- Sexton
- Join Date: 1/2/2007
- Posts: 290
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One day, an old man was worried that he was going to die because of being hammered by a violent ghost. He then realized he could escape by hammering his fat cock into the ghost's heart and then eat the ghost's flesh which doesn't exist. Realizin it's nonexistent, he stops eating and begins to fart randomly. He even kisses the nonexistent flesh, which then creates a baby with horns on his large nose. After that, the old man stormed blizzcon'07 threatening Blizzard that if they don't mention Diablo he will start hammering the warcraft paychecks. Then after he grabbed his uncontrollabe mutated kid, he threatened to poop all over the blizzard people. He then stomped away while fingering himself to get the women to fart in his giant worm infested ass. Suddenly stormcat came out of choasdragon's belly, yelling that she wanted more of his home baked muffins. After finishing, she took a muffin and buttered it, she ate impossibly. Looking back she said "you can't rape me!" while simutaenously running away. Diablo ran after her, roaring that giant meat wagons are very slow. She decided to eat him, roar! After a moment he readjusted himself and raped her, and then Thasador came on her and started to stuff a duck inside of Diablo's big imaginary pussy. Diablo moaned like a giant yeti and then slapped Chaosdragon upside his big, fat, slimey, stormcat like ass. Then the mutated stormcat like ass jumped from the cliff on which thasador was dancing while jabbing his thong up his