Beta Key Contest #3
Welcome to week 3 of the DiabloFans Caption Contest. Each week, we're going to have a screenshot to show and your job is to add a caption. Whether the caption be epic or completely for the lulz, we don't care! We'll choose the best one or two entries each week and they'll be granted a Diablo III Beta Key.
To edit in your caption, you can just toss this image into MSPaint or any other photo editing program, add a few thought or speech bubbles, and go to town! You can then upload your screenshot to your Gallery here on DiabloFans, or any other image sharing service you choose. This week's screenshot is...
Submissions can just be posted here and you are allowed more than one entry if you like! These will run Saturday to Saturday, every week for the next few weeks. Winners will be picked on Saturday and the next screenshot will go up.
Congratulations to Kaulov for winning the second Beta Key caption contest.
Not everyone's sense of humor is the same, and lots of people are putting effort into this contest. I think we all tend to hold high opinions of our own work, because it's tailored specifically to our own sense of humor. I thougth the first winner was great. I looked at most of the entries and the Lucy thing just popped. It was one of the few things in either contest I literally laughed out loud for and I was pleased that it won, because its the one I would have picked. The second one was nice to and the winner has my congrats.
"Ur a Wizard, Harry..." says Hagrid. Oh, how does that make sense? Why is "Harry" vomiting and what does it have to do with the contest or Diablo? The only way it makes sense is the Wizard being named Harry and the person viewing it hasn't been under a rock for ten years when the series took off. And then you said that your "Harry-Wizard" picture was possibly your most favorite, when it itself is not funny nor epic and doesn't make sense to boot! Your picture where Link bombs the screen with an E-rating is pretty cool, I'll admit, but that doesn't change the fact that it makes no sense and has nothing to do with the picture other than morphing it--there was no caption or reasoning for Link to be there or throw the bomb. Again, it was a cool picture, but had no reason to be there. I'll give it to you that the rules were not explained very well and that would definitely allow for your anger then, but it's been a week and you still haven't shown that your picture could be the fault for your losing--no, to you it was the people or person who chose the winner.
So stop your bitching and deal with it. Leave and give up all chance entirely or stay and enter a picture that makes sense.
If you honestly believe those things, then I sympathize with you. I haven't seen a single display of effort in over 4000 submissions that came even close to mine. First week's winner was mildly funny at best, this weeks didn't even bring a cracked half-smile to my face. I showed these results to every person I know. The first winner got 2 laughs out of about 200 people that I showed it to, and so far the second winner has received nothing but, "was this contest judged by retards?", or, "it's obviously rigged, don't waste your time". My work wasn't tailored specifically to anyone's sense of humor, I showed it to countless people and asked all their opinions before submitting it, and all of them loved them. I can't imagine anyone laughing out loud at the first weeks winner, and I can't imagine anyone cracking a smile at this week's. You're delusional lol, no other explanation. Why would you congratulate either winner? Would you congratulate a 6 mph fastball in the MLB? Maybe if it was thrown by someone with downs... OMG, I just discovered who this contest is directed towards.
Bye everyone, I won't be responding to anymore sad excuses for replies and justifications.
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