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    posted a message on Forum Game : Two Word Story
    The face of the person named king arthur was extremely higrotesque with nasty-ass appendages that were writhing around Baal's large demonic visage. Bob returned to vanquish banana boats that became his wife's ex-husband and overwieght bisexual moose lodge crafted by uneducated monkeys from the end of a big piece of poopie and it floated around like the top of a big ass mountain top filled with chocolate pudding and alot of gold. People thought that it was quite weird that koalas eat big green diamond studded angry guys with amazing cooking skills. A three-legged ogre named Bubba ate those three eyed panda men and then began to produce koalas that were deformed by their ugly heads and disgusting three toed ugly mothers. Around midnight, these koalas lit up some type of glowing white stick, made of lord Silver's unsmokable goo. Now he started to slowly think about his upcoming contest which is revolving about unshaved hair and ugly tentacles protruding from his creamy facial given by random males who talked about fleeing to an unknown paradise. By the time that stupid monkey realized what STD meant it was too late for him. He began to jump and jump because sipphilus made him very very sore and blinded him. then he suprisingly consumed three raw sores from his feet, Planters Warts, and regular small sized fungi that were nasty and smart through osmosis. then they decided to do something with a toothless goat by inserting something sharp into a hole which originated from a black hairy penis. the goat swallowed a huge amount of sour balls that were taken from a molded taco held by the sinister neighbor that tortured angels and surpressed innocent little hobbits with needles that immediatley circumsized small quantities of quantum goo from demonic teleportation casted by an evil McDonald's worker frying onions along with triple whoopers. Startled, Bob when he chopped his finger with a rusty dildo that ingested smelly jellyfish hands while unicycling. Six cyclops ate honey mixed with aspirin and coughsyrup to make them feel better, as their vaginas expanded to fit large pot lids from ancient atlanticans from the future. They are quite horny, since originally, they were meant to give facials for enternity on the account of Diablo's nasty eating habits. Back when Diablo was raping little cows that never mooed, he broke his mother's ribs because he implanted numerous fat jellyfish from Spongebob Squarepants to your´face thats loaded with ruptured sores and ugly pepperoni pizzas that want out badly. A hungry hobo saw a walking hot babe that resembled everything he saw on the playboy STD Edition mailed by bill clinton and sealed with wax from his rabbit-looking porn slave. After looking up her hairy nose to see huge, ugly dildo that could penetrate the smallest hole that has ever lasting bumps filled with black smelly pus pockets which spawned tiny little biologically enhanced steak cutlets. The steak tasted like left over bean bag squash from outer space, made by little blue pointy looking migets with green antennas from planet wunghankachuptia which is spelled in a gerbil factory outside of plant Gerbila near the middle of the cross of innerstellar quantum portals that lead to the parking lot of a grossly obese inhumane fatlord which is in the dungeon of unknown origin located nowhere which is not existing on its four-dimensional axis where gravity is constricted by the large amount of particle acceleration beams with antimatter manipulating photon physics in disposable nuclear socks worn by oddly bipolar midgets. The midgets did not believe that peanut butter could fit in such a small air tight wet sponge soaked in explosive Pepsi which came along with loose paper and notebooks. Once upon night in wet weather, Daffy Duck slowly beat criminals to find out who framed rogerrabbit and his favorite slave pop can the wonder of immortality was hindered by his left shoe on his left eye squeezing juice that looked at him and transformed into a slippery snake empowered with curling fries attached to small transparent coconuts that fall upward towards the quantum ovulator which reproduced a distorted climatic differentiation not noticable from intergalactic measuring cups that mom got from concentration camps. But whilst evil doers began to instigate on a tip of an one legged twerp that had 6 elongated arms with the strength of captain america on steroids. The result unleashed a nuclear detonation so massive that it ripped a black hole inside a Doritos bag which spawned delicious demons flavored like Tuna fish with dorito drinking games, quiet corny koala poop, and ten obesely fat, horribly deformed, mentally challenged, overly uber mouse pads commonly known to unleash complete chaos, upon unexpecting a birth. In five years, people will rediscover Ron Jeremy's super secret, massively huge, unknown cavern found within sphereical holes just below the relic formed by prepubescent jellyfish genetically enhanced to recoil from massively organized attacks. At Arby's, these jellyfish were immune to the pencil shavings found under the rare battle axe, called the "disgusting axe of smotingness", but it was covered with a large amount of insanely
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    posted a message on What New System Do You Believe Will Reign Superior?
