Well I did feel a bit different on the 21st May but it might have been due to me jumping half the day on the trampoline. Even when I was off it, I could still feel myself flying through the air.
So who knows... Maybe I got spiritually zapped by mistake while bouncing.
In the scriptures that I follow, it specifically says that this kind of deed will land you a place directly in heaven.
So if you believe in my god, you are in for an awesome time. It's not a plug by the way for all you heretics who have a mind to twist my honest words. I'm just putting it out there for people to gain valuable knowledge and wisdom.
So I probably shouldn't have emptied my life savings and bought a heap of shit I don't need then? :/
Dunno man... We'll really need to wait for tomorrow.
I just remembered there was a stuffed red calf's head on my uncle's living room wall.... I don't know if it was just the head that was red though.
So who knows... Maybe I got spiritually zapped by mistake while bouncing.
In the scriptures that I follow, it specifically says that this kind of deed will land you a place directly in heaven.
So if you believe in my god, you are in for an awesome time. It's not a plug by the way for all you heretics who have a mind to twist my honest words. I'm just putting it out there for people to gain valuable knowledge and wisdom.
Dunno man... We'll really need to wait for tomorrow.
I just remembered there was a stuffed red calf's head on my uncle's living room wall.... I don't know if it was just the head that was red though.
Fingers crossed.
I was really worried for a moment there.
*Ditches prayers and takes out the tissue box for another session.*
I hope it doesn't count against me.