Official complaint letter to blizzard

  • Dear blizz,

    This is an official complaint letter to you. There are scores of worthless, POS nephalem who come to my forge daily with their numerous requests to craft this and that. The sheer number itself overwhelms me. Yet I try my best to craft and craft to satisfy these insatiable buffoons. Yet the moment I craft something for them, they force me to salvage said crafted item on fear of death. The worst yet is that now there are people on this forum complaining about how long I take to craft. Im sure labour laws prevent such treatment of your employees.

    Also I speak on behalf of covetus shen too. He has become mildly suicidal with the sheer number of unreasonable requests to craft flawless royal gems. He needs to combine x100000 gems just to make a few flawless royals. Such treatment of us is uncivilised and not the mark of a good company. I have faith that you will deal with these heartless nephalem scum soon blizzard.

    Eagerly awaiting your reply.
    Haedrig Eammon
  • *Eyes narrow* Who said you could take time out of your day to complain, Haedrig?