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Most of you make me sick. I didn't do any of those, partly because of my inability to do so and partly because, Why the hell would I ruin the game?

Where the hell is the nothing option?

What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

Who were the beta testers for Preparation A through Preparation G?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand
words, how dangerous is a fax?

Why do women shave off their eyebrows, then paint them back on?

Do bald people have 'bad head' days?

What does Queen Elizabeth sing during the British national anthem?
"God Save Me"?

If all is not lost, where is it?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

What do you do when you discover an endangered animal
that eats only endangered plants?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe
him, but if he tells you that a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

If Jesus was Jewish, what's he doing with a Mexican name?

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is fog horn made out of?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

If you pull the wings off of a fly, does it become a walk?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see okay?

How can you "draw a blank"?

If there is no GOD, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?

Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year,
why are there locks on the doors?

what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why do they but Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on 'parkways' and park on 'driveways'?

Why is it that when you transport something by car
it's a shipment, and when you transport something
by ship it's called 'cargo'?

You know that little indestructible black box that is
used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane
out of that substance?

Why is it when you're driving and looking for an address,
you turn the volume on the radio down?

If you throw a cat out the window does it become kitty litter?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

When a cow laughs does milk come up her nose?

How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?

How do you get the deer to cross at the deer crossing signs?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

What is another word for thesaurus?

Why do they sterilize the needle for a lethal injection?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

How do you know when it's time to tune bagpipes?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

When you choke a smurf what color does it turn?

Do blind Eskimos have seeing eye sled dogs?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream and yogurt?

How is styrofoam shipped?

Why do they call it a T.V. set when you only get one?

If you shoot a mime, do you have to use a silencer?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives?

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to
kill himself is it a hostage situation?

When you open a new bag of cotton balls should you throw the top one away?

Why do they report power outages on T.V.?

Does a fish get cramps after eating?

How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food?

When it rains why don't sheep shrink?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Why is it you have a pair of pants but only one bra?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

What happens if you get scared half-to-death ...twice?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek does he
automatically lose because he can't find himself?

If you lick the air does it get wet?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

If a duck's quack can't echo, what about a human's fart?

You better not fucking die on us. Or we will drag your ass outta hell (orgies) or heaven (72 scantily clad women), so we can play.

But it's fucking huge. There's no damn way they can transport that thing. You can't exactly roll huge shit up a damn mountain. Big ass bitchin' eyeballs don't roll that way.

There, got all my bases covered.

Can't talk without swearing, loves kicking in doors. Wrestles with polar bears, and eats Canadian bacon daily.

I swear to god those flames on the candles are moving.

Try a ridiculous amazon build that I deemed, the Apprentice. She is an apprentice to the Valkyrie, dedicating her life to become one herself.

The purpose of the Valkyrie is for her to kill everything for her apprentice which wields a staff.

Skills:
20 Valkyrie
20 Decoy
20 Critical Strike
20 Penetrate
7 Avoid
6 Dodge
6 Evade
2 prerequisites

Stats:
Whatever is appropriate.

Good luck, for only those truly worthy of becoming a Valkyrie will survive.

You pussy. Real men slap pain in the face with their balls.

For the last time, guns = gunpowder, so therefore guns = one-handed crossbows would mean one-handed crossbows = gunpowder, which doesn't work. So, in conclusion, one-hand crossbows ARE NOT guns. Argue with that logic now, bitches!!

I'm with you on the RTS game genre. The only ones I've played are C&C, Red Alert and the entire Age of Empires series. I have Command and Conquer: The First Decade.

Venom, bitch.
Yeah, I know my runewords!

Quote from Turmobil

I WANT TO PLAY A GOOD RPG.
*Sniff*

Mount and Blade Warband, DO IT!!!

Amazing game, it's a really sandboxy RPG, you essentially start off as one dude trying to make it in the world of Calridia. You begin doing quests for merchants, villages, townsmen, or for the higher lords in each of the nations (There's 5, each with different units).

You amass yourself an army by recruiting villager from outlying towns, train them up into a substantial fighting force, can take castles for yourself or for your kingdom, you can ally yourself with kingdoms, become a mercenary, a bounty hunter, a bandit, you can jump caravans for a living, sell slaves/prisoners for extra coin, take part in tournaments in the major cities, marry for political gain or for shits n' giggles, can forge alliances with lords in your nation, or with those outside your nation, can backstab other lords, challenge them to duels, hunt down spies, smoke out bandit encampments....

And that's still not everything you can do.

All the while, it's still asn RPG based game. You build skills, stats, and weaponry proficiencies.

Don't even get me started on the combat, this game has handled mounted combat better than ANY other game on the market, I guarantee you.

Fuck, this one time I had an army of about 20 some Khergit horsemen with some mounted lancers in the mix (favorite nation right there, Khergit is all mounted. They're pricey as shit to pay from week to week, but in an open battle they're incredible. During sieges though, they're not as impressive as other nations). They've got about 15 some steppe bandits (all mounted, as well). Armies clash, disperse, skirmish for a while. Two of the bandits come at me, shooting arrows n' such, horse collapses out from underneath my guy, get up quickly, and manage to kill off one of the bandits. His horse is still alive, I get on it, chase down the other dude as he's fleeing and fill him with arrows.

... Was some fun shit.

Seriously, get this game.
Send me a PM if you're interested, I'll give you some tips.

edit: WHOA, almost forgot. You can also usurp the throne of any kingdom, or try to help others usurp the throne. Each kingdom has a king, and a claimant to the throne. And, you can push kingdoms towards war (usually done by raiding several of their Caravans, and being all "Lolz, Khergits were here.")

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With the sword, it reminds me of the dead warrior that had Hauklin's Blade that Darrick Lang got.

DAMN YOU AND YOUR SPOILERS I'M HALFWAY THROUGH >:[

I like the pic though, pretty neat. Where's it from?

I had a really nice Dark Tower one before but I can't find it anymore. This is my current desktop:

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Get a poison necro and poison them down to one health point then kill them with another spell or weapon. Nektu, it's spelled 'Fury', not 'Furry'. Every time I see Furry, I think of a furry dog.

I think of adults in mascot costumes doing questionable things in Motel 6s across the nation.

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Lightning all the way :thumbsup:

It's called COLD in Diablo II, not frost, not ice, not water, not freezing, not nippy, not wintery, etc.!

Nowhere in the op did Venom specify what game our favorite damage type had to be from. It did not have to be in D2. So chill out hammy cuz I love frost damage. The thread is under D2 but the post says nothing about D2.

7/10 - only one heart:P

The Hulk?

Anyway least fav: sorceress
likely to return: pally

So what were your least favorite classes from diablo 2?
What is the most likely class to make it in a diablo 3 expansion?

Dude... I have 159 now. It's so close, I can practically taste it...