*strips down outside the doorway*
*brings clothes to the back door*
*Puts paper bag over face*
*streaks through the tavern a second time, in an ill-fated attempt to increase the amount of visitors*
*says hi to Nak on the way through*
*crashes through back door*
*frantically puts on clothes*
*comes back in*
"Holy shit, that's TWICE I've ran into that streaking guy, hows everyone doing?"
*takes a seat at the bar, orders vodka*
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"One in every 10 million people can potentially have a headache from this pill." God forbid she is the 0.000000001% of having a headache.
*A cat appears in the doorway. It jumps and lands on its forelegs. It starts speaking in a voice that almost resembles Zubin's* Well, it won't be an easy task to browse through all the diablo related posts here. I guess i'll just wait for some fresh updates. And, no offense Naksu but your sig hurts my eyes. Ever considered changing it or adding a slow motion effect to it? *The cat crosses over to the bar and pours itself a drink*
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''May the Gods give you the strength and power to bear the madness which flows through our minds.''
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
*after throwing some more parts into the stew, barmaid comes from the back room and sees a cat on the bar*
"Shoo cat."
*pushing it off*
*it looks up at her and speaks*
*realizing it's Z she picks it back up and gets out the pad and his special beer bowl*
"There you go Z, good to see you."
*she scratches behind his ears*
*she bends over and whispers in his ear*
"Don't go killing too many critters in here, I need them for my special stew."
*as she resumes cleaning mugs, she notices a new customer that is laughing quite a bit*
"What can I get you there chuckles?"
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Smiling is infectious.
Give, expecting nothing thereof. ------------ BoD - Come have some fun! Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
*Gets up, finished with maintenance of equipment.*
Storm, could you show me the stuff you want magically protected? Also, could you get me an Iced Tea to go, please?
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
*After the fool bashes the counter, the barmaid calmly goes to the back, goes to the vault, retrieves a golem ball, places it on the floor, says the proper words and commands it to go make some hamburger out of the guy at the end of the bar. She goes back to the bar area, while the golem is still forming and just smiles a nice big evil grin.*
*The idiot just sits there not knowing what is going to happen. Then the golem appears and quickly grabs him up and takes him outside. Screams wail out as the sounds of beer casks being broken become louder. The barmaid just laughs and laughs.*
"Here is your tea Venom."
"Is it possible to protect a whole room?"
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Smiling is infectious.
Give, expecting nothing thereof. ------------ BoD - Come have some fun! Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
*Looks at the room, making some quick calculations.*
Yes, I will do that.
*Mutters Incantations*
*Finishes in 12 minutes.*
Alright, all set. Thanks for the Tea.
*Leaves*
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
*The screams are amplified as he opens the doors. She laughs some more, and decides he has hopefully learned his lesson and ends the spell. The golem disolves and she hears a thud as the fools body falls to ground.*
*She goes out and sees him laying there, hearing him mutter something about being dead and lawsuits, and gives him a quick kick.*
"You arn't dead ya fool. But you messed with the wrong barmaid. I know it was you streaking through here. Now, if you come back and arn't acting reasonable...heh heh heh well you shall see what happens then."
*she cackles and goes back into the bar*
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Smiling is infectious.
Give, expecting nothing thereof. ------------ BoD - Come have some fun! Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
*Looks at the body of Zhar*
Would make some great food for the animals.
*Grabs the body and slings it over his shoulder*
Stormy, Do you want the body for your stew? If you don't, I'm gonna carve him up into fish food and chum the waters of my favorite fishing hole. So the fish can get nice and big.
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
*Is totally unaware of what his true form is, rendering the threat useless!*
*Is at peace with his ignorance*
*Does poltergeist-stuff for a while*
*Haunts the vodka bottles*
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"One in every 10 million people can potentially have a headache from this pill." God forbid she is the 0.000000001% of having a headache.
"Heh heh heh - naw I don't want him. He is golem tainted. Feed him to the fishes."
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Smiling is infectious.
Give, expecting nothing thereof. ------------ BoD - Come have some fun! Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
*brings clothes to the back door*
*Puts paper bag over face*
*streaks through the tavern a second time, in an ill-fated attempt to increase the amount of visitors*
*says hi to Nak on the way through*
*crashes through back door*
*frantically puts on clothes*
*comes back in*
"Holy shit, that's TWICE I've ran into that streaking guy, hows everyone doing?"
*takes a seat at the bar, orders vodka*
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
"Shoo cat."
*pushing it off*
*it looks up at her and speaks*
*realizing it's Z she picks it back up and gets out the pad and his special beer bowl*
"There you go Z, good to see you."
*she scratches behind his ears*
*she bends over and whispers in his ear*
"Don't go killing too many critters in here, I need them for my special stew."
*as she resumes cleaning mugs, she notices a new customer that is laughing quite a bit*
"What can I get you there chuckles?"
Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
Storm, could you show me the stuff you want magically protected? Also, could you get me an Iced Tea to go, please?
"HEY, I ORDERED A VODKA LIKE... EIGHT DAYS AGO!"
"The service in here SUCKS."
*scowls at the barmaid, regrets as his ass kicking is inevitable*
*The idiot just sits there not knowing what is going to happen. Then the golem appears and quickly grabs him up and takes him outside. Screams wail out as the sounds of beer casks being broken become louder. The barmaid just laughs and laughs.*
"Here is your tea Venom."
"Is it possible to protect a whole room?"
Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
Yes, I will do that.
*Mutters Incantations*
*Finishes in 12 minutes.*
Alright, all set. Thanks for the Tea.
*Leaves*
*The screams are amplified as he opens the doors. She laughs some more, and decides he has hopefully learned his lesson and ends the spell. The golem disolves and she hears a thud as the fools body falls to ground.*
*She goes out and sees him laying there, hearing him mutter something about being dead and lawsuits, and gives him a quick kick.*
"You arn't dead ya fool. But you messed with the wrong barmaid. I know it was you streaking through here. Now, if you come back and arn't acting reasonable...heh heh heh well you shall see what happens then."
*she cackles and goes back into the bar*
Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
*Is trapped in limbo forevermore*
*drifts back into the bar*
"You've got yourself a haunted bar now, bitches."
*Takes a seat at his former barstool*
Would make some great food for the animals.
*Grabs the body and slings it over his shoulder*
Stormy, Do you want the body for your stew? If you don't, I'm gonna carve him up into fish food and chum the waters of my favorite fishing hole. So the fish can get nice and big.
*Drifts over to Venom, pimp-slapping him with his ghost-hand*
*Resumes sitting in his former barstool*
You better behave or I will capture your spirit too.
*Looks at Stormy and smiles while waiting for an answer.*
*Is at peace with his ignorance*
*Does poltergeist-stuff for a while*
*Haunts the vodka bottles*
Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
*Glares at her with his dead-guy-eyes*
*Sulks*