    Also, the Xbox 360 is most definately not in the same league as PS3. PS3's processor is much more advanced that what 360 has today. Still no one knows how to use its full potential in the gaming indurstry, but imagine what will happen when they do...
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    posted a message on Crazy Dream
    Speaking of dreams, has anyone ever had a dream where you knew it was a dream and could control it? I never have, but my dad claims he almost always knows if he is in a dream.
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    posted a message on Forum Game : Two Word Story
    The face of the person named king arthur was extremely higrotesque with nasty-ass appendages that were writhing around Baal's large demonic visage. Bob returned to vanquish banana boats that became his wife's ex-husband and overwieght bisexual moose lodge crafted by uneducated monkeys from the end of a big piece of poopie and it floated around like the top of a big ass mountain top filled with chocolate pudding and alot of gold. People thought that it was quite weird that koalas eat big green diamond studded angry guys with amazing cooking skills. A three-legged ogre named Bubba ate those three eyed panda men and then began to produce koalas that were deformed by their ugly heads and disgusting three toed ugly mothers. Around midnight, these koalas lit up some type of glowing white stick, made of lord Silver's unsmokable goo. Now he started to slowly think about his upcoming contest which is revolving about unshaved hair and ugly tentacles protruding from his creamy facial given by random males who talked about fleeing to an unknown paradise. By the time that stupid monkey realized what STD meant it was too late for him. He began to jump and jump because sipphilus made him very very sore and blinded him. then he suprisingly consumed three raw sores from his feet, Planters Warts, and regular small sized fungi that were nasty and smart through osmosis. then they decided to do something with a toothless goat by inserting something sharp into a hole which originated from a black hairy penis. the goat swallowed a huge amount of sour balls that were taken from a molded taco held by the sinister neighbor that tortured angels and surpressed innocent little hobbits with needles that immediatley circumsized small quantities of quantum goo from demonic teleportation casted by an evil McDonald's worker frying onions along with triple whoopers. Startled, Bob when he chopped his finger with a rusty dildo that ingested smelly jellyfish hands while unicycling. Six cyclops ate honey mixed with aspirin and coughsyrup to make them feel better, as their vaginas expanded to fit large pot lids from ancient atlanticans from the future. They are quite horny, since originally, they were meant to give facials for enternity on the account of Diablo's nasty eating habits. Back when Diablo was raping little cows that never mooed, he broke his mother's ribs because he implanted numerous fat jellyfish from Spongebob Squarepants to your´face thats loaded with ruptured sores and ugly pepperoni pizzas that want out badly. A hungry hobo saw a walking hot babe that resembled everything he saw on the playboy STD Edition mailed by bill clinton and sealed with wax from his rabbit-looking porn slave. After looking up her hairy nose to see huge, ugly dildo that could penetrate the smallest hole that has ever lasting bumps filled with black smelly pus pockets which spawned tiny little biologically enhanced steak cutlets. The steak tasted like left over bean bag squash from outer space, made by little blue pointy looking migets with green antennas from planet wunghankachuptia which is spelled in a gerbil factory outside of plant Gerbila near the middle of the cross of innerstellar quantum portals that lead to the parking lot of a grossly obese inhumane fatlord which is in the dungeon of unknown origin located nowhere which is not existing on its four-dimensional axis where gravity is constricted by the large amount of particle acceleration beams with antimatter manipulating photon physics in disposable nuclear socks worn by oddly bipolar midgets. The midgets did not believe that peanut butter could fit in such a small air tight wet sponge soaked in explosive Pepsi which came along with loose paper and notebooks. Once upon night in wet weather, Daffy Duck slowly beat criminals to find out who framed rogerrabbit and his favorite slave pop can the wonder of immortality was hindered by his left shoe on his left eye squeezing juice that looked at him and transformed into a slippery snake empowered with curling fries attached to small transparent coconuts that fall upward towards the quantum ovulator which reproduced a distorted climatic differentiation not noticable from intergalactic measuring cups that mom got from concentration camps. But whilst evil doers began to instigate on a tip of an one legged twerp that had 6 elongated arms with the strength of captain america on steroids. The result unleashed a nuclear detonation so massive that it ripped a black hole inside a Doritos bag which spawned delicious demons flavored like Tuna fish with dorito drinking games, quiet corny koala poop, and ten obesely fat, horribly deformed, mentally challenged, overly uber mouse pads commonly known to unleash complete chaos, upon unexpecting a birth. In five years, people will rediscover Ron Jeremy's super secret, massively huge, unknown cavern found within sphereical holes just below the relic formed by prepubescent jellyfish genetically enhanced to recoil from massively organized attacks. At Arby's, these jellyfish were immune to the pencil shavings found under the rare battle axe, called the "disgusting axe of smotingness", but it was covered with a
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    posted a message on who actually owns this site
    Hmm, I think that Blizzard will either have Diablo on www.blizzard.com, or D3 will have a different name insted of simply Diablo 3, and that domain will be registered. Who knows?
