Here's a snippet:
After watching the Diablo III gameplay footage, I was really excited. The visuals were fantastic, a lot of small improvements had been added without seeming to get in the way of what makes the series great, and by the end of the video I found myself moving my mouse around the screen as if I was playing. That's sad, but what's even sadder is that I'm not a big-time game journalist so I can't come up with a term like "gamesturbation" to describe the lonely and desparate act while making myself cool and quotable.
Imagine my surprise when I discovered that my positive impressions were irrational and baseless, while most of the internet saw the game for what it truly was: A personal insult to them and a serious threat to all they hold dear. If you find that you've mistakenly become mildly optimistic about the game, read on to find out where I went wrong so you can adjust accordingly.
The article actually manages to delve pretty deeply into the subject that's been making headlines in the recent days. Yes, it's actually serious. Some of you may not agree with the article, but if anything you should check it out for some good laughs, even if it means having a good laugh at yourself.
Thanks for the tip, Vacorsis!
yes this is true... he did state after that post tho that he was french and his english wasnt very good. none the less, it gave me quite a good laugh. but hey, at least hes trying, i took 3 years of spanish and the most i can do is count to ten, maybe. lol thank god for being seated next to the mexicans in class. cheating ftw :thumbsup:
i dont recall anyone hating diablo 3, ever. And everyone here know what we want
I'm sure it's the latter.:rolleyes:
What I've seen of D3 is amazing I have NOTHING bad to say about it they have my money already lol
*btw fucking amazing read.
drugs arent good man :confused:
Yes we would, I agree.
Diablo is what revolutionized the hack and slash gaming world. And it will continue to do so. Please stop complaining, we have only seen a small portion of Diablo III, less than 1%. Let blizzard do its job.
Let me give you an example.
What "majority" of fans came up with the nintendo wii. No one did but it was still an awesome product in the end. Not as much to non-nintendo fans in every case but the same goes for non-diablo fans.
On the diablo subject. Art is fine. and Im sure blizzard will allow more easily modified user interface this time around as well as graphical options.
As far as classes go. Again stop complaining if your favorite class isn't in the game.
Wheres the Warrior?
Wheres the Rogue?
Wheres the Sorcerror?
Where the Bard?
They evolved. Much like diablo did from diablo 1 and diablo 2. Does that mean diablo 2 is any better? in most senses YES however in some senses NO. But overall its a better game. Just like diablo 3 will be a better game than diablo 2.
can't you guys recognize a satire when you see one?
WTF??? I belive someone once said "a rose by any different name is still just as sweet." Despite how gay that quote is it fits perfectly. Just because the witch doctor doesnt have a necromancer title does NOT mean that it doesnt fill that particular space on the class list.
But honestly anyone who belives this article in any way, shape, or form, seriously needs a reality check>.>
I don't mean to bash, but Diablo 2 spammed the same art-style throughout nearly every enviornment. It was so dark it even looked like night-time in areas that were clearly meant to take place in broad day-light. LOD's gleaming, snowy mountain-tops of Act 5 were a breath of fresh-air away from the static art direction of the same old, same old grit and darkness of every D2 act. (Yes when you think about it, act 5 had the best art direction and for the most part, the brightest and least dark art direction.)
Just take a look at what they're doing with Resident Evil 5. The game is a survival horror game (Something that Diablo isn't supposed to be in the first place.) and yet the setting is very bright and vibrant in contrast to previous resident evil games. The fact that you're fighting hordes of hell's minions in broad day-light with a rainbow in the background, creates a sort of "I'm not safe anywhere" or a "hell on earth" vibe, and adds it's own unique kind of ambience.
that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard. that's like saying you wanted to see the sequels to say Jurassic park to have the shitty graphics the first movie had.
This game should be better in all ways possible. Period