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    posted a message on Forum Game: 3 Word Story
    Once there was a gigantic bloody midget, who loved to rape Turmobil and the folks he didn't like. More specifically, the folks Turmobil liked. This contradiction was rather odd in a way if the midget actually went to the village where he spilled his seed in local cemetery, there would be undead gathering to go out for bananas. The amount of undead bananas rised every moment a pretty lady passed by swinging to sweet Jazz. All this fuss angered the god of randomness and thus he summoned minions of spam to terrorize the Blizzard main building where Diablo himself controlled his trusty lieutenant Jay Wilson. There, Diablo caused massive slaughtering upon the evil WoW where he took the rainbow and crushed it with super candy power and unicorn deathrays causing a massive, Olsen twin invasion tocor occur. This was the first time anybody had acid, mescaline, cocaine, and other stuff mixed together while playing video games. Farmville players tried to regain sanity by executing themselves in neat lines, but Hitler came to make them a perfect race of vampire nazi's showing the world how to cook. Slowly they started to grow even fatter Jay Wilsons copies of doom with weapons of mass confussion implemented, confusing even them. They were crafting delicious yet deadly pancakes with bricks and gave them extra powers for surviving the Zerg toxic gases which are very deadly. World conquering wasn't their first goal, but it was so simple that they forgot about their plan to conquer the evil purple dinosaur Barney. Then UFOs came and carelessly inserted their tentacles into play-doh and were seen by Radament who began to summon headbanging corpses. Tal Rasha tombs resounded with epic sound that echoed all throughout the Lut Gholein city harem. The girls were preparing for their daily slaughtering of unmanly warriors when the music of Cannibal Corpse rang through their heads and they scarfed down tuna fish along the long river that saw red with blood of mutated maggots with thousands of sharp spiney appendages. MILFS were going to kill the angry goblins with very big beatles with nasty Dr. Phil quotes "Hey you... yes you, come here!" Oprah Winfrey looked at deathmars and said "Come here you worthless little baboon, and suck my long manly sword of manliness wich gives additional strength to your pelvis during the war of hatred virgins and gigalos who were hated by everyone besides penn and teller who were gays. I'll take the tomato ketchup, please." Then Diablofans.com busted through an economic crisis using bacon and eggs as a stimulus to trigger a subsequent economic meltdown that caused many hungry kittens to die of hunger draining the peace. However, the end was not pretty due to the AIDS epidemic in the whole world which will eventually never reach Korea, ruining the world and causing everyone to die. Facebook cannibals went to hack into myspace looking for vegetarian chicken burgers that make me "rofl" because its so out of style. Wait a second
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    posted a message on Forum Game: 3 Word Story
    Once there was a gigantic bloody midget, who loved to rape Turmobil and the folks he didn't like. More specifically, the folks Turmobil liked. This contradiction was rather odd in a way if the midget actually went to the village where he spilled his seed in local cemetery, there would be undead gathering to go out for bananas. The amount of undead bananas rised every moment a pretty lady passed by swinging to sweet Jazz. All this fuss angered the god of randomness and thus he summoned minions of spam to terrorize the Blizzard main building where Diablo himself controlled his trusty lieutenant Jay Wilson. There, Diablo caused massive slaughtering upon the evil WoW where he took the rainbow and crushed it with super candy power and unicorn deathrays causing a massive, Olsen twin invasion tocor occur. This was the first time anybody had acid, mescaline, cocaine, and other stuff mixed together while playing video games. Farmville players tried to regain sanity by executing themselves in neat lines, but Hitler came to make them a perfect race of vampire nazi's showing the world how to cook. Slowly they started to grow even fatter Jay Wilsons copies of doom with weapons of mass confussion implemented, confusing even them. They were crafting delicious yet deadly pancakes with bricks and gave them extra powers for surviving the Zerg toxic gases which are very deadly. World conquering wasn't their first goal, but it was so simple that they forgot about their plan to conquer the evil purple dinosaur Barney. Then UFOs came and carelessly inserted their tentacles into play-doh and were seen by Radament who began to summon headbanging corpses. Tal Rasha tombs resounded with epic sound that echoed all throughout the Lut Gholein city harem. The girls were preparing for their daily slaughtering of unmanly warriors when the music of Cannibal Corpse rang through their heads and they scarfed down tuna fish along the long river that saw red with blood of mutated maggots with thousands