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Since posting in off topic doesn't add to your posts, I'll stay here awhile and enjoy my accomplishment! :Thumbs Up:

IDK which one is correct (whether posting here add post counts or not)
since I only read 1st and last pages
and since this is a Random Chat Thread and also my first post, so i'll give it a try which one is true

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Actually, i got 3 extra keys for Tribes Ascend. I am not sure if its in closed beta though i think it is... Let me know yo!

It's not. You can get a beta key right now if you go an like their facebook page. Anyone can get a key.

Then why would they send me three keys.. Doesnt make sense.

Anyway the game is ok... If you were an avid fan of the old tribes game, then you would probably like this one cuz its pretty much the same.

Uhg! Steve Ballmer is so damn embarrassing every time he gets on a stage or in front of a camera. He's like the Fred Flintstone of technology. I would love to be a fly on the wall in his staff meetings after he walks out of the room. You just know his employees breath a sigh of relief he's gone.

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You don't have Asperger's.

Why then do I fit almost all symptoms of Asperger's?

Just got back from a fwd/camping weekend with my mates. Got my dads Toyota Hilux seriously bogged. Took 2 electronic wenches and a snatch to get it out! My first time fwd on my on though.

I have more posts in this thread than I do in all the other forums combined,

There's slightly different levels of Asperger's you know. I have many of the same shit that Asperger's Syndrome has associated with it. Are you sure your brother isn't autistic? He sounds closer to that.

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I just saw the third Transformer movie. Dark side of the moon or w/e. My question is: Does Micheal Bay have Asperger's?

God, that was just horrible. I bet some people making the movie said, "Wait, does this make sense?"

"I don't know, lets just put John Malkovich in it."

dont gte me started on michael bay, im trying not to swear

he has ruined transformers for the modern kids and teenagers, they think transformers was this crap, "were america, we will save the world" ( not having a go at americans, having a go at hollywood)

he ruins anythig he touches, if he did a remake of say....BAMBI, there would be explosions and over the top loud that your ear drums burst, oh and a crappy plot

dont get me wrong i love action mvies and some of the best movies rae not the best plots, but Bay Takes the biscuit

the THREE movies where crap and megan fox is not good looking at all, i didnt see the fuss

stop showing me a womans arse and show me the transformers!!!!!

heres a woman who is 1 billion times more beautiful that that tart Fox, i give you ms olvia wilde ( My GF is even more beautiful)

In case you two weren't aware, it's a movie about....cars transforming into giant outerspace robots(and vice-versa).

I wanna see explosions with giant robots blowing stuff up and stamping on others.

However, knowing that I like good plots and sensible acting, I waited for one of the numerous fans to upload all the action sequences in one video which is like 1/10th of the movie.

So I am able to fully satisfy my inexplanable desire to see sexy giant robots beat the ever loving shit out of each other; all this unemcumbered by a tedious storyline which looks more like filler than anything.

I suggest you wisen up gentlemen. It helps avoid disappointment and frustration. But then again if you like complaining, then maybe my advice won't do any good.

Also, beauty is subjective I suppose and perhaps dependent on your testorone level. I find people bashing Megan Fox's appearance hard to believe all the same. The girl you linked Freddy, is 'meh' to me. My guess is that if she had been playing in Transformers, you would be bashing her instead.

http://www.diablofans.com/topic/34981-what-do-you-think-about-games/page__pid__752999#entry752999

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This beta key competition has made it so much harder to siphon through all the crap on the forums

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On the katana, you don't need super martial arts skill for taking down unarmed zombies. You just need a few good consistent swings. It's more like splitting the world's most dangerous watermellons than fighting. Plus skills learned in sink or swim desperation usually work out very well. It's the "you can do anything if you have to principal."

And when you die trying to be superbadass with a Katana, don't cry to me.

Just get a generic broad sword, it is much better for people with zero training. (Not good, but better.)

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On horses. It depends on the breed quarterhorses are extremely brave. And a few centuries ago people were riding horses into combat on a regular basis. And there are wild horses living on grass on this continent, so specialized food isn't really neccesary. My second cousin kept a pony grazing on a former strip mine near my house for a very long time. (Not sure if he took him home in the winters for hay and grain though, so I could be wrong about being able to graze 12 months a year here.)

