Quote fromBecause no beard = girly.
Men must have hair coming out from every single place in his body. Thats a manhood law.
Edit: the only exception is if he can summon undeads. If a man can summon undead his man enough even without hair.
I believe your thinking of Chuck Norris, if hes Chuck Norris then hes man enough without anything at all, except his name.
Actually hes even man enough without his name. If his name is Chuck Norris, and then loses his name, he is still Chuck Norris.