of sharp spiney appendages. MILFS were going to kill the angry goblins with very big beatles with nasty Dr. Phil quotes "Hey you... yes you, come here!" Oprah Winfrey looked at deathmars and said "Come here you worthless little baboon, and suck my long manly sword of manliness wich gives additional strength to your pelvis during the war of hatred virgins and gigalos who were hated by everyone besides penn and teller who were gays. I'll take the tomato ketchup, please." Then Diablofans.com busted through an economic crisis using bacon and eggs as a stimulus to trigger a subsequent economic meltdown that caused many hungry kittens to die of hunger draining the peace. However, the end was not pretty due to the AIDS epidemic in the whole world which will eventually never reach Korea, ruining the world and causing everyone to die. Facebook cannibals went to hack into myspace looking for vegetarian chicken burgers that make me "rofl" because its so
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    posted a message on Forum Game: 3 Word Story
    Once there was a gigantic bloody midget, who loved to rape Turmobil and the folks he didn't like. More specifically, the folks Turmobil liked. This contradiction was rather odd in a way if the midget actually went to the village where he spilled his seed in local cemetery, there would be undead gathering to go out for bananas. The amount of undead bananas rised every moment a pretty lady passed by swinging to sweet Jazz. All this fuss angered the god of randomness and thus he summoned minions of spam to terrorize the Blizzard main building where Diablo himself controlled his trusty lieutenant Jay Wilson. There, Diablo caused massive slaughtering upon the evil WoW where he took the rainbow and crushed it with super candy power and unicorn deathrays causing a massive, Olsen twin invasion tocor occur. This was the first time anybody had acid, mescaline, cocaine, and other stuff mixed together while playing video games. Farmville players tried to regain sanity by executing themselves in neat lines, but Hitler came to make them a perfect race of vampire nazi's showing the world how to cook. Slowly they started to grow even fatter Jay Wilsons copies of doom with weapons of mass confussion implemented, confusing even them. They were crafting delicious yet deadly pancakes with bricks and gave them extra powers for surviving the Zerg toxic gases which are very deadly. World conquering wasn't their first goal, but it was so simple that they forgot about their plan to conquer the evil purple dinosaur Barney. Then UFOs came and carelessly inserted their tentacles into play-doh and were seen by Radament who began to summon headbanging corpses. Tal Rasha tombs resounded with epic sound that echoed all throughout the Lut Gholein city harem. The girls were preparing for their daily slaughtering of unmanly warriors when the music of Cannibal Corpse rang through their heads and they scarfed down tuna fish along the long river that saw red with blood of mutated maggots with thousands of sharp spiney appendages. MILFS were going to kill the angry goblins with very big beatles with nasty Dr. Phil quotes "Hey you... yes you, come here!" Oprah Winfrey looked at deathmars and said "Come here you worthless little baboon, and suck my long manly sword of manliness wich gives additional strength to your pelvis during the war of hatred virgins and gigalos who were hated by everyone besides penn and teller who were gays. I'll take the tomato ketchup, please." Then Diablofans.com busted through an economic crisis using bacon and eggs as a stimulus to trigger a subsequent economic meltdown that caused many hungry kittens to die of hunger draining the peace. However, the end was not pretty due to the AIDS epidemic in the whole world which will eventually never reach Korea, ruining the world and causing everyone to die. Facebook cannibals went to hack into myspace looking for vegetarian chicken burgers that
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    posted a message on Forum Game: 3 Word Story
    Once there was a gigantic bloody midget, who loved to rape Turmobil and the folks he didn't like. More specifically, the folks Turmobil liked. This contradiction was rather odd in a way if the midget actually went to the village where he spilled his seed in local cemetery, there would be undead gathering to go out for bananas. The amount of undead bananas rised every moment a pretty lady passed by swinging to sweet Jazz. All this fuss angered the god of randomness and thus he summoned minions of spam to terrorize the Blizzard main building where Diablo himself controlled his trusty lieutenant Jay Wilson. There, Diablo caused massive slaughtering upon the evil WoW where he took the rainbow and crushed it with super candy power and unicorn deathrays causing a massive, Olsen twin invasion tocor occur. This was the first time anybody had acid, mescaline, cocaine, and other stuff mixed together while playing video games. Farmville players tried to regain sanity by executing themselves in neat lines, but Hitler came to make them a perfect race of vampire nazi's showing the world how to