone feels so on edge in that movie and there is like this sort of intensity that is so compelling and it times it really does feel all creepy. Even just when Plainview is with the guy claiming to be his brother, and they are on the beach and Plainview goes swimming in the ocean. The look on his face, you have some idea what he's thinking but you're still not quite sure. And the movie is great because it is silent when it needs to be, and the music swells in other places where is appropriate.
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your right man, HBO does have alot of good shows. You should check out that show called
Spartacus: Blood an sand. i just watched the prequel show Gods of the arena the other day. wasnt bad also. "by jupitors c*ck". that guys always sayin stuff like that.
Guys should check out some of these classical horrors out.
Suspiria - All about some nasty witches, i enjoyed this one.
Texas chainsaw massacre the original one - nother good one were an ol granpa has troubles hittin a lady on the head for dinner time. "why i, i just cant take no pleasure in killin".
Jaws - Just part1 is all you need.
High Tensions/Haute Tension - a real mean ugly killer on this one.
And for some retarded horrors:
Poultrygeist - a large fatman orders bucket of chicken. but the chicken was possessed an he needs to poop bad. but his poop ripped his disgustin crappy ass apart an kills him dead.
Bad taste - a guy locks himself in a shed and the retarded guys chasing him cant get in. so they all hold up one of the retards like a battering ram an use his head to ram open the door. ehe.
and i cant remember what else thats good right now. but if your into retarded stuff alot of the troma stuff is pretty funny. but there is lots of scumbags on those films.