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I had a dream that one day people would remember me through cookies...
Anyway next up is Irrational.
Let's make him lol hard, guys.
Will give it a try though. Actually I recorded these events. So it's more rendition of the truth than impression.
Mac meets a girl.
Mac- You got nice boobs.
Girl- Wha...?
Mac- Oh no please do not misunderstand. While your chest is certainly distracting, your facial features are hardly above average.
Girl- Wha...?
Mac- My apologies. Sometimes my honesty gets the better of me. Can I have your number?
Girl- Wha...?
The rest of the story shall not be revealed so as to preserve Mac's integrity.
Edit- I have already written most impressions of people here to fit in the dfans story. Hehehe...
At least the discernible ones.