1.Thou shall not have any fun unless thou has spent 2500 dollars or more at the RMAH
2.Thou shall not farm any other Acts besides Act 3.
3.Thou shall not recieve the promised Team PVP until Hell hath frozen over
4.Thou class shall recieve a nerf every patch unless thou plays a Barbarian
5.Thou shall not use the blacksmith for anything useful
6.Thou shall recieve Strength on thee Quivers and Int on thee Mighty Belts until the end of time.
7.Thou shall not loot an awesome drop unless thee gets SIX NV stacks.
8.Thou shall not recieve Charms, Runes, or any other promised content until the expansion, which will cost 60 dollars.
9.Thou shall love Diablo 3's story and admit it is better than Diablo 1 and 2's combined.
10.Fuck that loser.
The creator hath spoken, follow these sacred laws or suffer the consequences of broken promises and Reflect Damage mobs.
1.Thou shall not have any fun unless thou has spent 2500 dollars or more at the RMAH
2.Thou shall not farm any other Acts besides Act 3.
3.Thou shall not recieve the promised Team PVP until Hell hath frozen over
4.Thou class shall recieve a nerf every patch unless thou plays a Barbarian
5.Thou shall not use the blacksmith for anything useful
6.Thou shall recieve Strength on thee Quivers and Int on thee Mighty Belts until the end of time.
7.Thou shall not loot an awesome drop unless thee gets SIX NV stacks.
8.Thou shall not recieve Charms, Runes, or any other promised content until the expansion, which will cost 60 dollars.
9.Thou shall love Diablo 3's story and admit it is better than Diablo 1 and 2's combined.
10.Fuck that loser.
The creator hath spoken, follow these sacred laws or suffer the consequences of broken promises and Reflect Damage mobs.
Ha. Bagstone.