There is also a reason why the Pony Express used multiple horses when traveling. And, again, taking care of two living things is a lot more difficult then taking care of one, even if you just let it eat grass.

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Here's a good one! Once, I tried to ride accross the field that before mentioned pony was on. My mare was in heat. He chased her all over the place with me on her back. He was pretty quick for an old guy! Was pretty scary stuff!

There was a guy, I think he was the Boeing CEO? A horse assfucked him. You know how big a horse's dick is? Yea, he died.

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Crowbar and machete for me for weapons. Both useful in combat and scavenging.

Need a set of this armor:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPS2l5fQ55A&feature=related

That...looks like he spraypainted a Halo outfit...

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My fiance's little brother has Apergers. It's something you notice. He's really socially awkward to the point you say "Wow, there is something wrong with him." He's 12 and he's afraid of bugs still , will only eat very limited things, literally acts like its the end of the world any time anything bad happens, thinks you hate him if you get upset with anything he does. It's very noticeable.

That sounds similar to me...

But I don't think I have Apergers. (At least, I hope I don't.)

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Yeah, I completely stopped visiting most sections of the forum. Too much crap.

My method of just using the View New Content isn't working anymore. Link has a sad...

@LinKX

Broadswords are very, very heavy and unweildy. Katanas are lighter and much better suited to a lighter person I think. I've never tried it, but I don't think swinging a two haded sword at something could be all that hard. And it if is, I don't see why a heavier one handed sword would be safer. Plus, untrained, but agile person with katana and leather versus nearly mindless dead person armed with light clothes and..... teeth...

Back on horses: With a single mount, you can cover more than twice as much ground as you could on foot, and it doesn't depend on clear paved roads, advanced mechanical skills or any of the things most vehicles require. Plus grasses and grains will be a lot easier to find than fuel. Pony Express required multiple mounts to make ridiculuos good time, but most of this world was explored on horseback without similar setups at some point in history. Horses are a totally legitimate ride for a situation where modern conveniences are sparse and history proves it.


The katana part is just random BS based on no practical experience, but the horse part is based on years of riding and tending horses. From about 8 until I left for college and Dad sold off all the horses.

Hilarious, I liked the other one where he got nailed by a binder! :Thumbs Up:

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@LinKX

Broadswords are very, very heavy and unweildy. Katanas are lighter and much better suited to a lighter person I think. I've never tried it, but I don't think swinging a two haded sword at something could be all that hard. And it if is, I don't see why a heavier one handed sword would be safer. Plus, untrained, but agile person with katana and leather versus nearly mindless dead person armed with light clothes and..... teeth...

Back on horses: With a single mount, you can cover more than twice as much ground as you could on foot, and it doesn't depend on clear paved roads, advanced mechanical skills or any of the things most vehicles require. Plus grasses and grains will be a lot easier to find than fuel. Pony Express required multiple mounts to make ridiculuos good time, but most of this world was explored on horseback without similar setups at some point in history. Horses are a totally legitimate ride for a situation where modern conveniences are sparse and history proves it.


The katana part is just random BS based on no practical experience, but the horse part is based on years of riding and tending horses. From about 8 until I left for college and Dad sold off all the horses.

We come to an impasse, I know little about horses and you know little about swords.

Looks like we both were wrong.


(Also, LPC's are Leather Personnel Carriers. Aka: Boots.)


Edit: Also, Dae, calm down. It's downloading. Jeez, you'd think it was a Beta or something. Oh, wait...

As Total Biscuit says, Beta is Beta.

Edit x2: I think I am going to go ride my bike ten miles tomorrow. o.o

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http://youtu.be/kGqfweyRr7k

HAHA. I enjoyed that.

Edit: 1 and 2 are also good

I just debated zombie survival strategy over the course of several days, as if it were a serious topic. Never really saw myself doing that, so I awarded myself Dork Points.

But then, theTranformers conversation reminded me I still haven't watched any of them, so I had to take points away.

just returned from the dead.

almost feel like nobunaga oda.

minus the arrow.

not in real life but in a forum sense.