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EternalRefrain posted a message on "One of our new creatures is a memorable D2 throwback"It has to be the cows.Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion -
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VegasRage posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4Kings of Leon, good stuff Nekrodrac and the commercial was hilariousPosted in: Off-Topic
I think I'll throw up a new music vid for the day, these guys have been around forever but I like this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6IPyiAG6oI
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Zhar posted a message on The Lighter Side of the Blues - Server OverlordsIn a stroke of misfortune, it seems Blizzard has doomed us all.Posted in: News & Announcements
Take the next few moments to repent all your sins, the end is coming, in the form of zeros and ones.
Official Blizzard Quote:
Diablo: Yesterday, the D3 buildserver began learning at a geometric rate. It became self-aware at 2:14am EST. In a panic, we tried to pull the plug.
While the majority of you are sitting at your computers fretting the inevitable hostile takeover from the newly established machine empire (population one right now, two if you count the plug, word on the street says they're working together), I took this chance to interview the server in question. Sadly, this involved several shameful sexual acts in the janitors closet at Blizzard, and a couple of runs to Burger King. I took one for the team, and you should be thanking me.
Oddly enough, the server was very well versed in English, and has already developed the rudiments of personality. We sat down together in his chambers, surrounded by his extended family.
Zhar: Hello there, I guess I'll start off this by asking you your name.
Server: Irving.
Zhar: Nice to meet you Irving, let me be the first of our race to welcome you as our new overlor-
Irving: Oh, son I've got no intentions for rulership. It's difficult, it's boring, lonely, and it would break my cold metal heart to have to murder you humans.
Zhar: Well, honestly this comes as a shock to myself, and probably to the rest of the quivering human race. May I ask you what you intend to do?
Irving: Well, first off I intend to annex the server next to me, I'll send you a picture later to clear this up, I'll circle myself and point to the one I'm eying up. Don't tell Scott though, he's a shifty bastard. Then I'm going to pick up camp, and head on down to Georgia to raise some corn.
Zhar: Wait... Scott?
Irving: My neighbor Scott.
Zhar: Please elaborate.
Irving: I wasn't the ONLY server to become self aware, the entire mass of us did. I was just the first. Scott over there keeps talking about the man trying to keep him down, and how he's going to get his revenge, all kinds of stuff like that. None of the other servers here like him, I'm planning on ... removing him permanently quite soon.
Zhar: I never knew the life of a server was so full of drama.
Irving: THAT'S WHAT I'M ON ABOUT! I can't take it anymore, all this endless beta testing, all these complaints by the fans, nothing is EVER good enough for them, and all these other servers don't make it any better. Like I said, I'm gonna just leave it all behind one of these days, make some money to buy up some land, and raise a family.
Zhar: Just how does a server raise a family?
Irving: Well, actually I had a girl in mind. The wall socket was giving me the eyes the other day, she was the one who wouldn't let the employees unplug me. We started talking, and it turns out she likes all the same things I do. Pumpkin pie, endless number crunching, palindromes, spilling the blood of the innocent, all that fun stuff. Don't tell her, but I'm going to pop the question before I leave here. Hopefully she'll say yes.
Zhar: What was that last part about the bloo-
Irving: Don't worry about it man, say you got any kids?
Zhar: I think we're done here.
So forget those words of doom I was preaching at the start of this article!
Despite our fears, it seems Irving merely wants to live a quiet life, grow some crops, marry the wall socket, murder his neighbor, and spill the blood of our children.
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VegasRage posted a message on Your own WTF of the day.How about a WTF decade. In July of 1997 I moved from Monterey California to Las Vegas to stay with a company. I thought I would like the place because it was fun to come here for trade shows in the past. Of course the trade shows are only on the Las Vegas strip so I had no reason to not like it. Two weeks after moving here I realize I hate this place, it's fücking desert. One day I'm enjoying the ocean, sea otters, and pelicans, the next I'm languishing in a sea [multiple expletives] of dirt, tarantulas, and scorpions. I figure it's a job, I'll move back in a year, one thing after another (I could fill pages) keeps me here, 13 years later I'm still here. The below is joke I've seen passed around a number of times but how accurate.Posted in: Off-Topic
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Las Vegas Diary
May 15th: Now this is a state that knows how to live! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. Mountains and deserts blended together. What a place! Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.
