One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him
i use to be a noob like in the begging when i first got d2 i was a real noob like i thogut ik was best item in game and then when i finaally got a soj i go tscammed as i did the second time then i go ttwo more traded them for a ds nigma and then scammed ppl go tliek 5 soj and i was on a role
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fear factory
lamb of god
lynard skynard
primus
seether
stained
thornley
van halen
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i am a lvl 41 pally and a pretty nice tank i liek going PvP
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