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I hope a zombie outbreak occurs, and I hope I see you among the undead, because then I can blow your brains out. End of discussion.

I know, right? I wish my imagination had come up with being raped by a zombie. I so lack creativity.

Are you female?

Why do I have an urge to go play a RE game?

I have never played anybody on AoE 2, only computer.

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not in the 3 ive played, you can outrun most of the zombies except when the game actually calls for you to kill them. ive played 4 and im not the biggest fan of that one, its fun but theres no sense of horror because you cant run out of ammo; they basically made it a james bond game with 'infected' baddies.

and you should watch 28 days later, its about a virus too, more similar to RE4, because it doesnt reanimate the dead, or at least i thought so...i didnt pay that much attention to the story

but the plans made in zombie survival flicks just dont work half the time do they?

No, they don't.

The zombie creating virus is called Solanum. The virus uses the brain cells in the frontal lobe to replicate itself, destroying the brain cells in the process. All bodily functions eventually cease except that the brain lays dormant. Meanwhile, the virus is mutating the brain into a completely new organ. This new organ is not dependent on oxygen.

Where did you get this information?

Say whaaaaat? The worst thing that some zombie movies did to the zombie genre was make people think zombies would want to do some of the things they did in their previous life. This is so false. All they want, the only single thing, is to eat living human flesh. That is ALL!

First off, You have no imagination. Second, your just jealous that an undead can get in bed with a hot chick and you can't.

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I played the game several years without having internet at home, meaning only single player, no cheats/trainers etc.
Developed my own pure PvM builds from scratch. No help from the net resources (no internet at the time as I said).
and now I have beaten Hell with all 7 chars, and have the best items (well I did transfer them through Lan, but shared stash should be in the game anyway cause otherwise SP is.. well, not good..)
and yes - it was hard, but it was only before i knew how to buld my chars, then it became medium/easy.

so if SP is hard for you, you should drop the stupid PvP builds that everyone is using today, like one element sorc that does tons of damage but can't get past the first quest in hell. I hate PvP builds, they aren't fun to play too - even if you beat the game with someone, it'll be like cheating, cause probably you can't beat it on your own.

In fact I even can trash the sh*t out of some pvp chars with my pvm builds (well they do overlap on some chars more or less)
Actually I really think multiplayer is NOT the real Diablo. The real one is Single Player, the solo experience.

to summ up, if it's hard - the problem is mostly your skill point management

and if you want, I can give you my builds (they may not be very different from others though.. yes the game doesn't offer much variation, they said this will change in D3), just point me to the right thread, cause I don't know my way in the forum / too lazy to search

Could you give me your builds for all 7 characters? I would like to see where you put the points as you progressed in order to make it easier to understand.

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he's talkin about resident evil zombies silly. dawn of the dead zombies are the flesh eating ones that run really fast, but are really dumb, and u need to off the brains to kill em.

If I remember correctly, in "Dawn of the Dead", they showed that it was all caused by a virus on a news station as a guy explained it. Good movie by the way.

28 days later zombies are actually another viral thing similar to dawn of the dead ones.

I never saw this movie, so no comment.

but the RE zombies were mostly slow, thus you could run away from them and often had to because you had 5 Goddamned shots left in you shotgun 90% of the time. of course that changed in RE4 when they made the game less scary but more action packed.

Excuse me, but ummm... yeah they can move pretty damn quickly in the RE games and movies. Resident Evil 4 had no zombies, they were just controlled by the Las Plagas, which in turn were controlled by Lord Saddler. Las Plagas did't reanimate dead bodies, but they could act as the brain for the body. First time I played RE4, Saddler raped my ass so hard it felt better every time he raped me again after that. I got so plugged up I couldn't s**t for a week.

Survival Facts:

1: Don't expect to get rescued.

2: Someone with a Medical degree is very important, as you will find out if somebody gets injured.

3: Having a hot chick with you is fine, just make sure she knows how to handle weapon properly.

4: If hunting/fishing for food, always check the stomach contents and Don't eat if it ate something you can't recognize. Make sure to cook it thoroughly. Sorry, but Medium Rare isn't an option.

5: Always make sure you have water available, then weapons/ammo as we need water to survive. Boil if you are not sure if it's safe.

6: Fire will work on killing zombies, but don't expect it to keep them down while burning to a crisp as they will still be trying to get you. Fire takes time, it's like poison for zombies.

7: You may see somebody who you loved and cared for if they are a zombie, chances are they see you as fresh blood, nothing more. So kill it.

8: Conserve ammunition.

9: Somebody that is very important to the government will increase chances of being rescued, greatly.

10: Always, I mean always, post watches whenever camped out for the night.

11: Just because zombies may not remember how to open a door won't stop them from busting it down. Besides, busting down a door is much more fun than just simply opening it.

12: Have an experienced hunter use the high-powered rifle, chances are, they are very accurate and can pick off zombies 1 by 1 if needed.

