I have been in and out of assignments all week long. I guess i will be shipping out on the 02/16/08. So I will do what I can until then.
My Lord Carloseus, you may remove me from SLAYERS if you bid while i am away. I do not know how long this tour will be. If you need anything Carloseus, I will be on once maybe twice a day, just send me a pm or post.
I have another recent moment, about a month ago, i was playing on single player d2 HC. had a level 41 light sorc! So anyways, doing hella good, mfing and doing runs to level and stuff. Started to do more normal baal runs (Solo) when all of the sudden my CO walked in the barracks. So I had to stand at attention, but forgot to pause the single player game going on...Minions came out surrounding my sorc, died as my CO was staring at it >_<. "DID you just loose your game soldier?!" "I believe so sir" "Well, isnt that a damn shame"....long pause..."Alright then, just checking up on you and see what you were doing, carry on"............
I was farting one day when all the sudden thasador changed, he turned into a crazed elf which was constipated in his ass. He also had a thousand fleas up his rodimus. One day when thasador could not hold his boobs up, he stayed with diablo and held his package for FREE! Diablo then smiled at his big log after a strenuous day. Thasador then looked at his sharp blade and stuck diablo in-side his pocket. "wtf diablo you are gay!" said the fleas. baal appeared laughing at the fleas that bit him in his engorged ball sac. then mijnwraak sucked it really hard. Thasador's sword fell apart in retarded zubins big pussy. Thasador got out his other sword, inserted it in Chaosdragon's ass. Baal picked up Zubin and left him lieing in the sun under the blue umbrella. Belial then gave him the sword after sniffing and drinking some shizzz. But where monkeys make love to is where humans watch monkeys screw each other. After hours of satisfying love making, the monkeys turn on Chaos and started to strangle him. However, Zubin and Chaos pwned the raging monkeys. "Now you know not to mess with people who represent SICK." The monkeys now got a piece of cheddar and stuck it in a sword hilt, which had just appeared in a cool looking black and yellow monkey's ass. After they raped it, they pissed on Carloseus's eyeball and Chaos laughed until Silver gave him gold medals and then killed Zubin. But however Zubin revived as an undead dumbass, killing thousands of jews. One day Thasador's wife was helping Thasador learn how to kill jews, when King Monkey dropped his Wii Controller, and someone humped it. Which created angry mobs that pwned everything in the Sanctuary. Later, Carlos abused Winston in every impossible way. Winston survived, barely, but was covered in strange, gooey, green, sperm. It started attacking Carloseus, Elfen, Thasador, and then said, "Why dont attack silver?" So he stabbed Silver and then Silver retaliated and farted, but he had no idea that the beans he ate were sperm filled, and then bad things began to happen. First, metorites killed Winston, then goats appeared! They started welcoming Zubin back to diablo3.com when he came back from egypt being the ALMIGHTY! Almighty loser! Everyone then crowned him making it
Aye my lady Stormcat. Literacy has not been my strong point for this large man. The only thing important when i was a youngling was fending off the fallen ones harassing our farm.
*Ajax now concentrating on trying to spell BEER*
"So far I got free on thy sign...next is beer" "b-e-e-r.....um"
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*Ajax leaves Zubin on the ground unconcious*
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My Lord Carloseus, you may remove me from SLAYERS if you bid while i am away. I do not know how long this tour will be. If you need anything Carloseus, I will be on once maybe twice a day, just send me a pm or post.
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*Ajax enraged, throws the sign out of the tavern as if it was a frizzbie and strikes the village elder in the head*
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*Ajax now concentrating on trying to spell BEER*
"So far I got free on thy sign...next is beer" "b-e-e-r.....um"
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*Bows and leaves*
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"Not done yet"
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