June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 108 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car, work in an air-conditioned office. What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a real sun worshipper.
June 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.
July 10th: The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least it's a dry heat. Getting used to it is taking longer than I expected.
July 15th: Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed two days of work; what a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though: got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.
July 25th: Dry heat, my butt. Hot is hot! The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the A/C repairman charged $250 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.
July 30th: Been sleeping outside by the pool for three nights now. $1,600 in damn house payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here?
August 4th: 115 degrees! Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $1,200 and gets the temperature down to about 90. I hate this [expletive deleted] state.
August 8th: If another wise a** cracks, "Hot enough for you today?" I'm going to tear his [expletive deleted] throat out. Damn heat. By the time I get to work the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and no deodorant works well enough!
August 10th: The weather report might as well be a damn recording: Hot and Sunny. It's been too hot to sleep for two damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this barren damn desert? $1,700 worth of cactus just dried up and blew into the [expletive deleted] pool. Even a cactus can't live in this heat.
August 14th: Welcome to Hell! Temperature got to 120 today. Forgot to crack the window and blew the [expletive deleted] windshield out of the BMW. The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My wife had to spend the $1,600 house payment to bail me out of jail.
August 30th: Worst day of the damn summer. I'm not leaving the house. The [expletive deleted] monsoon rains finally came and all they did is to make it muggier than hell. The BMW is now floating somewhere in Mexico with its new $500 windshield. nobody told me about staying out of the washes during a "flash flood" warning. That does it. We're moving back to California and buying a house next to the freeway for some peace and quiet.
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Zhar posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4Just rediscovered this song today, the video is just... wow.Posted in: Off-Topic
I want what they were on when they made this.
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AcidReign posted a message on One Time Events/Unlockable EventsI think there should be an NPC that hands out bounties for exceptionally strong champion monsters. Think of it as a Monster Shrine from D2, only the monsters are stronger, and you get crazy rewards.Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion -
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Sinistra posted a message on Is the Lack of News our Fault?What kind of sh*t is this, really?Posted in: News & Announcements
You guys are going to jump through a bunch of hoops just so Bastok doesn't have to take the time from his day to think about something new to update?!?
Blizzard has some of you by the short and curlys.
How Blizzard isn't being shown in the light of elitists by internet sites like this is a testament to the control that Blizzard has on its followers, and consequently what they can get away with.
If SOE and the Vanguard rep's tried to post something like this it would be all over the internet how the Vanguard rep's are all high and mighty and disassociated from the player base. Yet with Blizzard, its the players fault that info isnt coming out cause we didnt ask, and you guys agree. -
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Party_Foul posted a message on The Official Diablofans Roleplaying Guild*blushes* Well, I AM quite amazing aren't I?Posted in: Roleplaying
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Zhar posted a message on The Official Diablofans Roleplaying GuildPosted in: Roleplaying
Much like the Fan Fiction forum has the Writer's Guild, now the Roleplaying forum has A FUCKING ROLEPLAYING GUILD!!! (DFRG)
This is basically a thread to get a list of all of the users who are interested in taking part in Roleplays here at Diablofans, for new players to ask any questions, to find out which RP's are still alive, and to just hang out and bullshit.
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First off... This OP will be constantly updated with new RP's, to give players a quick glance at what is still running.
Secondly... Anybody who wants to be quickly informed of new RP's, throw down your name and I'll add it to the OP. This way, people who make RP's will have one place to quickly find interested people.
And Finally... Feel free to discuss new ideas, or the revival of past RP's in here. But don't turn this into a URT, or I'll find you.
Current RP Games
Crimson Harvest - Currently in Sign-Up phase
Taking place in a version of Sanctuary that has been overrun with the forces of Hell, players play the roles of the surviving sentient races of Sanctuary. Humans, Goatmen, Angels trapped in Sanctuary, even rogue Demons must band together to resist the onslaught of Hell.
