The object of this game is simple, a topic will be posted by the previous week's winner and you must say something funny for that topic, and get real dirty while you're at it. The winner will be chosen, not by the person who picked the topic, but by using the post rating system. The person with the most cookies wins. The post rating system is the little green circle button thing at the lower right of each corresponding post.
I'll start the first topic: kitchen. (Things can be done with anything even remotely related to the topic, in an example for kitchen, you could talk about food, tv shows (cooking), or everyday life in the kitchen.)
____ ________ ________ ______ ___ ___________ ___________ _____ _Here is the button I was talking about. ____ _____ _______ ________ ______ ___ ___________ ________ _____ ____ _____ __ ___ _____ ___ _____V
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
Wait so this is going to be all about getting that button on?
Man, this is harder than I thought it would be...
I'm surprised no one is all over this thread...
Oh no, it dropped! Come on, let me get that for you.
Where is it? It's so small!
I don't understand. How is this possible?
Ah there it is! Well, we better get this started.
Mmmm, you like it like that don't you?
Oh. Would you like a taste?
Hmm, things are getting hot in here...
Fishy, you say? Well of course, what did you expect?
Hey, look who's joined us!
Maybe we should make a sandwich while we wait for the others?
Wow, it's HUGE...
How big did you say it was?
Amazing... 13"...
Well I'm going to have it all at once!
Hrmglh, thslo(so) gellhwd(good)...
*Cough Cough*. I'm fine, don't worry. This happens all the time...
Would you like a turn?
Oh, get it from the other side!
Yeah, right there! Don't stop... almost... there...
YEEEEEESSSSS!!
"WORLD RECORD FOR BIGGEST CHILLI-FISH SANDWICH EATEN!"
Alright, that was lame, but no one else was contributing and I'm booooorrrreeeeddd.
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It's all been said. The pun, the not so funny joke, the phrase, something about oneself, the not so random picture.
Zhar and Daemaro are tying up the lead with 2 cookies each.
First Person: I have blue waffles.
Second Person: So do I. *Holds up a waffle with blueberries in it."
First Person: No I meant I have blue waffles disease, not the food.
Second Person: Blue Waffles disease??
First Person: *Drops pants.*
Second Person: *Vomits out his testicles, falls over and becomes a vegetable, brain death by horror image.*
For the love of god and all that's still holy, do not Google Blue Waffles, I implore you!! My sister told me to and I could not eat for a week and think about sex for a month. NOT SAFE FOR YOUR SOUL!!!
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
I think you guys are trying too hard.. mr clean man is probably the funniest and he gets my vote. I was thinking the same thing myself, OP only said dirty right? it's just all y'all filthy minds thinking about sex.
I think you guys are trying too hard.. mr clean man is probably the funniest and he gets my vote. I was thinking the same thing myself, OP only said dirty right? it's just all y'all filthy minds thinking about sex.
I'll start the first topic: kitchen. (Things can be done with anything even remotely related to the topic, in an example for kitchen, you could talk about food, tv shows (cooking), or everyday life in the kitchen.)
____ ________ ________ ______ ___ ___________ ___________ _____ _Here is the button I was talking about.
____ _____ _______ ________ ______ ___ ___________ ________ _____ ____ _____ __ ___ _____ ___ _____V
Man, this is harder than I thought it would be...
I'm surprised no one is all over this thread...
Oh no, it dropped! Come on, let me get that for you.
Where is it? It's so small!
I don't understand. How is this possible?
Ah there it is! Well, we better get this started.
Mmmm, you like it like that don't you?
Oh. Would you like a taste?
Hmm, things are getting hot in here...
Fishy, you say? Well of course, what did you expect?
Hey, look who's joined us!
Maybe we should make a sandwich while we wait for the others?
Wow, it's HUGE...
How big did you say it was?
Amazing... 13"...
Well I'm going to have it all at once!
Hrmglh, thslo(so) gellhwd(good)...
*Cough Cough*. I'm fine, don't worry. This happens all the time...
Would you like a turn?
Oh, get it from the other side!
Yeah, right there! Don't stop... almost... there...
YEEEEEESSSSS!!
"WORLD RECORD FOR BIGGEST CHILLI-FISH SANDWICH EATEN!"
Alright, that was lame, but no one else was contributing and I'm booooorrrreeeeddd.
That is all.
Win.
I'll go with scrotum exposed in the kitchen.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
MR. CLEAN MAGIC ERASER TIMEH!
Technically, this fits within the parameters you set.
Did I forget to mention that you can vote for more than one dirty piece of humor?
Are you pounding the meat hard enough? Remember, you gotta work it till it's soft.
First Person: I have blue waffles.
Second Person: So do I. *Holds up a waffle with blueberries in it."
First Person: No I meant I have blue waffles disease, not the food.
Second Person: Blue Waffles disease??
First Person: *Drops pants.*
Second Person: *Vomits out his testicles, falls over and becomes a vegetable, brain death by horror image.*
For the love of god and all that's still holy, do not Google Blue Waffles, I implore you!! My sister told me to and I could not eat for a week and think about sex for a month. NOT SAFE FOR YOUR SOUL!!!
Exactly! Disgusting behaviour, truly.