13: Always have a job for every group member, even if its just to cook or drive.

14: Bring stress busters such as nude mags, games, etc... as you will see those who are stressed won't last long under pressure.

15: Don't stay in one place for too long. You will eventually get surrounded.

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Where did you get these facts might I ask?

I'm not sure that zombies have actually sprouted up yet so there is no "T virus" yet.

Have you ever played Resident Evil? If you did, you might remember thinking about the situation. Wondering if there is a conspiracy out there.

Also, it's the only possible explanation. Our government may or may not be working on bioweapons, well if they screw up, we have to pay.

Zombie facts:

1: Zombies dead cells that has been reanimated by a virus called the T-Virus, they go after the living because it is the virus that wants to spread. Not the whole "Brains" thing.

2: Zombies go for the jugular, not the gray matter.

3: They can perform most actions that they did in life.

4: Most importantly, zombies don't have any weaknesses that come with life such as the need to breath, eat, drink, use the "john", sleep, etc...

5: They don't need to breath, they can simply walk along the bottom of the ocean to get to you, unless of course a hungry shark or lamprey eel sees them and wants to eat them, well guess what, now we have infected shark/lamprey eel.

6: Most zombies are idiots, but that doesn't mean that all are idiots as some can even remember life and how to do things. If your surrounded by a hoard of zombies, just hope that none remember some of life's pleasures or you might be doing the "dirty" with a couple. I'm pretty sure the virus can spread just like our many STD's.

7: Strength in numbers, plain and simple.

8: Zombies are NOT slow, they can run pretty quickly. As you will find out if running away.

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Oh thats right - I have a katana of my own XD (Seriously, I got it for christmas after jokingly asking my parents if they could by me a sword), but it is dull as hell, so slashing would do nothing anyways. I suppose I could use it for thrusting, but katana's aren't made for thrusting, and I'm not much of a physical specimen, so I won't even be able to use it properly.

Is it a genuine Katana or is it a replicate? If genuine, then get it sharpened. Get lessons on how to use the weapon. I would also get licensed if I were you, just to be safe.

I would use a pair of deadly daggers, which I am professionally trained with. I have a license to carry them concealed in public. They are cinquedas that are 14 inches long (4 inch hilt, 10 inch blade) and I have them cleaned, polished, and, if needed, sharpened every night. I also have been professionally trained with a long bow that was custom designed, which is also kept in perfect condition. I have a very large amount of ammunition for the bow. about 350 full quivers, which hold about 120 Arrows each. In total, I have 42,000 arrows (Don't ask why).

I just got past Nightmare Andy on SP with my Bowazon that uses Magic Arrow and Immolation Arrow only.

I will prove that it works, I already found a couple flaws that I will fix next time I make the same Bowazon, such as only putting points into energy till 30 stats, not 50, like I did.

I am trying a full ice sorceress with the exception of having 9 points into Warmth. Then the points go as follows:

20 Cold Mastery (I hope to get a staff that raises this even higher to help break immunes)
20 Frozen Orb (This will most likely be my main skill even though it has a cool-down time)
20 Ice Bolt (Synergy with both Frozen Orb and Blizzard)
20 Blizzard (Secondary skill mostly for bosses)
10 Ice Blast (Synergy for Blizzard)
10 Glacial Spike (Synergy for Blizzard)
1 Frost Nova (Prerequisite)

If this sorc works, then I will use her for mfing large groups and some bosses or power leveling (for a cheap price: gem or rune of choice, doesn't matter level of gem or rune as I'll take an el rune or chipped gem).

I have all games with all expansions.

Somebody play me...


























































































PLEASE!!!

I notice that nobody mentioned a weapon that Doesn't Require Ammunition. Lets say you have large amounts of ammunition and food. What you don't have and the zombies do is strength in numbers, undead perseverance, and no living weaknesses such as no need to eat, sleep, drink, do the "dirty", etc...
So chances are you are either going to run out of food and/or ammunition before they all die off.

Here's my solution to both problems. I highly doubt that the zombies would infect (T-Virus) fish such as bass, trout, and catfish along with many other delicious fish and they can't infect trees and plants that bear fruit and vegetables (yes, you have to eat the vegetables). Also the solution to the ammunition, have a back up weapon such as a swords (katanas will work for you ninja-freaks), axes, maces, well basically what we can find on Diablo (pole arms would work well do to the range that comes with). Oh and don't try any of those moves that highly trained and battle hardened Barbarians can do. A torch would work but torches eventually need more fuel.

I'll go all Mr. T on them Zombie Asses.










JK.







I would prefer Bear Grylls to be the survival expert on my team. I would just camp out somewhere in the middle of nowhere and just live out the rest of my days fishing and making weapons.

Also...

The Badass - The shit WILL hit the fan eventually, and when it does you need a person that can, beyond all reason, pull a miraculous victory out of their ass. This is the Gordon Freeman, the Leon S. Kennedy, the little kid from Home Alone. Every team needs one.

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