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    posted a message on Should gold be important for D3
    Yes, respeccing should definately be implemented. Man, have I made many mistakes in my life due to selecting the wrong skills.
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    posted a message on Diablo 3 Graphics: Which would you prefer
    I don't want graphics that are similar to anything else. I want new. Fresh.
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    posted a message on Diablo III proof of existance!
    Exacly. Just because the original was great does not in any way mean the sequel should be a copy. That never works. Well, in some cases it does, but not when such a big period of time has passed between the games.
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    posted a message on Characters/classes we want to see/be in Diablo 3
    What if they introduced a melee version of the Necromancer. Necromancer get their powers from the dead, but they are always used as an evocative (is that a word?) force, like Corpse Explosion of Raisning Skeletons.
    So how about a fighter that gains strength as he kills enemies, and powers up his spells through dead demons? It could perhaps prove hard to balance, but it is an idea.
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    posted a message on Things we want to see/have in Diablo 3
    In my opinion, you don't have to splash blood everywhere as much as you can (though I enjoy those puddles the Fallen make when they die). Keep it moderate.
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    posted a message on Diablo III proof of existance!
    To Ocarina, Golden Sun 2 was the exact same technology. They only released two verions because it was too big for one game, and to make more money (obviously)
    If the information General Ryan provided that you can transfer your characters intact, then I believe the information is completely made up. There is no logical reason for that to exist.
    However I could imagine it being that you transfered a character, and depending on what difficulty you beat (N/Nm/H) you get the different titles (Slayer, Champion etc...) as proof that you beat D2 and as a minor thing to view in-game.
    But, maybe there is a slight chance. In Baldur's Gate II, your characters started at lvl 7-8, unless you transferred, then they could be anywhere in between 1 and 20.
    But if such a thing happens, the levels will have to be rescaled, or increased in total. There's no point running around as a lvl 90 in the beginning when the max lvl is only 99.
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    posted a message on Sorry guys UNrelated to d3 but...
    Things like this pop up in society everywhere. The more advanced our civilization gets, the further the bar will be pushed as to what is easily accessible. How many people could build a homemade bomb 50 years ago? How many people could have built a nuclear reactor in their backyard 50 years ago?
    Sometimes I fear that eventually everything will fall apart, and civilization will end.
    But on the other hand, bad new always make it first. Good news have to be on par with a vaccine for cancer to get into news programs.
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    posted a message on Forum Game : Two Word Story
    The face of the person named king arthur was extremely higrotesque with nasty-ass appendages that were writhing around Baal's large demonic visage. Bob returned to vanquish banana boats that became his wife's ex-husband and overwieght bisexual moose lodge crafted by uneducated monkeys from the end of a big piece of poopie and it floated around like the top of a big ass mountain top filled with chocolate pudding and alot of gold. People thought that it was quite weird that koalas eat big green diamond studded angry guys with amazing cooking skills. A three-legged ogre named Bubba ate those three eyed panda men and then began to produce koalas that were deformed by their ugly heads and disgusting three toed ugly mothers. Around midnight, these koalas lit up some type of glowing white stick, made of lord Silver's unsmokable goo. Now he started to slowly think about his upcoming contest which is revolving about unshaved hair and ugly tentacles protruding from his creamy facial given by random males who talked about fleeing to an unknown paradise. By the time that stupid monkey realized what STD meant it was too late for him. He began to jump and jump because sipphilus made him very very sore and blinded him. then he suprisingly consumed three raw sores from his feet, Planters Warts, and regular small sized fungi that were nasty and smart through osmosis. then they decided to do something with a toothless goat by inserting something sharp into a hole which originated from a black hairy penis. the goat swallowed a huge amount of sour balls that were taken from a molded taco held by the sinister neighbor that tortured angels and surpressed innocent little hobbits with needles that immediatley circumsized small quantities of quantum goo from demonic teleportation casted by an evil McDonald's worker frying onions along with triple whoopers. Startled, Bob when he chopped his finger with a rusty dildo that ingested smelly jellyfish hands while unicycling. Six cyclops ate honey mixed with aspirin and coughsyrup to make them feel better, as their vaginas expanded to fit large pot lids from ancient atlanticans from the future. They are quite horny, since originally, they were meant to give facials for enternity on the account of Diablo's nasty eating habits. Back when Diablo was raping little cows that never mooed, he broke his mother's ribs because he implanted numerous fat jellyfish from Spongebob Squarepants to your´face thats loaded with ruptured sores and ugly pepperoni pizzas that want out badly. A hungry hobo saw a walking hot babe that resembled everything he saw on the playboy STD Edition mailed by bill clinton and sealed with wax from his rabbit-looking porn slave. After looking up her hairy nose to see huge, ugly dildo that could penetrate the smallest hole that has ever lasting bumps filled with black smelly pus pockets which spawned tiny little biologically enhanced steak cutlets. The steak tasted like left over bean bag squash from outer space, made by little blue pointy looking migets with green antennas from planet wunghankachuptia which is spelled in a gerbil factory outside of plant Gerbila near the middle of the cross of innerstellar quantum portals that lead to the parking lot of a grossly obese inhumane fatlord which is in the dungeon of unknown origin located nowhere which is not existing on its four-dimensional axis where gravity is constricted by the large amount of particle acceleration beams with antimatter manipulating photon physics in disposable nuclear socks worn by oddly bipolar midgets. The midgets did not believe that peanut butter could fit in such a small air tight wet sponge soaked in explosive Pepsi which came along with loose paper and notebooks. Once upon night in wet weather, Daffy Duck slowly beat criminals to find out who framed rogerrabbit and his favorite slave pop can the wonder of immortality was hindered by his left shoe on his left eye squeezing juice that looked at him and transformed into a slippery snake empowered with curling fries attached to small transparent coconuts that fall upward towards the quantum ovulator which reproduced a distorted climatic differentiation not noticable from intergalactic measuring cups that mom got from concentration camps. But whilst evil doers began to instigate on a tip of an one legged twerp that had 6 elongated arms with the strength of captain america on steroids. The result unleashed a nuclear detonation so massive that it ripped a black hole inside a Doritos bag which spawned delicious demons flavored like Tuna fish with dorito drinking games, quiet corny koala poop, and ten obesely fat, horribly deformed, mentally challenged, overly uber mouse pads commonly known to unleash complete chaos, upon unexpecting a birth. In five years, people will rediscover Ron Jeremy's super secret, massively huge, unknown cavern found within sphereical holes just below the relic formed by prepubescent jellyfish genetically enhanced to recoil from massively organized attacks. At Arby's, these jellyfish were immune to the pencil shavings found under the rare battle axe, called the "disgusting axe of smotingness"
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    posted a message on Crazy Dream
    Whoa AcidReign, you've played way too much D2 and seen way too many Hollywood movies.

    I have had tons of dreams in my life (who hasn't?), but I only remember one clearly.
    I was about 8 years old, and me and my friend (who he was I don't know, but in my dream I knew him apparently) were at my house. Suddenly we came into the kitchen, and right next to the wall stood a big wagon loaded with hay. Suddenly we knew there was a monster in my house, so we quickly jumped into the hay. There we lay and waited for the monster to pass. My friend couldn't take it though, and he ran for the door. The monster caught him however, and he disapeared. I waited until it was clear, and then I ran myself. But as I came closer to the door, I ran slower and slower until finally I almost stopped, while the monster closed in on me. But I finally managed to get out in the last minute.
    And there, outside of my house, was my mom, my brother, and my best friend, sitting in my mom's car eating candy, and I didn't get any.

    That's my dream :D
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    posted a message on Characters/classes we want to see/be in Diablo 3
    Also, as you add more classes, you inevitably stumble upon the problem of balancing them all. The more you add, the worse it gets.
    Now we're never going to get a perfect balance, but there is no need to make it more complicated than we absolutely have to.
    Posted in: Unannounced Class
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