cook. Slowly they started to grow even fatter Jay Wilsons copies of doom with weapons of mass confussion implemented, confusing even them. They were crafting delicious yet deadly pancakes with bricks and gave them extra powers for surviving the Zerg toxic gases which are very deadly. World conquering wasn't their first goal, but it was so simple that they forgot about their plan to conquer the evil purple dinosaur Barney. Then UFOs came and carelessly inserted their tentacles into play-doh and were seen by Radament who began to summon headbanging corpses. Tal Rasha tombs resounded with epic sound that echoed all throughout the Lut Gholein city harem. The girls were preparing for their daily slaughtering of unmanly warriors when the music of Cannibal Corpse rang through their heads and they scarfed down tuna fish along the long river that saw red with blood of mutated maggots with thousands of sharp spiney appendages. MILFS were going to kill the angry goblins with very big beatles with nasty Dr. Phil quotes "Hey you... yes you, come here!" Oprah Winfrey looked at deathmars and said "Come here you worthless little baboon, and suck my long manly sword of manliness wich gives additional strength to your pelvis during the war of hatred virgins and gigalos who were hated by everyone besides penn and teller who were gays. I'll take the tomato ketchup, please." Then Diablofans.com busted through an economic crisis using bacon and eggs as a stimulus to trigger a subsequent economic meltdown that caused many hungry kittens to die of hunger draining the peace. However, the end was not pretty due to the AIDS epidemic in the whole world which will eventually never reach Korea, ruining the world and causing everyone to die. Facebook cannibals went to hack into myspace
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    posted a message on Forum Game: 3 Word Story
    Once there was a gigantic bloody midget, who loved to rape Turmobil and the folks he didn't like. More specifically, the folks Turmobil liked. This contradiction was rather odd in a way if the midget actually went to the village where he spilled his seed in local cemetery, there would be undead gathering to go out for bananas. The amount of undead bananas rised every moment a pretty lady passed by swinging to sweet Jazz. All this fuss angered the god of randomness and thus he summoned minions of spam to terrorize the Blizzard main building where Diablo himself controlled his trusty lieutenant Jay Wilson. There, Diablo caused massive slaughtering upon the evil WoW where he took the rainbow and crushed it with super candy power and unicorn deathrays causing a massive, Olsen twin invasion tocor occur. This was the first time anybody had acid, mescaline, cocaine, and other stuff mixed together while playing video games. Farmville players tried to regain sanity by executing themselves in neat lines, but Hitler came to make them a perfect race of vampire nazi's showing the world how to cook. Slowly they started to grow even fatter Jay Wilsons copies of doom with weapons of mass confussion implemented, confusing even them. They were crafting delicious yet deadly pancakes with bricks and gave them extra powers for surviving the Zerg toxic gases which are very deadly. World conquering wasn't their first goal, but it was so simple that they forgot about their plan to conquer the evil purple dinosaur Barney. Then UFOs came and carelessly inserted their tentacles into play-doh and were seen by Radament who began to summon headbanging corpses. Tal Rasha tombs resounded with epic sound that echoed all throughout the Lut Gholein city harem. The girls were preparing for their daily slaughtering of unmanly warriors when the music of Cannibal Corpse rang through their heads and they scarfed down tuna fish along the long river that saw red with blood of mutated maggots with thousands of sharp spiney appendages. MILFS were going to kill the angry goblins with very big beatles with nasty Dr. Phil quotes "Hey you... yes you, come here!" Oprah Winfrey looked at deathmars and said "Come here you worthless little baboon, and suck my long manly sword of manliness wich gives additional strength to your pelvis during the war of hatred virgins and gigalos who were hated by everyone besides penn and teller who were gays. I'll take the tomato ketchup, please." Then Diablofans.com busted through an economic crisis using bacon and eggs as a stimulus to trigger a subsequent economic meltdown that caused many hungry kittens to die of hunger draining the peace. However, the end was not pretty due to the AIDS epidemic in the whole world which will eventually
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    posted a message on Forum Game: 3 Word Story