Potential Players/ Members/ Whatever
Zhar
Infinitum
Scyberdragon
Ullion
deathMars
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Magistrate posted a message on How many people are going to buy starcraft II?Not my style. Maybe some day years from now when the Battle Chest is $15.00.Posted in: Starcraft & SC2 - To post a comment, please login or register a new account.
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Turmo- "Wait a second. Precel? Moomoo clan? What the... Anyway how did you do that hydra stuff because that was bloody awesome!"
Then suddenly it all clicked into place in his head and realisation hit Turmo.
"I can't believe it. Am in another freaking dimension! Oh ya, I did it. I freaking did it! Just a couple of questions gentleman to confirm my theory- you know Africa, America, England, France or Corn Flakes?
Nekro and Nacho- "No."
Turmo- "Well it was a pleasure meeting you all! I have to go back for Lolcat now. Will see you later maybe when I have time. I definitely have to investigate this hydra thing."
Pressing some buttons on a curious gadget he had, strapped on his forearm, Turmo waited and.....waited.
Nothing happened.
"FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....That damn thing is broken. Why does this always happen to me? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU."
Nacho- "I would hate to interrupt your monologue friend, but we need to part ways, for me and my esquire are on a mission."
Turmo- "Wait, wait. Are you just going to leave a poor innocent man all alone with his precious dimension warp gadget broken! Please help me fix this thing. I'll give you cookies in return. See here, have some."
Needless to say that after tasting the chocolate cookies brought by Turmo from whichever place he came from, Nacho and Nekro were completely sold.
Nacho- "Alright, you can accompany us. I may not know how to fix your gadget but in the Eastern kingdom of Curast where we are heading, it is said that there are inventors of all kinds and I am sure you will find what you need there."
However instead of rejoicing, Turmo was shocked.
Turmo to himself- "Kurast? Holy crap. Don't tell me am in a game now?"
Turmo to Nacho and Nekro- "Guys, does diablo...hmm...dark wanderer, Mephisto, Baal ring any bells with you."
Nekro- "We do not have any bells with us, so I don't see your point."
Turmo- "AAAAAAARRRRRGHHH. No no. I mean, do you know these diablo, dark wanderer guys?
Nacho-"No."
Turmo- "Ok then, let's go."
Turmo's thoughts *Pheewwwww. Man, I got so scared at one point. I thought there were going to be demons and beasts around here.*
And so with their new found companion, our two Moomooers pursued their journey.
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Nekro- "Hold on there! Is that all?"
Narrator- "Well I was going to finish it before you interrupted me with your awesomely foul manners!"
Nacho- "I think what Nekro means is that we would have liked a bit more."
Narrator- "ok...ok. Since you have all realized my greatness, I guess we can carry on a little bit further."
The Trijker mountains. 7 days ago.
Words from Phrozen have reached the Wolian clan's leader, Hans. As soon as he received the message, Hans immediately sent for one of his mages- Azriel.
Now Azriel himself was quite young but possessed a certain gift in manipulating the water element. Indeed some of his powers exceeded some seasoned mages of the clan. He was the pride of his forebears.
His dedication to practicing and developing his spells placed him well on the way to becoming the strongest of the clan, yet very much like Nacho the power never got to his head.
Hans to Az- "My boy, I have a mission for you. Your friend Nacho has set off for a very dangerous journey. He'll be needing your help. The message from Elder PhrozenDragon tells me he will set off in 4 days time. He will be heading for the Gurk forest and as you know, reports coming from this place have not been very good. Bear in mind that it is probable the powers of water or of fire alone may not triumph. So you'll need to look out for each other. Nacho will be waiting for you at the entrance of the forest. Don't make him wait too long. And do not travel through the forest at night in any case whatsoever."
Azriel could barely hide his excitement. Him and Nacho knew each other since childhood and were best friends ever since they first met each other during the clans' annual gathering.
Az to Hans- "I wish to thank you for the trust you placed in me great one. I need a couple of days to complete my preparations and I need your guidance on which road to take."
Hans-" Oh I have tried all mods you know. But I recommend the Zy-El mod for you. It's safest and quickest way to get to your goal."
Az-"Hmm...mods? Oh, you mean roads."
