I lol'd for about 5 minutes straight. That one's going right to the sig.
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He already did! His name is Dave. Hello Dave!
All I see is an account name, a thread title, and a short post, all of which seem unrelated. If I thought hard enough I might be able to put it all together, but what about those of us who can't? And how'd you know his name was Dave? Are you a mind reader? STAY OUT OF MY HEAD!
they'll never see me coming.. life is a sequence of tragedies, inconsistent only by fleeting, elusive moments of pleasure,
serving only to ensure absolute vulnerability to the pain of their inevitable absence.
ladder reset -- hey anyoen know when it is?
Welcome to the forums... I suppose
Anyways, welcome!
Cant say it with a straight face? Sex is the biggest anti-climax ever
um.. dirtydave... are you going to introduce yourself?
All I see is an account name, a thread title, and a short post, all of which seem unrelated. If I thought hard enough I might be able to put it all together, but what about those of us who can't? And how'd you know his name was Dave? Are you a mind reader? STAY OUT OF MY HEAD!
My fiance would disagree with that statement and so would I. I'm not saying its for everyone but many people enjoy it healthily.
"One does not simply rock into Mordor."
"There's no I in Team America!"
you can always have sexy time with yourself.
welcome to the forums.
He may be craving for sex, hush.
I'm not even going to lie, sex rules and you are missing out.
stay out of trouble
they'll never see me coming..
life is a sequence of tragedies, inconsistent only by fleeting, elusive moments of pleasure,
serving only to ensure absolute vulnerability to the pain of their inevitable absence.