    Once there was a gigantic bloody midget, who loved to rape Turmobil and the folks he didn't like. More specifically, the folks Turmobil liked. This contradiction was rather odd in a way if the midget actually went to the village where he spilled his seed in local cemetery, there would be undead gathering to go out for bananas. The amount of undead bananas rised every moment a pretty lady passed by swinging to sweet Jazz. All this fuss angered the god of randomness and thus he summoned minions of spam to terrorize the Blizzard main building where Diablo himself controlled his trusty lieutenant Jay Wilson. There, Diablo caused massive slaughtering upon the evil WoW where he took the rainbow and crushed it with super candy power and unicorn deathrays causing a massive, Olsen twin invasion tocor occur. This was the first time anybody had acid, mescaline, cocaine, and other stuff mixed together while playing video games. Farmville players tried to regain sanity by executing themselves in neat lines, but Hitler came to make them a perfect race of vampire nazi's showing the world how to cook. Slowly they started to grow even fatter Jay Wilsons copies of doom with weapons of mass confussion implemented, confusing even them. They were crafting delicious yet deadly pancakes with bricks and gave them extra powers for surviving the Zerg toxic gases which are very deadly. World conquering wasn't their first goal, but it was so simple that they forgot about their plan to conquer the evil purple dinosaur Barney. Then UFOs came and carelessly inserted their tentacles into play-doh and were seen by Radament who began to summon headbanging corpses. Tal Rasha tombs resounded with epic sound that echoed all throughout the Lut Gholein city harem. The girls were preparing for their daily slaughtering of unmanly warriors when the music of Cannibal Corpse rang through their heads and they scarfed down tuna fish along the long river that saw red with blood of mutated maggots with thousands of sharp spiney appendages. MILFS were going to kill the angry goblins with very big beatles with nasty Dr. Phil quotes "Hey you... yes you, come here!" Oprah Winfrey looked at deathmars and said "Come here you worthless little baboon, and suck my long manly sword of manliness wich gives additional strength to your pelvis during the war of hatred virgins and gigalos who were hated by everyone besides penn and teller who were gays. I'll take the tomato ketchup, please." Then Diablofans.com busted through an economic crisis using bacon and eggs as a stimulus to trigger a subsequent economic meltdown that caused many hungry kittens to die of hunger draining the peace. However, the end was not pretty due to the
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    posted a message on Forum Game: 3 Word Story
    Once there was a gigantic bloody midget, who loved to rape Turmobil and the folks he didn't like. More specifically, the folks Turmobil liked. This contradiction was rather odd in a way if the midget actually went to the village where he spilled his seed in local cemetery, there would be undead gathering to go out for bananas. The amount of undead bananas rised every moment a pretty lady passed by swinging to sweet Jazz. All this fuss angered the god of randomness and thus he summoned minions of spam to terrorize the Blizzard main building where Diablo himself controlled his trusty lieutenant Jay Wilson. There, Diablo caused massive slaughtering upon the evil WoW where he took the rainbow and crushed it with super candy power and unicorn deathrays causing a massive, Olsen twin invasion tocor occur. This was the first time anybody had acid, mescaline, cocaine, and other stuff mixed together while playing video games. Farmville players tried to regain sanity by executing themselves in neat lines, but Hitler came to make them a perfect race of vampire nazi's showing the world how to cook. Slowly they started to grow even fatter Jay Wilsons copies of doom with weapons of mass confussion implemented, confusing even them. They were crafting delicious yet deadly pancakes with bricks and gave them extra powers for surviving the Zerg toxic gases which are very deadly. World conquering wasn't their first goal, but it was so simple that they forgot about their plan to conquer the evil purple dinosaur Barney. Then UFOs came and carelessly inserted their tentacles into play-doh and were seen by Radament who began to summon headbanging corpses. Tal Rasha tombs resounded with epic sound that echoed all throughout the Lut Gholein city harem. The girls were preparing for their daily slaughtering of unmanly warriors when the music of Cannibal Corpse rang through their heads and they scarfed down tuna fish along the long river that saw red with blood of mutated maggots with thousands of sharp spiney appendages. MILFS were going to kill the angry goblins with very big beatles with nasty Dr. Phil quotes "Hey you... yes you, come here!" Oprah Winfrey looked at deathmars and said "Come here you worthless little baboon, and suck my long manly sword of manliness wich gives additional strength to your pelvis during the war of hatred virgins and gigalos who were hated by everyone besides penn and teller who were gays. I'll take the tomato ketchup, please." Then Diablofans.com busted through an economic crisis using bacon and eggs as a stimulus to trigger a subsequent economic meltdown that caused many hungry kittens to die of hunger
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    posted a message on Diablo Books
    Okay. But the books only available in the U.S right?