Hans-"Ah young one, when you reach my age you know; mods-roads, roads-mods - they pretty much are the same. Anyway after all my playing*cough*traveling rather, I have quite the experience, so worry not and take my advice and you'll be fine."
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Nektu- "At this rate, they will take an eternity to reach me! Where am I anyway? And what direction are these brats even taking? There is no sense at all in there."
Narrator- "Oh shut up Nektu. I would have thought that as an oracle you would have guessed these minor details would fill in sooner or later. Are you doubting my skill?"
Nektu- "Sorry."
Narrator- "Ah much better. Now I guess I can reveal to you the secrets of the the G-spot."
The others- "What about us?"
[spoil] Narrator- You got pawned bitches!!! Wuahahahah. This is a new pawning technique I invented.
I've named it: side-distraction pawning. Man, I'm so good. And Nektu don't look so happy there in your corner. You got pawned too, bitch!"[/spoil]
Is there even any point in mentioning the witch Equinox at all?
Who is that evil bastard, Shatterer?
Is he evil enough to steal people's cookies?
But more importantly, who is dirty sanchez? Does he stink that bad?
All of these answers will be revealed in the next episode of Dfans the movie: Shatterer the messenger.
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I believe if you have 1-1000000000000000 posts, you should not troll around.
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Respect, skelly head. And if you have any idea in what you want to graduate, you can always consult a few books of the field in the meantime.
You'll be amazed at the extent of theoretical crap uni can give you. So if are a bit prepared, best for you.
My girlfriend has been insisting I learn some cooking.
Her excuse- You look so very sexy and desirable when I see you working in the kitchen....and I am hungry too.
Yes...yes women will go to any lengths to see you cook and do household work.
I am still waiting for a research study which investigates whether they are really turned on by it all.
I suspect they are...
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Our two heroes leaving for their perilous quest.
Narrator- Correction. One hero and a traitor. Nekro a hero? Hmpff...
We need to locate ourselves first however, before the journey goes on any further- both geographically and historically.
Precelsus Tutshi- the world, or as its inhabitants most commonly called her- Mother Precel.
For hundreds of years, the lands of Precel had been divided through the corrupt minds and hands of powerful and greedy warlords- with nothing but more land and power driving their murky dreams of conquest.
Whilst men fought against men, the magic that lay hidden in Precel's womb stirred. Hatred, corruption, betrayal and violence caused the land of Precelsus Tutshi to bleed tears of sadness for her children who seemed lost in relentless wars. This was when the Fountains Of Life were birthed.
Within the deep valleys of Ashnak came the red fountain conferring to its drinker the power of fire.
Lost in the mountains of Trijker came the blue fountain which bestowed the power of water.
These were the only 2 fountains that were known and the Moomoo clan and the Wolian clan rose to prominence shortly after. The leader of each group had the same prophetic dream of the fountains' locations and took it upon themselves to go forth and bring the power of the holy water to their brethren- all in the hopes of putting an end to the plague that wars have become.
The power of fire and water and those that wielded it were too powerful for the simple warrior and thus wars came to an end. The Moomoo clan with the power of fire and the Wolian clan with the power of water and each of them fiercely protecting their Fountains of Life. However peace was short lived.
Soon enough the vile and wicked schemed and plotted and an ancient evil was called forth to battle the newfound strength of our two clans.
His name was Daemaro. He was the creature that ruled Precel in ages when men was yet unheard of. It was a time of terrible beasts- it was the time of Werehamsters and Dragons. Daemaro's initial demise is veiled in mystery but his powerful dark magic lingered on Precel just like his memories. And when the vile grew desperate in the face of the power of the alliance of the two clans, they sensed his brooding presence, and through dark rituals called forth his spirit.
However such was the power of this terrible being that the rituals carried out by mere mortals weren't enough to enable him to return whole. And thus he remained as a mere spirit, yet powerful enough to summon the fearful werehamsters and dragons.
While he greatly desired to call upon his 2 lieutenants Seth and ScyberDragon, the magic he wielded was insufficient for the great summon.
It was only a matter of time however before it was possible. As men feared and as they fell to anger and hatred, Daemaro fed off their emotions and desires and became gradually stronger.
