today ive been getting kicked from d2 and then it takes a while for me to log back in. like when i click battle.net and it tries to log in, it stops at 'Accessing Your Account'. then it says theres an error. then i click on battle.net again and i log in. WTF?
The face of the person named king arthur was extremely grotesque with nasty-ass appendages that were writhing around Baal's large demonic visage. Bob returned to vanquish banana boats that became his wife's ex-husband and overwieght bisexual moose lodge crafted by uneducated monkeys from the end of a big piece of poopie and it floated around like the top of a big ass mountain top filled with chocolate pudding and alot of gold. People thought that it was quite weird that koalas eat big green diamond studded angry guys with amazing cooking skills. A three-legged ogre named Bubba ate those three eyed panda men and then began to produce koalas that were deformed by their ugly heads and disgusting three toed ugly mothers. Around midnight, these koalas lit up some type of glowing white stick, made of lord Silver's unsmokable goo. Now he started to slowly think about his upcoming contest which is revolving about unshaved hair and ugly tentacles protruding from his creamy facial given by random males who talked about fleeing to an unknown paradise. By the time that stupid monkey realized what STD meant it was too late for him. He began to jump and jump because sipphilus made him very very sore and blinded him. then he suprisingly consumed three raw sores from his feet, Planters Warts, and regular small sized fungi that were nasty and smart through osmosis. then they decided to do something with a toothless goat by inserting something sharp into a hole which originated from a black hairy penis. the goat swallowed a huge amount of sour balls that were taken from a molded taco held by the sinister
The face of the person named king arthur was extremely grotesque with nasty-ass appendages that were writhing around Baal's large demonic visage. Bob returned to vanquish banana boats that became his wife's ex-husband and overwieght bisexual moose lodge crafted by uneducated monkeys from the end of a big piece of poopie and it floated around like the top of a big ass mountain top filled with chocolate pudding and alot of gold. People thought that it was quite weird that koalas eat big green diamond studded angry guys with amazing cooking skills. A three-legged ogre named Bubba ate those three eyed panda men and then began to produce koalas that were deformed by their ugly heads and disgusting three toed ugly mothers. Around midnight, these koalas lit up some type of glowing white stick, made of lord Silver's unsmokable goo. Now he started to slowly think about his upcoming contest which is revolving about unshaved hair and ugly tentacles protruding from his creamy facial given by random males who talked about fleeing to an unknown paradise. By the time that stupid monkey realized what STD meant it was too late for him. He began to jump and jump because sipphilus made him very very sore and blinded him. then he suprisingly consumed three raw sores from his feet, Planters Warts, and regular small sized fungi that were nasty and smart through osmosis. then they decided to do something with a toothless goat by inserting something sharp into a hole which originated from a black hairy penis. the goat swallowed a huge amount of sour balls that were taken from a
The face of the person named king arthur was extremely grotesque with nasty-ass appendages that were writhing around Baal's large demonic visage. Bob returned to vanquish banana boats that became his wife's ex-husband and overwieght bisexual moose lodge crafted by uneducated monkeys from the end of a big piece of poopie and it floated around like the top of a big ass mountain top filled with chocolate pudding and alot of gold. People thought that it was quite weird that koalas eat big green diamond studded angry guys with amazing cooking skills. A three-legged ogre named Bubba ate those three eyed panda men and then began to produce koalas that were deformed by their ugly heads and disgusting three toed ugly mothers. Around midnight, these koalas lit up some type of glowing white stick, made of lord Silver's unsmokable goo. Now he started to slowly think about his upcoming contest which is revolving about unshaved hair and ugly tentacles protruding from his creamy facial given by random males who talked about fleeing to an unknown paradise. By the time that stupid monkey realized what STD meant it was too late for him. He began to jump and jump because sipphilus made him very very sore and blinded him. then he suprisingly consumed three raw sores from his feet, Planters Warts, and regular small sized fungi that were nasty and smart through osmosis. then they decided to do something with a toothless goat by inserting something sharp into a hole which originated from a black hairy penis. the goat swallowed a huge amount of sour balls that were taken
One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly turned into a huge purple foot. The unexpected event of an oversized fattie upset Kebler, so he took a bunsen burner and began to smoke up the room with small irregular positioned walls. Bob found a wall with dentures that looked like huge wet prunes but were really piles of crap. He touched them and cut his fingernails on it but then he put his fingers up his cavaty, which lead to his neighbor getting it on video and selling it for $200,000,000,000. bob was so happy he went into his room and began to tape posters of Buffy the Vampire Slayer on his bed sheets so that he can do naughty things when he
I've been trying to get down on some bnet, and its been lagging hella bad to where I get killed every like 30 seconds. I was wondering if its my connection or if its bnet thats causing this.
