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    posted a message on Beta Key Contest #4
    will the results be in next week??
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    posted a message on Beta Key Contest #4
    Once upon a time Binkles was relaxing on a lily pad at the sanctuary. One day a princess happened to walk by and Binkles said "Hey, hows it going?" the princess replied "OH, oh my god did you just talk?" "umm i did" replied Binkles, the princess got excited about the frog and suddenly remembered a story she heard when she was small, about a frog turning into a prince when she kissed him "are you one of those frogs that turn into a prince if i kiss you?" and so the crafty frog said confidently "why dont you kiss me and see for yourself?"... she kissed him... but nothing happened " your... your still a frog" exclaimed the princess " oh right, you also have to reach under me and touch the back underside of my "belly" said the cunning frog " What?!" said the shocked princess Binkles told her the instructions to make him sed "prince".... "no..no, its just that ive never heard that part before" replied the gullible princess "well you have now" he replied so she slowly reach in and touched the "belly" "nothings happening...." " what do you mean?" " your not turning into a prince" "im not a prince" "but you told me you were" "umm..no i did not" "yes you did" "no i did not, you said i was and i just didnt bother correcting you" "so what are you?" "im just a frog looking to get some wood and mission accomplished man" "you jerk" and so the princess ran off. Which is why to this day Binkles the frog still relaxes on his lily pad tricking gullible women. Moral of the story is never trust pervy frogs :D....also "belly" is "sausage"....... :) hoped you liked it Rated T for teen :P even though you probably wont choose this in the end i hope this at least gives you a laugh. Sorry if i have bad grammer or spelling or i hav typos etc. thanks for reading :D
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    posted a message on Beta Key Contest #4
    Once upon a time Binkles was relaxing on a lily pad at the sanctuary. One day a princess happened to walk by and Binkles said "Hey, hows it going?" the princess replied "OH, oh my god did you just talk?" "umm i did" replied Binkles, the princess got excited about the frog and suddenly remembered a story she heard when she was small, about a frog turning into a prince when she kissed him "are you one of those frogs that turn into a prince if i kiss you?" and so the crafty frog said confidently "why dont you kiss me and see for yourself?"... she kissed him... but nothing happened " your... your still a frog" exclaimed the princess " oh right, you also have to reach under me and touch the back underside of my "belly" said the cunning frog " What?!" said the shocked princess Binkles told her the instructions to make him sed "prince".... "no..no, its just that ive never heard that part before" replied the gullible princess "well you have now" he replied so she slowly reach in and touched the "belly" "nothings happening...." " what do you mean?" " your not turning into a prince" "im not a prince" "but you told me you were" "umm..no i did not" "yes you did" "no i did not, you said i was and i just didnt bother correcting you" "so what are you?" "im just a frog looking to get some wood and mission accomplished man" "you jerk" and so the princess ran off. Which is why to this day Binkles the frog still relaxes on his lily pad tricking gullible women. Moral of the story is never trust pervy frogs :D.... :) hoped you liked it Rated T for teen :P even though you probably wont choose this in the end i hope this at least gives you a laugh. Sorry if i have bad grammer or spelling or i hav typos etc. thanks for reading :D
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    posted a message on Beta Key Contest #4
    moral of the story is never trust pervy frogs :D
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    posted a message on Beta Key Contest #4
    moral of the story is never trust pervy frogs :D
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    posted a message on Beta Key Contest #4
    Once upon a time Binkles was relaxing on a lily pad at the sanctuary. One day a princess happened to walk by and Binkles said "Hey, hows it going?" the princess replied "OH, oh my god did you just talk?" "umm i did" replied Binkles, the princess got excited about the frog and suddenly remembered a story she heard when she was small, about a frog turning into a prince when she kissed him "are you one of those frogs that turn into a prince if i kiss you?" and so the crafty frog said confidently "why dont you kiss me and see for yourself?"... she kissed him... but nothing happened " your... your still a frog" exclaimed the princess " oh right, you also have to reach under me and touch the back underside of my "belly" said the cunning frog " What?!" said the shocked princess Binkles told her the instructions to make him sed "prince".... "no..no, its just that ive never heard that part before" replied the gullible princess "well you have now" he replied so she slowly reach in and touched the "belly" "nothings happening...." " what do you mean?" " your not turning into a prince" "im not a prince" "but you told me you were" "umm..no i did not" "yes you did" "no i did not, you said i was and i just didnt bother correcting you" "so what are you?" "im just a frog looking to get some wood and mission accomplished man" "you jerk" and so the princess ran off. Which is why to this day Binkles the frog still relaxes on his lily pad tricking gullible women. :) hoped you liked it Rated T for teen :P even though you probably wont choose this in the end i hope this at least gives you a laugh. Sorry if i have bad grammer or spelling or i hav typos etc. thanks for reading :D
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