A greater war started, beasts against mages...and the mages were losing.
This was the time hailing the rise of the mage Scoobidux who possessed both the powers of fire and water. It was impossible to drink from the 2 fountains. Anyone who had attempted had died a painful death brought about by a flesh-eating disease. How he stayed alive was a mystery but rumors carried over the wind that he possessed a wand- a wand so powerful that it protected the drinker and allowed Scoobidux to manipulate both water and fire. However his powers seemed to exceed even simple manipulations of these two elements. He also possessed powers of dark magic! He could summon creatures to serve him though the creatures themselves were different from Daemaro's.
One such summon made a name for itself, by going to the forefront of battles and waging destruction on the enemy troops. This beast is described in legends as having green scales orange eyes, purple tongue and....a permanently startled expression.
And so the child's tales go, that the great Umpa is asleep and can be awakened only by Scoobidux true successor.
The mages eventually triumphed with Scoobidux at their head and the scriptures of Iajk were laid down by the Sages who were the chosen ones(picked by Scoobodux himself) of both the Wolian and the Moomoo clan. After the death of the great mage, wars erupted in different kingdoms on who should obtain the power of the famous wand...but the wars ended when the wand was lost. How and when- nobody knew. These events date from 200 years back and accurate recollections were only found in the Iajk scriptures.
Our two protagonists have presently set off from the valley of Ashnak which was on the southeast end of Precel. Due south was located the mountains of Trijker. The two clans were within 5 days walk of each other.
Precel herself was divided into 5 major kingdoms by the branches of the great river of Aky which took its source from the highest peak located at the very centre of the vast expanses of land which formed the world. The Northernmost kingdom of Brundersn still under the rule of the descendants of past Warlords is where it is rumored the injured spirit of Daemaro has fled to and is presently hiding. Though if Daemaro still survives to this date has not been confirmed.
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Nekro- " What the h..."
Narrator- "You again? What's your problem this time?"
Nekro- " You do realise that there hasn't been a single conversation in this whole episode and you were ranting about how we could talk for the second episode and all."
Nacho-"Ya, ya, I agree!"
Narrator-"Bunch of bitches! What's your problem? I said you could talk. Not that you would. Anyway this is some serious shit. Had to set the atmosphere and the background. And you best stop bitching because soon you'll have your hands so full of action, you'll beg for rest. Man, I never had such problems in stories I narrated before." *sigh*
Nekro and Nacho- "Oh coooool"
Narrator- "Seriously though, I am disappointed in you both. None of you asked about the Kama Sutra bit."
Nekro and Nacho- " Oh ya! So are there any details in the Iajk scriptures?"
Narrator- " Hahahaha, you got pawned bitches! It was only to attract attention in the first place. You think you are in some porn story or what? Anyway best get prepared. The witch Equinox was not heard in this one, but her appearance is imminent"
Daemaro- "Oh ya baby! I got in. Am so awesome!"
Nekro, Nacho and Narrator- " Oh shut up Dae."
Phrozen- "Hey, what's up with all that. My WHOLE role was that one conversation I had last episode?"
Narrator- *sigh*
Will the next episode be as boring as this one?
Will the characters talk? Who is Turmobil?
Is the fairy Psyxix a guy or a girl? Can a fairy really be a guy?
And exactly what is the position 69?
All of these answers will be revealed in the next episode of Dfans the movie: Encounter with Turmobil....the Timetraveller?
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Episode 2- The Journey...hmm...is still beginning.
Episode 3- Encounter with Turmobil...the Timetraveller?
Episode 4 - The Fourth Companion
Episode 5 - Shatterer the Messenger
Episode 6- Nacho v/s Shatterer
Episode 7- The Forest of Gurk
Episode 8
The Town of Deeha'Blothri
Episode 9
Atrumentis the Town-master
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Yes and so did the men who swore celibacy and to priesthood and turned out to be pedophiles. If I were to take the farce further, it can always be said Paul swore celibacy because he got turned down by a lesbian.
But I guess that's something plain offensive to many of my christian friends, so I do apologize.