The face of the person named king arthur was extremely grotesque with nasty-ass appendages that were writhing around Baal's large demonic visage. Bob returned to vanquish banana boats that became his wife's ex-husband and overwieght bisexual moose lodge crafted by uneducated monkeys from the end of a big piece of poopie and it floated around like the top of a big ass mountain top filled with chocolate pudding and alot of gold. People thought that it was quite weird that koalas eat big green diamond studded angry guys with amazing cooking skills. A three-legged ogre named Bubba ate those three eyed panda men and then began to produce koalas that were deformed by their ugly heads and disgusting three toed ugly mothers. Around midnight, these koalas lit up some type of glowing white stick, made of lord Silver's unsmokable goo. Now he started to slowly think about his upcoming contest which is revolving about unshaved hair and ugly tentacles protruding from his creamy facial given by random males who talked about fleeing to an unknown paradise. By the time that stupid monkey realized what STD meant it was too late for him. He began to jump and jump because sipphilus made him very very sore and blinded him. then he suprisingly consumed three raw sores from his feet, Planters Warts, and regular small sized fungi that were nasty and smart through osmosis. then they decided to do something with a toothless goat
Diablo II 1. Who is the spiritual Leader of the Fallen? Bishibosh 2. Why did Tal Rasha Sacrifice himself to do? Contain the Lord of Destruction 3. Where is Meshif from? Kurast 4. Which NPCs from Diablo (excluding the expansion) are not found in Diablo II in one form or another? Hmm...Ogden, Gillian, that witch, and the healer 5. Where did the first movie mostly take place? Hmmm....OH Tristram 6. What doesn’t Geglash like? Hmm... Would-be heroes? Posers? 7. True or False, Act 2 is Bigger than Act 3? True 8. True or False, There are two Prime evils in Act3? False, but who is that dark wanderer? 9. How many temples in Kurast are there? 6 10. What are the stages in act 4 that do not have a waypoint? Outer Steppes, Chaos Sanctuary, Plains of Despair 11. What is the name of the Monster who guards the Hellforge? Hephasto the Armorer 12. How many seals must be activated to release diablo? 5
Diablo II: LOD 1. What is the name of the unique monster that leads the Siege on Harrogath? Shenk 2. Name 5 unique items from Diablo that are now remade for LOD at the time of its release? I'm not even gonna try 3. Which unique items in LOD are based on chars from Diablo 1 at the time of its release? Griswold's Edge, Griswold's set (if sets are unique), Spire of Lazarus 4. Which chars could not summon freely moving minions of their own? Barb, Pal, Sorc 5. What are the new titles for finishing the different difficulties of the game in Diablo II: Lord of Destruction? Slayer, Champion, Patriarch/Matriarch 6. What are the new titles for finishing the different difficulties of the game in Diablo II: Lord of Destruction on hardcore? Whoa, didnt even know they were differnt haha 7. What skills can the barbarian hirelings use? Bash, Stun 8. True or False, Druids get a speed bonus while using a maul? True 9. How many tangent or offshoots stages are there in act 5? Lots.. im thinkin 7 10. True or False, Items that give bonuses to skills and skill levels will not add to Synergy bonuses True 11. Which colour item names represent which item quality? Gold-Unique, Blue-Magic, Green- Set item, Red- Broken item ; ), White-normal, Yellow-Rare, Uhh also orange means somthing... but i forgot haha 12. True or False, Assassins do not need to use keys to unlock things? True
This quiz was fun, thanks dude. I regret not playing Diablo 1 recently, and not playing Hellfire at all... Btw i took this quiz all at one time, if that means anything.
At what time shall Elfen Lied bestow upon us worthy ones thy answers to this superb quiz?
(p.s. how come no one is taking it?)
Seriously, there is like 600 views, but only like 6 people have taken it... wtf...
you should have someone build one for you. that same $1000 computer would cost like only $600. my friend made me a $1000 for $600. he just went to Fries and bought all that garbage and put it together.
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1. Who is the spiritual Leader of the Fallen? Bishibosh
2. Why did Tal Rasha Sacrifice himself to do? Contain the Lord of Destruction
3. Where is Meshif from? Kurast
4. Which NPCs from Diablo (excluding the expansion) are not found in Diablo II in one form or another? Hmm...Ogden, Gillian, that witch, and the healer
5. Where did the first movie mostly take place? Hmmm....OH Tristram
6. What doesn’t Geglash like? Hmm... Would-be heroes? Posers?
7. True or False, Act 2 is Bigger than Act 3? True
8. True or False, There are two Prime evils in Act3? False, but who is that dark wanderer?
9. How many temples in Kurast are there? 6
10. What are the stages in act 4 that do not have a waypoint? Outer Steppes, Chaos Sanctuary, Plains of Despair
11. What is the name of the Monster who guards the Hellforge? Hephasto the Armorer
12. How many seals must be activated to release diablo? 5
Diablo II: LOD
1. What is the name of the unique monster that leads the Siege on Harrogath? Shenk
2. Name 5 unique items from Diablo that are now remade for LOD at the time of its release? I'm not even gonna try
3. Which unique items in LOD are based on chars from Diablo 1 at the time of its release? Griswold's Edge, Griswold's set (if sets are unique), Spire of Lazarus
4. Which chars could not summon freely moving minions of their own? Barb, Pal, Sorc
5. What are the new titles for finishing the different difficulties of the game in Diablo II: Lord of Destruction? Slayer, Champion, Patriarch/Matriarch
6. What are the new titles for finishing the different difficulties of the game in Diablo II: Lord of Destruction on hardcore? Whoa, didnt even know they were differnt haha
7. What skills can the barbarian hirelings use? Bash, Stun
8. True or False, Druids get a speed bonus while using a maul? True
9. How many tangent or offshoots stages are there in act 5? Lots.. im thinkin 7
10. True or False, Items that give bonuses to skills and skill levels will not add to Synergy bonuses True
11. Which colour item names represent which item quality? Gold-Unique, Blue-Magic, Green- Set item, Red- Broken item ; ), White-normal, Yellow-Rare, Uhh also orange means somthing... but i forgot haha
12. True or False, Assassins do not need to use keys to unlock things? True
This quiz was fun, thanks dude. I regret not playing Diablo 1 recently, and not playing Hellfire at all... Btw i took this quiz all at one time, if that means anything.
At what time shall Elfen Lied bestow upon us worthy ones thy answers to this superb quiz?
(p.s. how come no one is taking it?)
Seriously, there is like 600 views, but only like 6 people have taken it... wtf...