Surgery is on monday, gonna be under a ton of anestia or w/e its called.
They pretty much said the surgery is pointless they just want to make sure I have cancer.... Really pisses me off considering my parents have to pay for it
ya man that sucks. It seems as if doctors are treating patients like mechanics treat people that are stupid about cars and legally steal their money lol....Good luck, at least your probably ok. It's anesthesia I think.
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Surgery is on monday, gonna be under a ton of anestia or w/e its called.
They pretty much said the surgery is pointless they just want to make sure I have cancer.... Really pisses me off considering my parents have to pay for it
you should definitely get s second opinion. theres other ways of detecting colon cancer other than surgery.
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Why would you break it off? She could come over and help you out, see how you're doing and stuff...
That intestine thing doesn't sound good, but don't stress over it before they tell you something concrete. Cancer isn't such a common disease, at your age, too. Other stuff is fixable.
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Yes, but they want to check if its hemorids, tears, infection.. ect
and its a bit late to cancel now
sucks...they really are trying to make you miserable and take the money, an ultrasound or MRI could check for hemorrhoids and tears and a stool sample could check for bacteria infections.
o well, good luck anyways, not like youll really need it, i doubt the surgery will be life threatening. but i am hoping its not some super serious awful disease.
o btw, 1000 posts...whooooooooo
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Wow man, I saw that list and immediately crossed my fingers wishing "hemroids hemroids hemroids". Infections or tears or cancer all suck.
I would go for surgery, its the best way to be absolutely certain that there's nothing wrong. I mean, what is money when this is your life? Unless you're poor, then parting with that money would be bad for your life anyway.
Polyps? hmmm, I don't think the doctor said anything about that
And yeah the money is definetly is worth my life. I hope its hemroids and if it is anything serious I will break it off with the girl.
Thanks for the nice comments, its making me feel much better.
anyway all I can do now is eat nothing but chicken broth and drink water
youre not supposed to eat in the 12 hours before surgery or you might throw up
the anesthesia is really cool though, try to count to 30 after they inject it, you wont make it past 10. and when you wake up, its f*cking cold as hell. just a warning.
you must have either really inept doctors or really really good doctors...once again gl.
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Lol thats the first thing im going to do once the inject me, im going to try so hard not to fall asleep.
But yeah chicken broth is all probably just like you said I will throw up
lol when i did a seminar at a hospital and thats what they tell all the kids, to count to 30. the people actually count aloud because they actually lose sight of reality, so these people are yelling 7!, 8!!, and 9! and then they blackout at 10, some skip numbers and say something like 43...weird.
do you know the type of surgery your getting? or is it just a basic exploratory?
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Well my mom told me they are going to stick a camera up my ass and look around and take pictures
Yes its ok to laugh
When the doctor stuck her hand up my ass I couldn't stop laughing and she was getting pissed and then when she told me how the surgery was going to go I nearly threw up from laughing so much
Well my mom told me they are going to stick a camera up my ass and look around and take pictures
Yes its ok to laugh
When the doctor stuck her hand up my ass I couldn't stop laughing and she was getting pissed and then when she told me how the surgery was going to go I nearly threw up from laughing so much
o.o
thats not surgery. thats a colonoscopy. you dont even get cut or get general anesthesia for that (a good thing). dont worry, its relatively painless if they give you a local anesthesia. and its mostly used to detect lower GI bleeds, and cancer
men over 40 require about 1 a year so get used to it
i thought they were gonna open you up and check your tubes...silly me...its much better this way.
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wait so im not being put to sleep? wtf I don't want to be awake during this
youll be drugged but chances are youre going to be conscious still (your butt will be numbed up but youll feel a slight 'push/pull' sensation). you might even have a TV showing you your own tubes
and no, a colonoscopy is a common procedure, like i said, when you hit 40, youre getting one every 12 months.
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Surgery is on monday, gonna be under a ton of anestia or w/e its called.
They pretty much said the surgery is pointless they just want to make sure I have cancer.... Really pisses me off considering my parents have to pay for it
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"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
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"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Lol yea sons of bitches want my money :\
@Apples
Yes, but they want to check if its hemorids, tears, infection.. ect
and its a bit late to cancel now
That intestine thing doesn't sound good, but don't stress over it before they tell you something concrete. Cancer isn't such a common disease, at your age, too. Other stuff is fixable.
o well, good luck anyways, not like youll really need it, i doubt the surgery will be life threatening. but i am hoping its not some super serious awful disease.
o btw, 1000 posts...whooooooooo
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
But if you eventually wanted it from her, you could DEFINITELY use this to get some sympathy sex!
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He'd feel worse for about ten seconds, and then he'd be feelin' pretty damn good. :thumbsup:
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I would go for surgery, its the best way to be absolutely certain that there's nothing wrong. I mean, what is money when this is your life? Unless you're poor, then parting with that money would be bad for your life anyway.
And yeah the money is definetly is worth my life. I hope its hemroids and if it is anything serious I will break it off with the girl.
Thanks for the nice comments, its making me feel much better.
anyway all I can do now is eat nothing but chicken broth and drink water
the anesthesia is really cool though, try to count to 30 after they inject it, you wont make it past 10. and when you wake up, its f*cking cold as hell. just a warning.
you must have either really inept doctors or really really good doctors...once again gl.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Lol thats the first thing im going to do once the inject me, im going to try so hard not to fall asleep.
But yeah chicken broth is all probably just like you said I will throw up
do you know the type of surgery your getting? or is it just a basic exploratory?
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Well my mom told me they are going to stick a camera up my ass and look around and take pictures
Yes its ok to laugh
When the doctor stuck her hand up my ass I couldn't stop laughing and she was getting pissed and then when she told me how the surgery was going to go I nearly threw up from laughing so much
thats not surgery. thats a colonoscopy. you dont even get cut or get general anesthesia for that (a good thing). dont worry, its relatively painless if they give you a local anesthesia. and its mostly used to detect lower GI bleeds, and cancer
men over 40 require about 1 a year so get used to it
i thought they were gonna open you up and check your tubes...silly me...its much better this way.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
wait so im not being put to sleep? wtf I don't want to be awake during this
and no, a colonoscopy is a common procedure, like i said, when you hit 40, youre getting one every 12 months.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."