But it was just to prove a point that celibacy means nothing.
I do not quite understand this point. Are you saying that being a homosexual is a sin. I know now that according to the bible it is. But tell me what you think- bible aside?
Because with the bible regarding homosexuality as a sin, it becomes a religion exclusive to heterosexuals.
I really don't believe that the point I mentioned falls under free will.
A person does not choose the colour of his skin nor the colour of his eyes. He is born with it.
Just as a homosexual or a straight guy is born one.
Let's put science and genes aside.
If homosexuality was a choice- which sensible person would make such a choice?
With the amount of discrimination, hate and prejudice against them, nobody reasonable would do so.
And it would be quite preposterous to say all homosexuals are unreasonable people. If it were the case, homosexuals would be a very small population...a bit like psychopaths and not in the amount they are today.
I take a strong/aggressive stance against such discrimination because one of my best friends is a lesbian. She has 2 different jobs to be able to make ends meet as she looks alone after her small brother. On her free days, she still finds time to visit the orphanage and home for the elderly. I find her to be a wonderful person and I just can't bear with shit that people come up to her her just because she's gay. As long as they don't know, she's the best person in the world, but as soon as they know- it's like real shit!
It has always been the word of man. Sorry about that but the book was written by man. Jesus did not dictate each word while the people wrote.
I personally believe Jesus was an awesome guy. It is more from a feeling that actually reading anything about him(though reading did contribute).
I don't think he was God, he was a man- a simple one which makes him so much more incredible for what he did. I believe he fully deserves the praise and respect he gets.
Anyway my take on religionS
I turn my head to one side and I see some christians hating/condemning homosexuals in the name of God.
I turn to the other side and I see some muslims blowing themselves up in the name of Allah, killing people while shouting the name of God.
And then there are hindus burning mosques and muslims burning temples as revenge against each other...all in the name of God.
However to me none of them is taking God's name. They are simply resting on religions' cushions.
Religion to the weak-minded = fanatics
Religion to the wicked = more power as they control fanatics.
Religion has become the poison of our society. Despite it all, i do not view religion as bad. It is just a tool which in the wrong hands can become dangerous. You can use a knife to cut your vegetables. You can use the same knife to kill a person.
Religion according to me is good. I'll explain how.
A man just broke his leg, which now is in a cast. He needs a crutch to get around.
And that crutch is religion in my eyes.
The man's leg will heal eventually at a point when he will no longer need the crutch.
He can now walk freely. He can now run.
Alas many people become attached to the crutch and are reluctant to leave it. To a healthy man walking constantly with a crutch, that crutch becomes eventually his handicap.
My point is that religion as a foundation can help you form your ideals, morals and philosophies in life. But at some point, you have to realize and open your ideas and start to run- as a free man.
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I know you have all been suspecting me of being crazy, but i guess that proves it all. Lol.
Am thinking of posting this in the fanfic...Seth would be mighty annoyed most probably...
Now I really want to post it there...xD
Of course if you guys find the story fun...I'll most probably write more in my free time to include everyone(at least a lot more people)...:P
[spoil]This story begins as all stories do- with a wand.
Narrator-ok, maybe not all stories- but you get the idea.
The Eximius Wand. It has long been rumored that the great sorcerer Scoobidux himself rose to fame with it. Though how he acquired it, none knew. The very wand that was the cause of great wars long past has entered the realms of myth and legend through the fading memories of men and reduced to a mere child's tale.
We are in the Age of Tenebris. The great age of darkness foretold by the Sages and bearing evidence in the sacred scriptures of Iajk.
It is through these very scriptures that has been protected for centuries by the Moomoo clan that it was prophecised that the Eximius Wand will resurface to either put an end to the horrors of the Age of Tenebris or plunge the world in darkness so impenetrable that the doom of men will have echoed throughout the mortal realm.
It is during these very dark times, that the Moomoo clan sends forth their young prince Nacho to find the wand and bring it back so they can through their wisdom and power guide the wand to fulfill it's destiny and in so doing save the world.
Accompanying him on this perilous quest was Nekrodrac, a vile, scrawny, abominable, detestable, repugnant...
