Lol this is the funniest thread I've ever read. Finally had to sign up for this one. If his "bodybuilding" skills are as solid as his English writing abilities, he's prob looking like Peewee Herman including the voice. Probably want to do some research before claiming you're so muscular that you stop traffic, and figure out that it takes years for that. Maybe that left hand girlfrand can give you some life long tips.
-Signed your friendly 12 hr/day virgin gaming nerd, who participates in Strongman competitions, works at a Hospital as a Supervisor, owns a 2012 CR-Z, and still has had enough time to wrack up over 600$ on this game @ the mature age of 24. (No need for a girlfriend because Money > Bitches)
Do you have any advice on my squat? ive been stuck at 455 for like a week and its bullshit
I squatted 455 back when I was 12........ months old. Try doing more bicep curls and flexing your abs between sets. Bite your bottom lip while doing it so everyone knows your the hottest shit out. Then ask the questionably younger aged female wearing too much make-up to spot you. Naturally, hit on her somewhat - because despite being 14, you'd tap that jello ass anyway. Despite being her first, you'd fail to impress. Now, bend down 2 inches, no further! Then go shoot some roids with the wrong needle - leave that bloody syringe in the toilet and return to the casual lounge area of the gym. Chat up some more bitches and drink that hard earned protein shake. Make sure to shake that shit for like 30 minutes.
Most importantly. If someone asks you for advice, tell them you eat 6000 calories a day.
Posting this was like shitting in my own mouth. This thread is a circus.