2010 !!!!! damn im gonna go insane waiting for this crap.....all i have to say is if we have to wait that long it better be the best diablo game ever. or im just gonna quit computer games forever.
Ok Everyone post funny jokes you have heard or made up in this thread!!Ill start it off.
This man walks in a bar and see's and old mexican man sitting at the bar and a donkey on the stage. He walks up to the man and says whats with the donkey? The mexican man says...I bet you $100 you cant make that donkey laugh. The man says ok ill take that bet. So he walks up there and wispers something in the donkeys ear. The next thing you know that ole donkey is up there laughing his ass off. The man walks up to the mexican man and gets his $100. The mexican man says ok if you think your so good I bet you another $100 you cant go up there and make that donkey cry. The man said ok ill take that bet. So he goes up there to the donkey. Sure enough that donkey fell to the ground and started crying his eyes out. So the man walks up to the mexican and says ok give me my money. The mexican says ok, but first tell me how you did that. The man said well hell I made him laugh by telling him my dick was bigger then his....The mexican said well how did you get him to cry? The man said I proved it
i have a rod ready for blizzcon. even if diablo isnt announced, watching the starcraft tourney and W3 was cool. even though i was lost in w3 since ive never even played the game.
i wonder what the wow tourney looks like.
I watched a little of that 5v5 wow tourney yesterday on giga and it seemed pretty cool. Im not a big wow fan but it can be fun when your bored. Anyway they had 1 hunter on the usa side that kept owning the Europe side.
Yea my sister is pretty evil. She's only 6 so whatever she does she gets away with. Ive been bitch slapped, Hit, poked in the eye, hair pulled, punched in the nose, had barbie dolls thrown at me. but worst of all she stands eye level with my balls and shes real good at using them as a punching bag. I cant wait until she turns 16 and gets a car. Im gonna steal her sparkplugs and her ignition switch. Plus im gonna tell her boyfriends she use to be a boy untill the sex change.... well mabee not go that far but still screw up her car! mwuhahaha
hmmm which would be better....... I think just the video game would be better because then I won't die..... I would be way to reckless and be one of the first to die...
Yea I'd be the 2nd to go. But hell at least we would die trying....haha
I want everyone in here to think about this!! Think about the first day it hits the shelves in the game stores. Your standing there holding that copy of Diablo3. You race home and hit the computer chair. Then you open the box and pull out the cd case....then that lovely new cd smell hits you in the face. God thats gonna be a good day.
Dont yell see whats happening!?! There not gonna announce diablo III.....its part of there master plan...If they dont announce it then we are gonna get pissed and go kill some blizzard rep's. The blood of the innocent "aka blizzard rep's " will be spilt on the earth causing the real diablo to rise from the ground and then we are gonna have to become heros and save the world! Its genious! A real life battle against diablo himself in real life!! The best diablo ever.....but that would kinda suck because if we die we cant just push the release spirit button and come back to life.....so im kinda praying they announce it tomorrow
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Holy hell! Im sorry I didnt mean to post another jokes thread....Ill pay attention next time.
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This man walks in a bar and see's and old mexican man sitting at the bar and a donkey on the stage. He walks up to the man and says whats with the donkey? The mexican man says...I bet you $100 you cant make that donkey laugh. The man says ok ill take that bet. So he walks up there and wispers something in the donkeys ear. The next thing you know that ole donkey is up there laughing his ass off. The man walks up to the mexican man and gets his $100. The mexican man says ok if you think your so good I bet you another $100 you cant go up there and make that donkey cry. The man said ok ill take that bet. So he goes up there to the donkey. Sure enough that donkey fell to the ground and started crying his eyes out. So the man walks up to the mexican and says ok give me my money. The mexican says ok, but first tell me how you did that. The man said well hell I made him laugh by telling him my dick was bigger then his....The mexican said well how did you get him to cry? The man said I proved it
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I watched a little of that 5v5 wow tourney yesterday on giga and it seemed pretty cool. Im not a big wow fan but it can be fun when your bored. Anyway they had 1 hunter on the usa side that kept owning the Europe side.
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Yea I'd be the 2nd to go. But hell at least we would die trying....haha
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Stripper's jumping out of birthday cakes!!
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