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    posted a message on Forum Game: 3 Word Story
    Once there was a gigantic bloody midget, who loved to rape Turmobil and the folks he didn't like. More specifically, the folks Turmobil liked. This contradiction was rather odd in a way if the midget actually went to the village where he spilled his seed in local cemetery, there would be undead gathering to go out for bananas. The amount of undead bananas rised every moment a pretty lady passed by swinging to sweet Jazz. All this fuss angered the god of randomness and thus he summoned minions of spam to terrorize the Blizzard main building where Diablo himself controlled his trusty lieutenant Jay Wilson. There, Diablo caused massive slaughtering upon the evil WoW where he took the rainbow and crushed it with super candy power and unicorn deathrays causing a massive, Olsen twin invasion tocor occur. This was the first time anybody had acid, mescaline, cocaine, and other stuff mixed together while playing video games. Farmville players tried to regain sanity by executing themselves in neat lines, but Hitler came to make them a perfect race of vampire nazi's showing the world how to cook. Slowly they started to grow even fatter Jay Wilsons copies of doom with weapons of mass confussion implemented, confusing even them. They were crafting delicious yet deadly pancakes with bricks and gave them extra powers for surviving the Zerg toxic gases which are very deadly. World conquering wasn't their first goal, but it was so simple that they forgot about their plan to conquer the evil purple dinosaur Barney. Then UFOs came and carelessly inserted their tentacles into play-doh and were seen by Radament who began to summon headbanging corpses. Tal Rasha tombs resounded with epic sound that echoed all throughout the Lut Gholein city harem. The girls were preparing for their daily slaughtering of unmanly warriors when the music of Cannibal Corpse rang through their heads and they scarfed down tuna fish along the long river that saw red with blood of mutated maggots with thousands of sharp spiney appendages. MILFS were going to kill the angry goblins with very big beatles with nasty Dr. Phil quotes "Hey you... yes you, come here!" Oprah Winfrey looked at deathmars and said "Come here you worthless little baboon, and suck my long manly sword of manliness wich gives additional strength to your pelvis during the war of hatred virgins and gigalos who were hated by everyone besides penn and teller who were gays. I'll take the tomato ketchup, please." Then Diablofans.com busted through a economic crisis using bacon and eggs as a stimulus to trigger a
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    posted a message on Diablo Books
    Can you find the books on the net? Like read it off the net?
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    posted a message on Band Album Cover
    Wow thats a nice one huck. But why are the words at the bottom and it looks abit out of place.
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    posted a message on Φ Diablo Books Chronological Order
    Are the books only available in the U.S?
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    posted a message on Forum Game: Rate the Username of the Person Above you
    7/10

    Not bad for a name :)
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    posted a message on What age were you when you first played Diablo 1?
    I started D2:LOD at 13. It was my bro's actually and he never really let me played the game. But after some time his items all got scammed and he decided to give me the game ;/
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    posted a message on Forum Game: 3 Word Story
    Once there was a gigantic bloody midget, who loved to rape Turmobil and the folks he didn't like. More specifically, the folks Turmobil liked. This contradiction was rather odd in a way if the midget actually went to the village where he spilled his seed in local cemetery, there would be undead gathering to go out for bananas. The amount of undead bananas rised every moment a pretty lady passed by swinging to sweet Jazz. All this fuss angered the god of randomness and thus he summoned minions of spam to terrorize the Blizzard main building where Diablo himself controlled his trusty lieutenant Jay Wilson. There, Diablo caused massive slaughtering upon the evil WoW where he took the rainbow and crushed it with super candy power and unicorn deathrays causing a massive, Olsen twin invasion tocor occur. This was the first time anybody had acid, mescaline, cocaine, and other stuff mixed together while playing video games. Farmville players tried to regain sanity by executing themselves in neat lines, but Hitler came to make them a perfect race of vampire nazi's showing the world how to cook. Slowly they started to grow even fatter Jay Wilsons copies of doom with weapons of mass confussion implemented, confusing even them. They were crafting delicious yet deadly pancakes with bricks and gave them extra powers for surviving the Zerg toxic gases which are very deadly. World conquering wasn't their first goal, but it was so simple that they forgot about their plan to conquer the evil purple dinosaur Barney. Then UFOs came and carelessly inserted their tentacles into play-doh and were seen by Radament who began to summon headbanging corpses. Tal Rasha tombs resounded with epic sound that echoed all throughout the Lut Gholein city harem. The girls were preparing for their daily slaughtering of unmanly warriors when the music of Cannibal Corpse rang through their heads and they scarfed down tuna fish along the long river that saw red with blood of mutated maggots with thousands of sharp spiney appendages. MILFS were going to kill the angry goblins with very big beatles with nasty Dr. Phil quotes "Hey you... yes you, come here!" Oprah Winfrey looked at deathmars and said "Come here you worthless little baboon, and suck my long manly sword of manliness wich gives additional strength to your pelvis during the war of hatred virgins and gigalos who were hated by everyone besides penn and teller who were gays. I'll take the tomato ketchup
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