Who is the kind of person that loves resurrecting his own threads for some reason even though there are plenty of other new threads to post, leaving us to believe he thinks his threads are that much more worthwhile and important?
''May the Gods give you the strength and power to bear the madness which flows through our minds.''
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
What the hell does xD mean? Take your teen speak somewhere else. And no, it wasn't me. But I'm ashamed of myself for even dignifying your guess with a response.
Man, this is a jokes thread and that was meant for laughs.
You're rude.
xD?
Tilt your head to the left and then see, its a man laughing with closed eyes.
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''May the Gods give you the strength and power to bear the madness which flows through our minds.''
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
''May the Gods give you the strength and power to bear the madness which flows through our minds.''
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
''May the Gods give you the strength and power to bear the madness which flows through our minds.''
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
BAD DAY
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I got another one but it is a little dirty, but very funny.
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
''May the Gods give you the strength and power to bear the madness which flows through our minds.''
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
Give, expecting nothing thereof. ------------ BoD - Come have some fun! Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
"I want a divorce!" boomed the loud Texas oilman. "That wife of mine ain't acting right"
"Well J.P.," said the lawyer, "A wife is like your oil rigs, you have to take care of it and treat it well."
"But still, I should still get certain drilling rights."
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''May the Gods give you the strength and power to bear the madness which flows through our minds.''
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
Towards the end of the golf round, Bernie hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every Buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life......As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" Then POOF!...... she was gone!
After Bernie recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Bob, where are you?" Bob yells back, "I'm over here in the pussy willows." Bernie shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Bob; for the love of God, DON'T SWING!"
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Smiling is infectious.
Give, expecting nothing thereof. ------------ BoD - Come have some fun! Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
''May the Gods give you the strength and power to bear the madness which flows through our minds.''
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
There was a husband and a wife. they were going to go to a costume party but she didnt feel to good so the husband went without her. a couple hours later the wife felt a bit better and decided to go to the party and her husband didnt know what her costume was but she knew what he was dressed up as. when she got to the party she saw her husband flirting to a lot of girls.. she felt curious and went over to him to have some fun. she started flirting with him and after a while her husband whispered somthing in her ear. then they left and went outside it was dark.. they went into the husbands car and after about 20 minutes of banging they were about to take off there costumes.. then wife sliped out and went home. she pretended to still be stick to trick her husband... he finally got home and the wife said "So honey how was the party?" the husband said "it was alright Burt and Frank were there" she said "Thats nice" then the husband says... "You should have seen the guy I gave my costume to!"
Though i feel like posting some. I'm too lazy at the moment, and tired.
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''May the Gods give you the strength and power to bear the madness which flows through our minds.''
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
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Who is the kind of person that loves resurrecting his own threads for some reason even though there are plenty of other new threads to post, leaving us to believe he thinks his threads are that much more worthwhile and important?
Give up?
Siaynoq's Playthroughs
Is it someone named, Sianoq? xD
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
Siaynoq's Playthroughs
You're rude.
xD?
Tilt your head to the left and then see, its a man laughing with closed eyes.
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
Siaynoq's Playthroughs
I really don't want one to be there.
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
cause hen's have no tits
Fuck you, I'm a dragon.
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
BAD DAY
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Fuck you, I'm a dragon.
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
"I want a divorce!" boomed the loud Texas oilman. "That wife of mine ain't acting right"
"Well J.P.," said the lawyer, "A wife is like your oil rigs, you have to take care of it and treat it well."
"But still, I should still get certain drilling rights."
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life......As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" Then POOF!...... she was gone!
After Bernie recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Bob, where are you?" Bob yells back, "I'm over here in the pussy willows." Bernie shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Bob; for the love of God, DON'T SWING!"
Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
There was a husband and a wife. they were going to go to a costume party but she didnt feel to good so the husband went without her. a couple hours later the wife felt a bit better and decided to go to the party and her husband didnt know what her costume was but she knew what he was dressed up as. when she got to the party she saw her husband flirting to a lot of girls.. she felt curious and went over to him to have some fun. she started flirting with him and after a while her husband whispered somthing in her ear. then they left and went outside it was dark.. they went into the husbands car and after about 20 minutes of banging they were about to take off there costumes.. then wife sliped out and went home. she pretended to still be stick to trick her husband... he finally got home and the wife said "So honey how was the party?" the husband said "it was alright Burt and Frank were there" she said "Thats nice" then the husband says... "You should have seen the guy I gave my costume to!"
Though i feel like posting some. I'm too lazy at the moment, and tired.
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface