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    posted a message on Your Zombie Contingency Plan
    Quote from "Siaynoq" »
    I actually wouldn't try so much taking off a zombie's head with a machette. Remember that we just need to destroy enough of its brain. If it's a high quality machette (most run of the mill ones at the hardware store couldn't cut sliced ham and the metal is really cheap) then a really nice baseball bat swing to the forehead could get the brain pretty good. Or swinging straight down like you were chopping wood, that would definitely put that thing out of commission.

    That's true. I imagine just destroying the brain stem would do the job, which would take even less effort than cutting through skull.

    Quote from "Daemaro" »
    A chainsaw and gas would be pretty nice.

    The chainsaw would be SO awesome if I knew I was going to die anyways, or had no other options and no way out. Otherwise, no way. But damn, what a manly way to go.

    I would definitely be sticking with my 22 most of the time before I ever dared get close enough to beat a zombie down melee style. You could EASILY carry over a thousand rounds in a backpack, so ammo conservation wouldn't be a huge priority for me.
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    posted a message on Your Zombie Contingency Plan
    Bows are good. Silent, doesn't attract zombies. I wonder if you could easily extract an arrow from a human skull without breaking it...BRB.

    I believe the machete really is the ultimate anti-zombie melee weapon. Though admittedly, your average non-warrior would have to develop some serious grip strength before being able to slice through a neck. Necessity is the best trainer, I suppose.
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    posted a message on Happy Canada Day!
    Quote from "Kanastag" »
    What exactly is Canada Day all about? I saw it on my calendar and was all :D now i'm like :( cause idk what it is. Explain pl0x.

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=canada+day
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    posted a message on Your Zombie Contingency Plan
    Quote from "Siaynoq" »
    Yeah. It makes a good point at that part of the book too. For each war the military fights, they are basing it off of how they fought the last war. So by the time they actually learn how to effectively fight the zombies, it's about over anyway.

    The whole book said a lot politically and socially. North Korea's reaction was spot on. I did find Cuba's rise to wealth to be really interesting. Oh, look at me spoiling the book for potential readers...

    The idea of total war was great. That's the thing about the zombie scenario. This is an enemy that you absolutely must kill every last member of. War has never been about killing. It's about forcing your opponent to lose their will to fight. How do you defeat an army composed of hundreds of millions in which every member is entirely dedicated to killing you, 100% of the time? The only option is meticulous, organized killing.
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    posted a message on Your Zombie Contingency Plan
    Quote from name="Lt Venom" »
    Simple, fun way to get rid of head, punt it like a football (american). I wonder how far it would go.



    Yeah... I'm gonna wear tights. And then underwear outside the tights. Then a cape. You see where I'm going with this.

    The point of tight clothes is not having anything that a zombie could grab hold of.

    In World War Z (Max Brooks' other book), the military gets annihilated at Yonkers because they are slowed by extensive body armor and biological protection. There were other problems, but the infantry being outfitted wrong was the final, crippling error.
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    posted a message on Your Zombie Contingency Plan
    Quote from "Siaynoq" »
    keep an ice pick on your belt for close encounters. Quick jabs to the eyes and you'll more likely take out a chunk of the brain.

    I had not thought of ice picks....nice! One shot to the temple is all you'd need.

    @Umpa

    Your plan seems risky. I mean you're talking about stealing guns from a gun store...that won't go well. You would probably HAVE to kill the owner/s before they'd let you take their guns. I know you'd have to kill me if I owned the store.

    Also, people will be absolutely SWARMING the docks, because that's what everyone around you would be thinking. Personally, in your situation I'd probably head north and make camp in the Appalachians somewhere. Although I'd agree that finding an island would probably be a better long-term solution.
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    posted a message on Your Zombie Contingency Plan
    I recommend you folks read World War Z by Max Brooks. It's the same guy that did the Zombie Survival Guide.

    Basically, the Guide sets up the "rules" and World War Z details how the world reacted to a global outbreak. It's not nearly as campy as it sounds either. Well, the Guide is but World War Z is more serious.

    What is it about zombie scenarios that is so intriguing? The breakdown of society? Is it that we'll finally be able to shoot each other in the face and feel good about it? Yeah, I think that's on the money.


    @Lt Venom
    That's what I got my trusty crowbar for! I think the best melee weapon would be a machete though. Anything much bigger becomes tough to carry for a long time and hard to handle in closed-in areas. Plus, it has some utility. Oh, and unless you've been trained with a katana, don't bother. Those take skill to use, and remember you're not fighting humans. Zombies, like raptors, do not know fear. To make a kill with a katana, you'll either need to take off the head (hard) or slice through the skull (harder). Plus I doubt you'd find one good enough to not break quickly.
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    posted a message on Age of Empires
    In what year was the Battle of Hastings?

    1066!

    No LinkX. Not bad at all.

    I loved AoE 2. Pure macro, really. Couldn't handle the intensity of SC micro :\
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    posted a message on Your Zombie Contingency Plan
    Quote from "SilVerSurFnStud" »
    This was just awesome. I enjoyed reading this. Thank you.

    I will type mine up later this week

    Thanks for reading it:D. I was debating whether I should put up such a long post that most people will probably skim through. Anyways, glad you enjoyed it.

    Nice Lt Venom. I just recently got RE4, yes shame on me.

    Quote from Killer-Swift »

    I would like to know, though, how "smart" are these zombies. Like, would they be able to assume to check behind every single door they come across - will they be able to recognize what a door even is? Will they blatantly chase the people in a straight-forward fashion?

    Well, my idea was for everyone to make the rules to their own situation. For mine, I was picturing classic, Night of the Living Dead zombies. So say they're about as smart as cats. They can operate simple mechanisms such as doorknobs and toilet handles. I also assume they are good at finding humans, and have somewhat of a herd mentality.
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    posted a message on Your Zombie Contingency Plan
    Inspired by this Cracked article:
    http://www.cracked.com/blog/whats-your-zombie-contingency-plan-11-practical-strategies/

    Quote from "Article" »
    All the men (and most women) I know have one thing in common: They have a zombie contingency plan. If the zombies arise tomorrow, everybody has at least a hazy outline of what, exactly, they would do to survive the coming onslaught. It?s the single best part about the zombie mythos: planning your strategy.


    If that doesn't make for the best drinking talk there is, I don't know what does.
    If you're not interested in an in-depth analysis of what weapons I would bring, how I would travel, and the kind of people I would bring, you are not a man. But you can scroll all the way to the bottom to see my plan in a nutshell.


    Summary of my situation, Rules-
    I live in a very rural area of central Indiana. I'm assuming (for simplicity and fun) that I don't have to worry about my family. Say they made it to a National Guard base or something. Zombies are of the slow variety. To defeat a zombie, one must "remove the head or destroy the brain." I'm assuming that zombies are attracted to NOISE and IRONY. The outbreak is in its infancy, with many people skeptical and flat-out denying the legitimacy of reports. However, it does seem to be widespread. Cities will be overrun within a week or two.


    Outline of Plan-
    I would begin gathering supplies and the few friends I have not dumb enough to get themselves killed. Avoiding urban centers/highways/civilization like THE FUCKING PLAGUE, we would travel north, passing the snow line. Given some time, it wouldn't be that hard to find a small town or even an abandoned cabin that we could hold down.

    We would be opportunistic, taking supplies and potentially vehicles from any small towns we encountered.


    1. Weapons - These are the weapons I actually have around the house that I would bring.

    • .22 Pistol - This would be my zombie killer. Headshots are a necessity, thus anything larger than .22 is overkill. 10+1 Capacity. Ammo is very common. I could easily carry hundreds of rounds. The round will enter the skull and ricochet around inside, tumbling end over end while destroying large swaths of brain matter. This is IDEAL and EXTREMELY METAL.

    • .357 Magnum Revolver - There WILL be hostile people to deal with in the ensuing chaos, and the 357 is a renowned manstopper. Revolvers are very reliable, and much easier to maintain than autoloaders like the aforementioned 22.

    • 12 Gauge Shotgun - For hunting and general defense. Overrated as a zombie killer: Low capacity, bulky ammo, and slow to reload. If you rely on a shotgun, expect to be QUICKLY SURROUNDED and DEVOURED while you clumsily rifle through your bag for shells.*
    *If you are a protagonist from a first person shooter, ignore this statement.

