Welcome to Mike's Great Adventure, an interactive game where you take Mike across his biggest adventure yet.
That's Mike, and his life is boring. He gets up every morning, works as a paper clip salesman, and then comes home to his dog Rex. Yet one day, something happens where it all changes....
So the way this works is that I tell you what happens to Mike, and then you decide on what he does next. For example:
Mike goes to a store and sees a wide selection of pickles, onions, and a foot-amputation-kit.
What will Mike do?
A: Buy Pickles
B: Buy Onions
C: Buy Foot-Amputation-Kit
D: Rob the store
And then you guys choose what to do! Isn't that fun?????
Mike wakes up on a bright sunny day on a March 8th. His back is sore but he doesn't want to go see a doctor. He goes to feed his dog when all of a sudden he hears a knock on his door.
What shall Mike do?
A: Answer door.
B: Get a gun and blast the door, killing the person behind.
C: Peak through windows to see who it is, then answer if he looks trustworthy.
D: Tell him to fuck off and die of AIDS.
Mike answers the door, and standing in front of him is the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Squad. They are all wearing bathing suits and are dripping wet with sweat. They ask Mike if he has any towels they could borrow. After a few seconds of nervous contemplation, he...
A) Invites them inside for refreshments and towels.
Turns them away. Mike is a homosexual and does not like solicitors.
C) Asks them a few questions before making a decision.
D) Lunges at them all with a chainsaw.
Mike, angry at his life of disappointment, shouts vulgarities into the ceiling.
Yet when he started to get pissed off, he looked outside and all of a sudden saw that he was in Jamaica. The world was nice, and every girl there was tanning topless and playing volleyball.
A) Walk back into bed and take his temperature.
Run outside and join the women playing volleyball.
C) Call the CIA to bomb this shit out of Jamaica.
D) Become a cannibal and start to eat the people around him.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Respectful is a strong word...
To post a comment, please login or register a new account.
That's Mike, and his life is boring. He gets up every morning, works as a paper clip salesman, and then comes home to his dog Rex. Yet one day, something happens where it all changes....
So the way this works is that I tell you what happens to Mike, and then you decide on what he does next. For example:
Mike goes to a store and sees a wide selection of pickles, onions, and a foot-amputation-kit.
What will Mike do?
A: Buy Pickles
B: Buy Onions
C: Buy Foot-Amputation-Kit
D: Rob the store
And then you guys choose what to do! Isn't that fun?????
Okay so start!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mike wakes up on a bright sunny day on a March 8th. His back is sore but he doesn't want to go see a doctor. He goes to feed his dog when all of a sudden he hears a knock on his door.
What shall Mike do?
A: Answer door.
B: Get a gun and blast the door, killing the person behind.
C: Peak through windows to see who it is, then answer if he looks trustworthy.
D: Tell him to fuck off and die of AIDS.
Mike answers the door, and standing in front of him is the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Squad. They are all wearing bathing suits and are dripping wet with sweat. They ask Mike if he has any towels they could borrow. After a few seconds of nervous contemplation, he...
A) Invites them inside for refreshments and towels.
Turns them away. Mike is a homosexual and does not like solicitors.
C) Asks them a few questions before making a decision.
D) Lunges at them all with a chainsaw.
Mike, angry at his life of disappointment, shouts vulgarities into the ceiling.
Yet when he started to get pissed off, he looked outside and all of a sudden saw that he was in Jamaica. The world was nice, and every girl there was tanning topless and playing volleyball.
A) Walk back into bed and take his temperature.
Run outside and join the women playing volleyball.
C) Call the CIA to bomb this shit out of Jamaica.
D) Become a cannibal and start to eat the people around him.