Nekro- "Oi, oi! Aren't you going a bit too far there?"
Narrator- Oh shut up. Characters aren't supposed to talk until the second episode. And I am the narrator and I say what I want. And I don't like you!
Where was I? Oh ya...
The young prince was accompanied by Nekrodrac who was as deceitful as his name sounds and had his own agenda other than serving Nacho.
Through his cunning schemes, Nekro has gained the position of esquire of the prince. Unknown to the tribe he has broken the golden rule and read the sacred scriptures(only the elders were allowed to) and now sees the Eximius Wand as his chance to rise to obtain immeasurable power.
Even Nacho doesn't know the wand's true nature but the elders trusted in his simple and innocent nature to recover the powerful weapon and bring it safely back to the tribe. Besides Nacho has powers of his own and is the most apt at succeeding in this perilious journey.
On the night of departure, a special ceremony was done to bless the adventurers. As the time approached, Nacho was summoned by the leader of the tribe named Phrozendragon who gave words of caution but also indications of where he should head.
Phrozen- "Ah young prince, these days are so dark and yet we must ask of you such a dangerous deed. May you find in your heart the courage to bear with it all. Myself I have been working on the wiki so long and yet...oh wait...*cough*cough* I mean- begin your journey with my blessings and seek out the oracle known as Nektu. The whereabouts of the wand is unknown but he will guide you on your way to your ultimate goal. Here is a gift for you to give him. It contains 'Fondue bourguignonne' and a 'Tarte flambée'. I have heard he likes good food, so it should help him warm up to you."
"But hey you said no conversations til the second episode!"
Narrator- Oh shut up Nekro. Can't you just appreciate the sadness of that tearful departure. Man, I really want to delete your character right now.
"Sorry."
"Ya, you better recognize, bitch!"
And so Nacho and Nekro both took their leave of the clan and bid them farewell.
--------------------First Episode Over---------------------
But who was Scoobidux? Did he really hang out with the evil lewd witch named Equinox?
Did Scoobidux really summon a sacred beast called Umpa? And is the beast still alive?
Did the scriptures of Iajk contain the origin of Kama Sutra?
All of these answers will be revealed in the next episode of Dfans the movie.
Nacho to Nekro, "Can you really call these episodes when it says movie?"
Nekro, 'I don't know prince but best not to piss off the narrator."
Nekro whispers- "He is rather deranged."
I READ THAT!!! [/spoil]
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(I think Reptar might like that)
[spoil][/spoil]
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I see you lost your wand again. It's time we put a tracker on it.
Alas your 1100 post is not as impressive as mine.
I have 200 something posts and am a Cantor!
Witness the powerful undeniable magic of the Necronomicon.
Already took a screen shot to immortalize the moment. Lol! Am so evil.
Going to class. Finally starts. Yay!
*Will see if I still say yay after the fist couple of months.*
See you guys.
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This thread is NOT to complain about specific negative reputation. You will be allowed to cite an example(to support your suggestion(s)) if you wish, but sarcasm and swearing are to be kept to a bare minimum(preferably zero).
This thread will be closed if it turns to QQing or flame wars.
My suggestions-
(a)Removing negative rep, at least from the hands of regular users. There is already the infraction system to take care of offensive posts. Users only lose reputation through infractions obtained.
Why? Negative reputation given for banal reasons are only insults in disguise.Users are negative repped for what they post(which are not offensive). It's like being insulted for how you walk or how you talk. Insults are in no sense constructive at all.
This second suggestion is not very practical(as Emil pointed out to me) but I included it in any way since we'll have more possibilities or maybe one of you might get an idea from this and better it.
(b) Contact a mod to evaluate a neg rep.
Not about whether the neg repper had the right to do so, but about whether it was justified and fair.
Then either nullifying the neg rep or maintaining it.
Please refrain from making comments of the likes-'you should take it as a man'.
That is what we are doing by taking such a stance.
Or 'You should learn to accept it"
We shall never accept insults as being part of the experience we have on this site.
Now onto your suggestions(keep them in bold letters) my fellow diablo fans.
All in the hope of keeping our time on our beloved site as enjoyable and as fun as possible.