    • Mosin-Nagant w/ Bayonet - A Russian bolt-action rifle with a 5 round non-removable magazine. Used by Vasily Zaytsev and The End. Because if videogames have taught us anything, it's that sniper rifles are AWESOME and APPROPRIATE IN ALL SITUATIONS. Mine has a 12'' folding bayonet that could fairly easy go through an eye into the brain, I assume.

    • Crowbar - Mine is a rather hefty 36 incher. Definitely a two-handed weapon, and I consider myself strong. Also good for breaking in windows, tearing apart decks for the wood, etc.

    2. Transportation-

    My Honda CRV (a small SUV) would serve as crew transport initially. A friend's truck could carry bikes and other supplies. We would use the bikes to check out small towns along the way, leaving the vehicles out of sight of the town. Ideally, we would get our hands on a couple large diesel pickup trucks with extended cabs and covered beds.

    Again, we would be avoiding any major roads. Interstates are deathtraps. Sticking to back roads is the only option.


    3. Team- I would try to keep these roles filled at all times.

    The Voice of Reason/Mediator - There has to be someone that can resolve fights and keep people focused. Can serve as leader.

    The Obligatory Hot Chick - Because nothing motivates you to survive better than a pretty face and the distant promise of sex. (See: Transformers)

    The Survivor - There has to be someone that knows how to start a fire, make a camp, and can teach others to do the same. Can serve as leader. Les Stroud of Survivorman fame would be ideal.

    The Badass - The shit WILL hit the fan eventually, and when it does you need a person that can, beyond all reason, pull a miraculous victory out of their ass. This is the Gordon Freeman, the Leon S. Kennedy, the little kid from Home Alone. Every team needs one.

    The Intellectual - There absolutely MUST be someone that simply knows a lot of stuff. Otherwise, a whole team could find themselves dead from drinking salt water or petting snakes.


    My Plan in a Nutshell
    1. Gather weapons, food, supplies, people.
    2. Move weapons, food, supplies, and people north.
    3. Establish base past the snow line where zombies, lacking metabolism, will freeze.
    4. Procreate with obligatory hot chick.
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    posted a message on good ps3, ps2 and psp games?
    I'm seconding skywalker on Ratchet & Clank games. They are seriously some of the funnest games I've ever played.
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    posted a message on Hi just registered..wanted to say hello
    Welcome.

    ...don't drink the water. They put something in it to make you forget...keep your head down, here comes a mod...
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    posted a message on Need a new computer
    Quote from "tkrow21" »
    While I don't support Macs myself, you're fucking ignorant.

    Not all computer users are gamers. Some of them appreciate the software and looks of a Mac, and, if they want to buy one, why not?

    Thank you for that. Yes, I paid more money for lower specs. No, I'm not a fanboy, in fact I'm pretty excited for Windows 7. I just appreciate the knowledge that any software I need will work intuitively and not look like a pile of shit (not that all Windows programs do, of course).
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    posted a message on Am I the only guy who is concerned about the inventory?
    Quote from "Finger_Bang" »

    and, this is why I didnt want WoW noobs... like Americans, everywhere a WoW noob goes, he needs to try and convince people that they are in a fight with him....

    also, whos up for some topic discussion? Or is this now a thread for angry trolls who lash at at the slightest hint of someone not approving of Blizzard?

    Wow. Good job shoehorning "like Amerians..." in there. Gotta make sure you keep every one of those pricks in their place, eh? Here's some advice. Lumping every member of a chosen demographic into the same cruddy image makes YOU a douchebag. The advice is don't be a douchebag. Douchebag.

    OnTopic: I liked the big icons, and the instant recognition coming with it that THIS was bigger than THIS. If they could get that in there, the current inventory would be perfect.
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    posted a message on Computers vs. Consoles
    Graphics have always had higher potential on PC. PC is the realm for FPS and RTS, no question.

    Consoles probably are better for your buck, though.

    Quote from "Lydeck" »
    I love PC gaming, but you never experience lag, computability problems, installation problems, VISTA problems (UAC, etc) with consoles. Everything is pretty damn smooth.

    I've had at least as many problems with Live as I've had with Steam, and my computer is a piece of shit with an average connection.
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