Mr.Diablo I believe is a 13 year old kid, enjoying his summer on his ass, in his house all day.
I miss being a kid...
Give the kid a chance to chill, hes prolly screwed up in the head?
Fell off the bus to many times?
Fell down to many flights of stairs?
I dont know maybe hes on crack......
Moderator!! Wip out! THHHEEEE BANHAMMER!!!!!!!!!
Whahahahahahahha....
"sigh" , I just enjoy being so young...yawn! Back to working on my side abs.
This summer, on a computer near you, from the makers of Starcraft 3 and Warcraft 4 comes the expansion for the critically aclaimed Diablo 3. Diablo 3: Hot Coffee
What happens, if say, at the end of diabloIII, you're facing off with Mr.D, and you're playing barbarian, right. (who we think may be the same from D2) and just as MR.D runs outta health we get a cutscene.
Tyrael runs in and stops you and like helps diablo up and says to him "I've always loved you" and then Diablos like "I'm glad you came, Ty! But that was only one time up on that mountain" (heh) and diablo continues, "I... I'm in love... With you Barbie..." and he starts crying in that deep ass voice.
And thats it. Game over.
At the end theres a pic of you and it's like,
From henceforth you shall be known as, Slayer, Bride of Diablo.
Expansion: Yeah, Hot coffee.
I do not mind shilling out a handful of hard earned gold pieces at the local taverns and inns to pay for ale and courtesans.
After all, Lut Gohlein had a tavern, an Inn, ond oh what's that? a brothal!!! Yes, Lut Gohlein had a brothal, Jehren the selfish bastard took all the girls into the palace, and as a result they all got killed by the demon that came out of the Arcane Sanctuary. If he had left them in their brothal both Lycander and anyone wishing to escape from the pressures of adventuring would have been more grateful.
Intercourse could be present in the game, but it will not be prominently feature like in God of War I don't think. Something mirroring the screenshot of a bed in a tavern room and no sound effects like in Baldur's Gate.
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-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
It may be a entertaining post but one that carries little merit. Even for a spam post.
Anya is the daughter of a Barbarian Chieftain. Daughter. So he must have had intercourse with someone, since the holy Holy ghost impregnating a virgin thingy that has existed since Egyptian times, doesn't exist in this world.
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-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
"sigh" , I just enjoy being so young...yawn! Back to working on my side abs.
Those are called obliques, not side abs.
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"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
Well.....ITS TRUE! wtf is a side ab? google it and see if there is a term called a "side ab", it sounds ridiculous. :thumbsup:
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"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
You are so right! Lol
I don't know, but you are the only one thats a homo.
"sigh" , I just enjoy being so young...yawn! Back to working on my side abs.
Oh, that can be the expansion.
This summer, on a computer near you, from the makers of Starcraft 3 and Warcraft 4 comes the expansion for the critically aclaimed Diablo 3. Diablo 3: Hot Coffee
Pardon me while I laugh...
Tyrael runs in and stops you and like helps diablo up and says to him "I've always loved you" and then Diablos like "I'm glad you came, Ty! But that was only one time up on that mountain" (heh) and diablo continues, "I... I'm in love... With you Barbie..." and he starts crying in that deep ass voice.
And thats it. Game over.
At the end theres a pic of you and it's like,
From henceforth you shall be known as, Slayer, Bride of Diablo.
Expansion: Yeah, Hot coffee.
Siaynoq's Playthroughs
After all, Lut Gohlein had a tavern, an Inn, ond oh what's that? a brothal!!! Yes, Lut Gohlein had a brothal, Jehren the selfish bastard took all the girls into the palace, and as a result they all got killed by the demon that came out of the Arcane Sanctuary. If he had left them in their brothal both Lycander and anyone wishing to escape from the pressures of adventuring would have been more grateful.
Intercourse could be present in the game, but it will not be prominently feature like in God of War I don't think. Something mirroring the screenshot of a bed in a tavern room and no sound effects like in Baldur's Gate.
Anya is the daughter of a Barbarian Chieftain. Daughter. So he must have had intercourse with someone, since the holy Holy ghost impregnating a virgin thingy that has existed since Egyptian times, doesn't exist in this world.
Dead fuckin cereally.
Those are called obliques, not side abs.
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
what?!!?!?!?!??!why the facepalming actionzzz?
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
Well.....ITS TRUE! wtf is a side ab? google it and see if there is a term called a "side ab", it sounds ridiculous. :thumbsup:
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
get a trampoline, place it under a cieling fan thats turned on at "high"
Get a running start and hit that trampoline straight into the fan!
Battle not with monsters
lest ye become a monster
and if you gaze into the abyss
the abyss gazes into you.
But...that sounds oddly dangerous and life threatening....
Siaynoq's Playthroughs