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without good there is no evil and with out evil there is no good so for one to exist so must the other without both there is no existance.......so in conclusion evil will return unless heaven kills itself to rid us all of evil....highly unlikely scenario....

it could still be worse

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level 1 for me... well i always wanted to know Socrates and Aristotle lol...

lucky you. so sweet it must be to have an untainted soul. i would not know for it has been ages since last i was innocent.

wishh granted but it ends up in your house
i wish for an untainted soul....

yeah one of the best.......i can't choose between him and Chris Vincent Metzen

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SO encryption have u checked with knaak to see if he knows anything about d3, and by the way, your a lucky bastard, bastard.

hey sorry it took me a while to reply but knaak has not answered yet sorry i'm guessing he's been writing a lot lately or something

One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly turned into a huge purple foot. The unexpected event of an oversized fattie upset Kebler, so he took a bunsen burner and began to smoke up the room with small irregular positioned walls. Bob found a wall with dentures that looked like huge wet prunes but were really piles of crap. He touched them and cut his fingernails on it but then he put his fingers up his cavaty, which lead to his neighbor getting it on video and selling it for $200,000,000,000. bob was so happy he went into his room and began to tape posters of Buffy the Vampire Slayer on his bed sheets so that he can do naughty things when he has private time to watch his mom having fallen angels tortured. The worst about life is that you never know when someone sees how much sex you're missing out on when your nemesis is getting hot anal sex from random hot sea turtle flippers. To compensate for the loss of his privates due to vegetable insertion, he taped loose flaps of skin to where his pubic hair was slowly being extended by mysterious dust bunnies from donnie darko, who, created the entire universe out of a deal with Tom Cruise and your mom to dominate Brad Pitt. My god he's so retarded, but at the time he got kicked in the scrotum, he was not hurt because he was premature, meaning he had absolutley no balls, because a seven winged tooth fairy, that had elephantitis, along with eating a yummy pizza full of acne that was about to suck on a giant platypus which had a pink tu-tu on his left nut.One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was
green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly turned into a huge purple foot. The unexpected event of an oversized fattie upset Kebler, so he took a bunsen burner and began to smoke up the room with small irregular positioned walls. Bob found a wall with dentures that looked like huge wet prunes but were really piles of crap. He touched them and cut his fingernails on it but then he put his fingers up his cavaty, which lead to his neighbor getting it on video and selling it for $200,000,000,000. bob was so happy he went into his room and began to tape posters of Buffy the Vampire Slayer on his bed sheets so that he can do naughty things when he has private time to watch his mom having fallen angels tortured. The worst about life is that you never know when someone sees how much sex you're missing out on when your nemesis is getting hot anal sex from random hot sea turtle flippers. To compensate for the loss of his privates due to vegetable insertion, he taped loose flaps of skin to where his pubic hair was slowly being extended by mysterious dust bunnies from donnie darko, who, created the entire universe out of a deal with Tom Cruise and your mom to dominate Brad Pitt. My god he's so retarded, but at the time he got kicked in the scrotum, he was not hurt because he was premature, meaning he had absolutley no balls, because a seven winged tooth fairy, that had elephantitis, along with eating a yummy pizza full of acne that was about to suck on a giant platypus which had a pink tu-tu on his left nut.vagina juice was slowly leaking out of his ass when suddenly, the ultra uber mage slowly licked the puddle of liquid which came from between the legs of a bare hooker that was a transvestite and couln't tell the difference between Baal and Diablo. The only way he could return to be homosexual, after dating Cruise, was to begin a quest for Homer, located at/in the Underworld.

The face of the person named king arthur was extremely higrotesque with nasty-ass appendages that were writhing around Baal's large demonic visage. Bob returned to vanquish banana boats that became his wife's ex-husband and overwieght bisexual moose lodge crafted by uneducated monkeys from the end of a big piece of poopie and it floated around like the top of a big ass mountain top filled with chocolate pudding and alot of gold. People thought that it was quite weird that koalas eat big green diamond studded angry guys with amazing cooking skills. A three-legged ogre named Bubba ate those three eyed panda men and then began to produce koalas that were deformed by their ugly heads and disgusting three toed ugly mothers. Around midnight, these koalas lit up some type of glowing white stick, made of lord Silver's unsmokable goo. Now he started to slowly think about his upcoming contest which is revolving about unshaved hair and ugly tentacles protruding from his creamy facial given by random males who talked about fleeing to an unknown paradise. By the time that stupid monkey realized what STD meant it was too late for him. He began to jump and jump because sipphilus made him very very sore and blinded him. then he suprisingly consumed three raw sores from his feet, Planters Warts, and regular small sized fungi that were nasty and smart through osmosis. then they decided to do something with a toothless goat by inserting something sharp into a hole which originated from a black hairy penis. the goat swallowed a huge amount of sour balls that were taken from a molded taco held by the sinister neighbor that tortured angels and surpressed innocent little hobbits with needles that immediatley circumsized small quantities of quantum goo from demonic teleportation casted by an evil McDonald's worker frying onions along with triple whoopers. Startled, Bob when he chopped his finger with a rusty dildo that ingested smelly jellyfish hands while unicycling. Six cyclops ate honey mixed with aspirin and coughsyrup to make them feel better, as their vaginas expanded to fit large pot lids from ancient atlanticans from the future. They are quite horny, since originally, they were meant to give facials for enternity on the account of Diablo's nasty eating habits. Back when Diablo was raping little cows that never mooed, he broke his mother's ribs because he implanted numerous fat jellyfish from Spongebob Squarepants to your´face thats loaded with ruptured sores and ugly pepperoni pizzas that want out badly. A hungry hobo saw a walking hot babe that resembled everything he saw on the playboy STD Edition mailed by bill clinton and sealed with wax from his rabbit-looking porn slave. After looking up her hairy nose to see huge, ugly dildo that could penetrate the smallest hole that has ever lasting bumps filled with black smelly pus pockets which spawned tiny little biologically enhanced steak cutlets. The steak tasted like left over bean bag squash from outer space, made by little blue pointy looking migets with green antennas from planet wunghankachuptia which is spelled in a gerbil factory outside of plant Gerbila near the middle of the cross of innerstellar quantum portals that lead to the parking lot of a grossly obese inhumane fatlord which is in the dungeon of unknown origin located nowhere which is not existing on its four-dimensional axis where gravity is constricted by the large amount of particle acceleration beams with antimatter manipulating photon physics in disposable nuclear socks worn by oddly bipolar midgets. The midgets did not believe that peanut butter could fit in such a small air tight wet sponge soaked in explosive Pepsi which came along with loose paper and notebooks.

you all are extremely fortunate i will be sentenced to eternal damnation on level 9 Cocytus, also known as The Betrayers' Circle, if you had read the books in that trilogy or at least read the Diablo 1 manual/book thing.........oh well it's no more or less than i deserve

lol hahaha i hate that thing damn rules....REBEL REBEL ANARCHY FOREVER!!!!! .........ummmmmm no one heard that right?!?!?!?!

i still like mine better cause its in a graveyard and has the greatest hero of them all besides Our Lord God Silver...The Grim Reaper himself....sorry about that i'm a goth/emo so that's what i do

ok will do thx alot lol

norton i think i usually dont check

ok thx alot now i gotta wash my computer's hard drive out to check for viruses and shit

i give a 9 cause it looks so emo....EMO FOREVER!!!!!!