Dear RNG: please give me a Starmetal Kukri.

  • This isn't a real complaint. Things just tend to happen to me once I complain about them not happening, so I'm hoping that this fake complaint reaches the ears of the chance gods and compels them to drop me a Starmetal Kukri sometime soon.

    I've had two Masks of Jeram and two Tasker and Theos pass through my hands, so there's definitely some evidence that I was pretty much destined to play a pet WD. Please give me the rest, RNGods.

    much love,
  • I know I should be after a Starmetal Kukiri, but I really want a Rhen'ho Flayer to play around with. I think that would motivate me into building a poison build again, and that sounds fun.