chuck norris's fist is the only hand that can beat a royal flush
contrary to popular belief, america isnt a democracy, its a chucktatorship
chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding
chuck norris doesnt read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
chuck norris doesnt wear a condom, because there is no such thing as protection from chuck norris
chuck norris can beat a game of connect four in three moves
chuck norris has been to mars, thats why there appears to be no life there
there is no such thing as a lesbian, only a woman that has not met chuck norris yet.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris can drink so much that his urine is regularly used as a type of rocket fuel.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*cking Indian.
Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the Richter scale.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
only to name a few. only chuck norris can know how many facts about him there are.
I've wondered before just whether or not Chuck Norris realizes what a huge cultural icon he is. Cuase I've never seen him on TV actually addressing the plethora of jokes about him. I mean, he's insanely popular in the most enduring way. He could successfully endorse any product at this point.
For all the times people have made fun of him and his show Walker Texas Ranger show and all his old crappy movies, he's a pretty dang nice guy I think.
walker, texas ranger is a damned good show, i dont know what you're talking about.:) I would get sick of him seeing him in a movie. a show is enough of him for one lifetime.
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chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits
chuck norris counted to infinity...twice
chuck norris's fist is the only hand that can beat a royal flush
contrary to popular belief, america isnt a democracy, its a chucktatorship
chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding
chuck norris doesnt read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
chuck norris doesnt wear a condom, because there is no such thing as protection from chuck norris
chuck norris can beat a game of connect four in three moves
chuck norris has been to mars, thats why there appears to be no life there
there is no such thing as a lesbian, only a woman that has not met chuck norris yet.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris can drink so much that his urine is regularly used as a type of rocket fuel.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*cking Indian.
Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the Richter scale.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
only to name a few. only chuck norris can know how many facts about him there are.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8k3uGzgZIs
Best Damn Sports Show Period:
He reads some of the facts. It's awesome.
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