So I was in the lab the other day, and this hot graduate student walks in, right? She puts on those sexy gloves, that sexy lab coat, and sits on that sexy chair, right? She sticks her hand in a cage, yanks out a small, white as snow, cute little hamster, right? She then proceeds to pin down his hands and feet on this board, right? Then she gets some chloroform, stones that little sucker, and pulls out a scalpel, right? Then she cuts his abdomen, right? Then she gets this thingy they use to suck up stuff and sticks it right in his heart, right? Then she lets go of the sucker, and it fills with blood, right? She repeated that about 6 or 7 times, with the first 2 times causing the hamster to apparently jolt up his body..maybe from the pain or whatever, even though he was stone cold stoned....right? Then I laughed it off and left.
I just thought you'd enjoy this little story of hamster torture.
"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
Umpa, close this or our residential hamster may commit suicide from grief of torture to hamsters.
Actually, i think it's more likely for him to start a hamster revolution and take over the world. Hamsters do breed faster... he'll soon have the numbers he needs for it.
Wow, some of the guys posting here need serious mental help. This isn't funny. Won't be funny when OP ends up in prison with fucked up mental problems either. I feel sorry for you.
"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
1My vengeance shall be total, for we are many. 2Increased in size, 3like so many popcorn kernels, we shall overcome your land, your churches, your women, and your pantries. 4We come in great multitude, and like kernels we shall be, on your land, your churches, your women, and your pantries. 5And on your pantries, your women, your land, and your churches we shall be as a great multitude 6of kernels.
7Our whiskers will be like the bendy straws of so many idle styrofoam cups, inclined to wrath and much rage. 8We will be like the paint fumes, surrounding and consuming, gnawing and possessing 9your land, your churches, your women, and your pantries. 10And there shall be wailing of frail women, lamenting of children, 11and much rodential domination.
12I have spoken, chief among the furry ones, who are abundant in both number and wrath. 13And when the wailing of frail women and the lamenting of children and rodential domination does come, you will cry out to the Rodent of Rodents. 14But lo, I will turn my face away, inclined no longer like the bendy straw, and your land and your churches and your women and your pantries shall be barren for many decades that number seventy times seven.
That guy has a way of making you remember stuff. I love spaghetti cat. Yeah, you eat that spaghetti, like no other cat has done so before, you will always be, SPAGHETTI CAT! haha.
I just thought you'd enjoy this little story of hamster torture.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
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No joke.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
:unsure:
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Actually, i think it's more likely for him to start a hamster revolution and take over the world. Hamsters do breed faster... he'll soon have the numbers he needs for it.
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
Btw CRITTER-CUTTER. need we discuss the irony?
7Our whiskers will be like the bendy straws of so many idle styrofoam cups, inclined to wrath and much rage. 8We will be like the paint fumes, surrounding and consuming, gnawing and possessing 9your land, your churches, your women, and your pantries. 10And there shall be wailing of frail women, lamenting of children, 11and much rodential domination.
12I have spoken, chief among the furry ones, who are abundant in both number and wrath. 13And when the wailing of frail women and the lamenting of children and rodential domination does come, you will cry out to the Rodent of Rodents. 14But lo, I will turn my face away, inclined no longer like the bendy straw, and your land and your churches and your women and your pantries shall be barren for many decades that number seventy times seven.
15So fuck off.
OMG! I didn't think anyone would get the reference! Classic *sigh*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKoB8TPyHBo
You are suppressing your true nature. Let it go.
Just be discreet about it because it becomes hard to avoid prison after a while.