So, with a lack of any news, I thought it would be fun if we created our own news. In other words, pretend like you are opening up DFans and see a new article. What would be the headline? What would it disclose? Realistic, fun, creative, looney what would you like to see?
(I would try to avoid the beta/release headlines since they aren't that creative)
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Place Wirt's Fourth Leg, a scroll of Town Portal and Diablo's Horn into the Nephalem Cube and, while standing on the infamous rainbow bridge in Act 1, activate it. A portal will be opened to a bright cheery world full of sparkle and happy smiling plants and animals. This world is populated by majestic unicorns, who have a charging attack that deals 666 physical damage and knocks you back. Killing them results in spouts of rainbow blood from their mutilated carcasses. Killing all of them and activating the Happy Wish Seals arranged in a smiley face across the map spawns MEGA-CORN, a unicorn boss that shoots rainbow lasers and leaps into the air to perform an AOE stomp. If MEGA-CORN is slain, the world of sanctuary turns dark and drab like REAL fans think it OUGHT to be, and the smiling faces turn to horrible diseased screaming ones.
The infamous Rainbow Bridge.
Actual image of Rainicorn Paradise.
The world of Sanctuary, before and after slaying MEGA-CORN.
Aregile_Cruiser causes a delay in Diablo 3 development due to pissing off 28 developers and giving 14 others epileptic seizures with his incredibly annoying and distracting avatar.
Jay Wilson currently in coma after a car accident. Rob Pardo to take his place as the lead game designer of Diablo 3. All our best wishes to Jay Wilson and his family.
Aregile_Cruiser causes a delay in Diablo 3 development due to pissing off 28 developers and giving 14 others epileptic seizures with his incredibly annoying and distracting avatar.
sorry dude i thought i changed it, i guess it it didnt take
Aregile_Cruiser causes a delay in Diablo 3 development due to pissing off 28 developers and giving 14 others epileptic seizures with his incredibly annoying and distracting avatar.
sorry dude i thought i changed it, i guess it it didnt take
Nah you changed it, Meph just doesn't know how to f5.
Blizzard Announces Cross Game Mail System
A system that will allow you to bring your gold over from WoW or send your new Diablo character some crafted items from WoW's artisans.
"Due to Starcraft's success Diablo will now be an RTS. All development will be scrapped to implement the RTS gameplay, and the release date will NOT be soon."
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I agree with feminism. I don't think that it's right that for every dollar a man makes, a women gets 70 cents. Why do I only get 30 cents and some chick gets the rest?
"Due to Starcraft's success Diablo will now be an RTS. All development will be scrapped to implement the RTS gameplay, and the release date will NOT be soon."
I think Diablo would make for an awesome RTS.
And, in my opinion, "Necromancer's Choice" pic is just stupid. Why would he keep the greens? That just ruins the whole thing.
/new art direction is better than any fanboy-altered image
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I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
HUGE Blizzard Announcement! Diablo, Warcraft, and Starcraft affected in ways never seen!
From Irvine, California, Blizzard Entertainment called a press confrence, calling for all the major gaming reporters including G4TV, HuskyStarcraft, Day9, Total Biscuit, Sixen, and many others today. Unbeknownst to anyone, their prized games were coming to an end. Blizzard Entertainment, makers of Warcraft, Starcraft, and Diablo, were ending their famed games and moving in a new direction. The President of Blizzard Entertainment, Mr. Michael Morhaime, announced today that the company would now be moving in a console direction with a much greater emphasis towards simulation games like The Sims. In addition, the company would be reverting to their previous name, Chaos Studios. Mr Michael Morhaime was promptly boo'd off the stage. His body was not found.
Aregile_Cruiser causes a delay in Diablo 3 development due to pissing off 28 developers and giving 14 others epileptic seizures with his incredibly annoying and distracting avatar.
sorry dude i thought i changed it, i guess it it didnt take
Nah you changed it, Meph just doesn't know how to f5.
Blizzard Announces Cross Game Mail System
A system that will allow you to bring your gold over from WoW or send your new Diablo character some crafted items from WoW's artisans.
This just in...Diablo3 to be released...NOW!!!!!!! They have already hit shelves 24 hours ago and have just been announced today! If you are far behind on everything and live under a rock and are just receiving this now...GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GET A COPY!!!!!!!!!
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www.myspace.com/mpotatoes for all your Trans Siberian Orchestra listening pleasure
If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last
By helping a neighbor
Or even a stranger
And to know who needs help
You need only just ask
I'd like to note that I do not support the opinions expressed in my fake news post, and this thread should not turn into an art style argument
I'm sorry, okay?
... shit...
"Breaking News: Diablo III Development Team reveals Easter egg within game disc as a revamped version of the online sensation "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic." States that they did it "for all of their bronies out there and their fellow /b/tards."
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I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
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(I would try to avoid the beta/release headlines since they aren't that creative)
Find any Diablo news? Contact me or anyone else on the News team
Damn, you said "realistic" didn't you....
Honestly, I'd be happy to see some more traits/skills.
In progress: Barbarian, WD
Place Wirt's Fourth Leg, a scroll of Town Portal and Diablo's Horn into the Nephalem Cube and, while standing on the infamous rainbow bridge in Act 1, activate it. A portal will be opened to a bright cheery world full of sparkle and happy smiling plants and animals. This world is populated by majestic unicorns, who have a charging attack that deals 666 physical damage and knocks you back. Killing them results in spouts of rainbow blood from their mutilated carcasses. Killing all of them and activating the Happy Wish Seals arranged in a smiley face across the map spawns MEGA-CORN, a unicorn boss that shoots rainbow lasers and leaps into the air to perform an AOE stomp. If MEGA-CORN is slain, the world of sanctuary turns dark and drab like REAL fans think it OUGHT to be, and the smiling faces turn to horrible diseased screaming ones.
The infamous Rainbow Bridge.
Actual image of Rainicorn Paradise.
The world of Sanctuary, before and after slaying MEGA-CORN.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
sorry dude i thought i changed it, i guess it it didnt take
Nah you changed it, Meph just doesn't know how to f5.
Blizzard Announces Cross Game Mail System
A system that will allow you to bring your gold over from WoW or send your new Diablo character some crafted items from WoW's artisans.
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
I think Diablo would make for an awesome RTS.
And, in my opinion, "Necromancer's Choice" pic is just stupid. Why would he keep the greens? That just ruins the whole thing.
/new art direction is better than any fanboy-altered image
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
Diablo, Warcraft, and Starcraft affected in ways never seen!
How was that??
If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last
By helping a neighbor
Or even a stranger
And to know who needs help
You need only just ask
Cross-game mail <--- the greatest terrible idea ever!
In other news, Blizzard has just released a new secretive title called Final Reign of Terror.
More at eleven.
I'm sorry, okay?
... shit...
"Breaking News: Diablo III Development Team reveals Easter egg within game disc as a revamped version of the online sensation "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic." States that they did it "for all of their bronies out there and their fellow /b/tards."
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence