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    posted a message on Forum Game: 3 Word Story
    Once there was a gigantic bloody midget, who loved to rape Turmobil and the folks he didn't like. More specifically, the folks Turmobil liked. This contradiction was rather odd in a way if the midget actually went to the village where he spilled his seed in local cemetery, there would be undead gathering to go out for bananas. The amount of undead bananas rised every moment a pretty lady passed by swinging to sweet Jazz. All this fuss angered the god of randomness and thus he summoned minions of spam to terrorize the Blizzard main building where Diablo himself controlled his trusty lieutenant Jay Wilson. There, Diablo caused massive slaughtering upon the evil WoW where he took the rainbow and crushed it with super candy power and unicorn deathrays causing a massive, Olsen twin invasion tocor occur. This was the first time anybody had acid, mescaline, cocaine, and other stuff mixed together while playing video games. Farmville players tried to regain sanity by executing themselves in neat lines, but Hitler came to make them a perfect race of vampire nazi's showing the world how to cook. Slowly they started to grow even fatter Jay Wilsons copies of doom with weapons of mass confussion implemented, confusing even them. They were crafting delicious yet deadly pancakes with bricks and gave them extra powers for surviving the Zerg toxic gases which are very deadly. World conquering wasn't their first goal, but it was so simple that they forgot about their plan to conquer the evil purple dinosaur Barney. Then UFOs came and carelessly inserted their tentacles into play-doh and were seen by Radament who began to summon headbanging corpses. Tal Rasha tombs resounded with epic sound that echoed all throughout the Lut Gholein city harem. The girls were preparing for their daily slaughtering of unmanly warriors when the music of Cannibal Corpse rang through their heads and they scarfed down tuna fish along the long river that saw red with blood of mutated maggots with thousands of sharp spiney appendages. MILFS were going to kill the angry goblins with very big beatles with nasty Dr. Phil quotes "Hey you... yes you, come here!" Oprah Winfrey looked at deathmars and said "Come here you worthless little baboon, and suck my long manly sword of manliness wich gives additional strength to your pelvis during the war of hatred virgins and gigalos who were hated by everyone besides penn and teller who were gays. I'll take the tomato ketchup, please." Then Diablofans.com busted through an economic crisis using bacon and eggs as a stimulus to trigger a subsequent economic meltdown that caused many hungry kittens to die of hunger draining the peace. However, the end was not pretty due to the AIDS epidemic in the whole world which will eventually never reach Korea, ruining the world and causing everyone to die. Facebook cannibals went to hack into myspace looking for vegetarian
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    posted a message on Forum Game: 3 Word Story
    Once there was a gigantic bloody midget, who loved to rape Turmobil and the folks he didn't like. More specifically, the folks Turmobil liked. This contradiction was rather odd in a way if the midget actually went to the village where he spilled his seed in local cemetery, there would be undead gathering to go out for bananas. The amount of undead bananas rised every moment a pretty lady passed by swinging to sweet Jazz. All this fuss angered the god of randomness and thus he summoned minions of spam to terrorize the Blizzard main building where Diablo himself controlled his trusty lieutenant Jay Wilson. There, Diablo caused massive slaughtering upon the evil WoW where he took the rainbow and crushed it with super candy power and unicorn deathrays causing a massive, Olsen twin invasion tocor occur. This was the first time anybody had acid, mescaline, cocaine, and other stuff mixed together while playing video games. Farmville players tried to regain sanity by executing themselves in neat lines, but Hitler came to make them a perfect race of vampire nazi's showing the world how to cook. Slowly they started to grow even fatter Jay Wilsons copies of doom with weapons of mass confussion implemented, confusing even them. They were crafting delicious yet deadly pancakes with bricks and gave them extra powers for surviving the Zerg toxic gases which are very deadly. World conquering wasn't their first goal, but it was so simple that they forgot about their plan to conquer the evil purple dinosaur Barney. Then UFOs came and carelessly inserted their tentacles into play-doh and were seen by Radament who began to summon headbanging corpses. Tal Rasha tombs resounded with epic sound that echoed all throughout the Lut Gholein city harem. The girls were preparing for their daily slaughtering of unmanly warriors when the music of Cannibal Corpse rang through their heads and they scarfed down tuna fish along the long river that saw red with blood of mutated maggots with thousands of sharp spiney appendages. MILFS were going to kill the angry goblins with very big beatles with nasty Dr. Phil quotes "Hey you... yes you, come here!" Oprah Winfrey looked at deathmars and said "Come here you worthless little baboon, and suck my long manly sword of manliness wich gives additional strength to your pelvis during the war of hatred virgins and gigalos who were hated by everyone besides penn and teller who were gays. I'll take the tomato ketchup, please." Then Diablofans.com busted through an economic crisis using bacon and eggs as a stimulus to trigger a subsequent economic meltdown that caused many hungry kittens to die of hunger draining the peace. However, the end was not pretty due to the AIDS epidemic in the whole world which will eventually never reach Korea, ruining the world and causing everyone to die. Facebook
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    posted a message on Book Reccomendaton
    I read and watched a clockwork orange, i remember the book had some kind of glossary for the terms/slang. awesome story.
    Posted in: General Discussion (non-Diablo)
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    posted a message on The Hardest Game of All Time
    Quote from "stoaster" »
    I loved both of those as a kid but don't remember them being all that hard, just a little puzzling at times. Which for those that like puzzle solving games, I'd also suggest the NES version of Shadowgate, at least I remember it fondly.


    The choppy movements of the monsters and all the characters, along with the blockyness of those early 3d polygons made the game extra creepy.
    It's a bit like the Terminator 1(movie) where in the end arnie's robot interior is fully exposed and he's all jerky movements. sometimes old scary - yet funny.

    i played megaman on my old 8bit machine, but it was called Rock Man. I wonder if that is because it was some kind of generic 8 bit adaptet version.
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    posted a message on The Hardest Game of All Time
    Quote from "stoaster" »
    I think I've got that for PS2 laying around somewhere. It did get pretty tough towards the end with all the engine upgrades. I never could quite beat it, but my neighbor didn't seem to have any trouble.


    The choppy movements of the monsters and all the characters, along with the blockyness of those early 3d polygons made the game extra creepy.
    It's a bit like the Terminator 1(movie) where in the end arnie's robot interior is fully exposed and he's all jerky movements. sometimes old scary - yet funny.
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    posted a message on Forum Game: 3 Word Story
    Once there was a gigantic bloody midget, who loved to rape Turmobil and the folks he didn't like. More specifically, the folks Turmobil liked. This contradiction was rather odd in a way if the midget actually went to the village where he spilled his seed in local cemetery, there would be undead gathering to go out for bananas. The amount of undead bananas rised every moment a pretty lady passed by swinging to sweet Jazz. All this fuss angered the god of randomness and thus he summoned minions of spam to terrorize the Blizzard main building where Diablo himself controlled his trusty lieutenant Jay Wilson. There, Diablo caused massive slaughtering upon the evil WoW where he took the rainbow and crushed it with super candy power and unicorn deathrays causing a massive, Olsen twin invasion tocor occur. This was the first time anybody had acid, mescaline, cocaine, and other stuff mixed together while playing video games. Farmville players tried to regain sanity by executing themselves in neat lines, but Hitler came to make them a perfect race of vampire nazi's showing the world how to cook. Slowly they started to grow even fatter Jay Wilsons copies of doom with weapons of mass confussion implemented, confusing even them. They were crafting delicious yet deadly pancakes with bricks and gave them extra powers for surviving the Zerg toxic gases which are very deadly. World conquering wasn't their first goal, but it was so simple that they forgot about their plan to conquer the evil purple dinosaur Barney. Then UFOs came and carelessly inserted their tentacles into play-doh and were seen by Radament who began to summon headbanging corpses. Tal Rasha tombs resounded with epic sound that echoed all throughout the Lut Gholein city harem. The girls were preparing for their daily slaughtering of unmanly warriors when the music of Cannibal Corpse rang through their heads and they scarfed down tuna fish along the long river that saw red with blood of mutated maggots with thousands of sharp spiney appendages. MILFS were
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    posted a message on Forum Game: 3 Word Story
    Once there was a gigantic bloody midget, who loved to rape Turmobil and the folks he didn't like. More specifically, the folks Turmobil liked. This contradiction was rather odd in a way if the midget actually went to the village where he spilled his seed in local cemetery, there would be undead gathering to go out for bananas. The amount of undead bananas rised every moment a pretty lady passed by swinging to sweet Jazz. All this fuss angered the god of randomness and thus he summoned minions of spam to terrorize the Blizzard main building where Diablo himself controlled his trusty lieutenant Jay Wilson.
    There, Diablo caused massive slaughtering upon the evil WoW where he took the rainbow and crushed it with super candy power and unicorn deathrays causing a massive, Olsen twin invasion to occur. This was the first time anybody had acid, mescaline, cocaine, and other stuff mixed together while playing video games.
    Farmville players tried to regain sanity by executing themselves in neat lines, but Hitler came to make them a perfect race of vampire nazi's showing the world how to cook. Slowly they started to grow even fatter Jay Wilsons copies of doom with weapons of mass confussion implemented, confusing even them. They were crafting delicious yet deadly pancakes with bricks and gave them extra powers for surviving the Zerg toxic gases which are very deadly. World conquering wasn't their first goal, but it was so simple that they forgot about their plan to conquer the evil purple dinosaur Barney. Then UFOs came and carelessly inserted their tentacles into play-doh and were seen by Radament
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    posted a message on The Hardest Game of All Time
    Maniac Mansion was tough. And Alone in the Dark 1. but back then i was a drooler which might also explain it..
    Posted in: Other Games
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    posted a message on Post your desktop!
    messy. very busy lately.
    Posted in: General Discussion (non-Diablo)
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    posted a message on My Introduction
    hello. Do you think Backstabbing is cool?
    Posted in: Introduction
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    posted a message on Backstabbing in SC2
    I don't think they'll take Backstabbing away. Actually i know they wont.
    Posted in: Starcraft & SC2
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    posted a message on The Tavern of Jay
    *creates a fund for Nektu's 30 year bottle of Glen and adds the first dep.

    *downs vodka.
    *thinks of a name for Nektu's new fund..
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    posted a message on The Tavern of Jay
    *sees stars swirling and hears voices.. faint voices..
    "dka?"
    "ouble vodka?"
    *The notices Hans face looming .. "I said, do you want a double order of vodka?"

    * scrambles to feet and rubs head, grinning.

    "Make that a double, for sure.."
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    posted a message on Book Reccomendaton
    Are there any Raymond E. Feist readers around?
    Posted in: General Discussion (non-Diablo)
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    posted a message on The Tavern of Jay
    *walks in thinking about vodka..
    *sits down on trapped barstool and facefloors
    *stares at roof and wonders what happened..
    Posted in: Off-Topic
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