I have 2 guest pass codes for people that would like them. Post a reply, I'm heading off to bed but i'll be back around 3:30 am EST and pick two to send them to... Make me laugh it will improve your chances
preordered the game but i ordered with a new computer system and that isnt shipping and arriving till 6/1/12 lmao and so i have to wait and i would much enjoy a taste as i wait and would be very grateful also cant wait to find them cows and kill them all....... though i would hope the add gansta unicorns level instead
i have the digital copy but i would like one 2 give to my friend since his CE got canceled. would be a little joke's on him type thing.
and i have a joke for your
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Guest pass is for me
Joke is For you.
A Frenchman, Englishman and Russian are admiring a painting of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. The Frenchman says, "They must be French, they're naked and they're eating fruit." The Englishman replies with, "Clearly they're English. Observe how politely the man is offering the woman the fruit." The Russian then notes, "They are Russian of course. They have nothing to wear, nothing to eat, and they think they are in paradise."
A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.
After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.
The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try."
Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"
"Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."
It would be an honor to be able to play thanks to you, sir. I'm hosting a LAN this evening and because my CE still hasn't been shipped, I don't have access to the game. Sadly all my friends coming to play at ma LAN have bought a digital copy and have no guest passes. It would be pretty sad to host the LAN and watch everybody play while I can't.
Here is a little joke for you:
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp ...
How bizarre, I tried to quite Spectre's post... and I got a rather dirty joke (which makes me wonder if he's Dutch) instead of his lying husband joke. .
and i have a joke for your
Guess who loves to be fisted?
i have 2 jokes for you i hope you like at least one
1. what is the smallest room in the world?
answer: a mushroom
2.why is everyone so fast in Russia
answer: because everybodys Russian (rushing)
Violets are Blue
Guest pass is for me
Joke is For you.
A Frenchman, Englishman and Russian are admiring a painting of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. The Frenchman says, "They must be French, they're naked and they're eating fruit." The Englishman replies with, "Clearly they're English. Observe how politely the man is offering the woman the fruit." The Russian then notes, "They are Russian of course. They have nothing to wear, nothing to eat, and they think they are in paradise."
A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.
After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.
The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try."
Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"
"Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."
It would be an honor to be able to play thanks to you, sir. I'm hosting a LAN this evening and because my CE still hasn't been shipped, I don't have access to the game. Sadly all my friends coming to play at ma LAN have bought a digital copy and have no guest passes. It would be pretty sad to host the LAN and watch everybody play while I can't.
Here is a little joke for you:
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
Lol, tell me that joke