My plot theory drives away from the convential but here goes.
Silliest of the Sillies: The Quest for Tyrael's Mojo
As we all know and love Tyrael was kind enough to teleport our own personal "heroes" out of the Worldstone Chamber just before launching his angelic sword into the throbbing heart of the world, thus destroying A. The protection the Worldstone offers by keeping the armies of Hell and Heaven(?) at bay from entering the mortal realm B. Any chance the Prime Evil's had at completely controlling the world (maybe) and most importantly C. His fucking sweet ass sword.
Now what do we know about Tyrael's sword? Its big, shiny, sharp, powerful, pretty, and it seemed pretty key to Tyrael's power. Remeber that fight with Baal/Diablo in the Tomb of Tal Rasha? Tyrael's sword is knocked free and then all the sudden Tyrael is totally over powered and gets rectally raped. Now why do two male demons rectally rape Tyrael instead of him raping them? Because he lost his sword! The entire spectrum of Tyrael's manliness and power reside in his pulsating sword of angelic mojo and that sword was destroyed with the explosion of the Worldstone so now Tyrael has lost his friggen mojo baby! SO what are we gonna do!
GET IT BACK!!
My theory is that key to fighting back the forces of evil in Tristram will be Tyrael's vanquished vanquisher or whatever's left with it. In order to seal that little gate to hell that is persistantly opened in Tristram (why the hell don't those people move/duct tape the damn gate shut?) our new, soon to be insane, heroes will have to venture on the same path the old crazies did to try and recover the powerful shards of Tyrael's Mojo, and only after shoving one of these shards straight up Diablo's anus will evil forever be vanquished from the world of Sanctuary!
P.S. I hope people take this theory at face value and understand its non serious nature as well as the undertones of a 1999 movie we all came to love, one I watched just before posting this, anyone guess it?
P.S.S Also this my first post and introduction to the boards what up...people?
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Soon comes the day when all shall be free,
Even you, even me.
Soon comes the day all shall die,
Surely you but never I. We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of thunder,
We dance among the lightening bolts
And tore the world asunder
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Silliest of the Sillies: The Quest for Tyrael's Mojo
As we all know and love Tyrael was kind enough to teleport our own personal "heroes" out of the Worldstone Chamber just before launching his angelic sword into the throbbing heart of the world, thus destroying A. The protection the Worldstone offers by keeping the armies of Hell and Heaven(?) at bay from entering the mortal realm B. Any chance the Prime Evil's had at completely controlling the world (maybe) and most importantly C. His fucking sweet ass sword.
Now what do we know about Tyrael's sword? Its big, shiny, sharp, powerful, pretty, and it seemed pretty key to Tyrael's power. Remeber that fight with Baal/Diablo in the Tomb of Tal Rasha? Tyrael's sword is knocked free and then all the sudden Tyrael is totally over powered and gets rectally raped. Now why do two male demons rectally rape Tyrael instead of him raping them? Because he lost his sword! The entire spectrum of Tyrael's manliness and power reside in his pulsating sword of angelic mojo and that sword was destroyed with the explosion of the Worldstone so now Tyrael has lost his friggen mojo baby! SO what are we gonna do!
GET IT BACK!!
My theory is that key to fighting back the forces of evil in Tristram will be Tyrael's vanquished vanquisher or whatever's left with it. In order to seal that little gate to hell that is persistantly opened in Tristram (why the hell don't those people move/duct tape the damn gate shut?) our new, soon to be insane, heroes will have to venture on the same path the old crazies did to try and recover the powerful shards of Tyrael's Mojo, and only after shoving one of these shards straight up Diablo's anus will evil forever be vanquished from the world of Sanctuary!
P.S. I hope people take this theory at face value and understand its non serious nature as well as the undertones of a 1999 movie we all came to love, one I watched just before posting this, anyone guess it?
P.S.S Also this my first post and introduction to the boards what up...people?
Even you, even me.
Soon comes the day all shall die,
Surely you but never I.
We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of thunder,
We dance among the lightening bolts
And tore the world asunder