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Cow Level Event for D3's third anniversary!

We have an announcement for what is definitely not a cow level event for Diablo III's third anniversary on May the 15th. The mysterious Management ensures us that any two legged bovines appearing during the anniversary and the following week are merely fragments of our imagination.
Repeat after me: There is no cow level! Oh, and don't just walk into any suspicous portals either.

Although... we have done some digging of our own in the past and found some traces of unmoosual cowtivity. May there be something to those rumors after all?

Originally Posted by Blizzard (Blue Tracker / Official Forums)

Debunking the Cowspiracy

Debunking the Cowspiracy

Citizens of Sanctuary,

We've recently herd rumors of an invasion. Not one of a demonic nature, mind you, for those we are quite accustomed to. No, these rumors allege that townships throughout Khanduras are being overrun by bipedal, bardiche-bearing bovine who are luring weary adventurers to the proverbial slaughter through moosterious orange portals. Many of you have expressed fear. Some have asked if you should moov your families. To this we say: Hold fast. There is no cause for alarm. We've seen the so-called "evidence" being pastured around local inns and, after thoroughly investigating all reported sightings, can cowfindently state that this is nothing more than a clever hoax.

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On the left is the "imaginative" artist rendition of the threat.
On the right is the truth of the matter and what we actually found after proper inspection. There are no homicidal heifers. There is no invasion. And, more specifically,there is no cow level.  Anyone who claims otherwise is full of bull and simply milking this terrible prank for all that it's worth.
That said, while the idea of some sort of "cowpocalypse" (as one terrified farmer has taken to calling this) is udderly ridiculous, it is worth noting that one can never be too careful. And so, after consulting with our local Horadrim chapter, we have elected to issue an advisory. Effective immediately, we encourage all residents of Sanctuary to steer clear of the wilds. From dawn on May 15 to dusk on May 21, it is also recommended that you avoid entering any strange portals that may or may not lead to alternate planes of existence. This activity cud be potentially hazardous to your health and, in the opinion of this humble civil servant, is a veally bad idea in general. In the meantime, we urge you all to stay calm and remember that cows don't kill people. Everything ELSE in Sanctuary kills people. Thank you,

- Management




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