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This law is telling you, that you do not have the freedom to feed someone who can't afford it themselves. You're telling me that's not ridiculous? Or impeding on your rights and freedoms? Or possibly even hindering you practicing your religion? Charity is a big part of Christianity.

So all those things are fine because it protects all the tourist based corporations working in the city so they can keep rolling in the cash? It seems pretty sick to me. A select few make tons of money which makes the Orlando economy a lot more stable, but people need to starve in the long run?

Let's just sweep up these homeless people and put them where people don't have to see them, it might make tourists feel a little guilty spending all that money on vacation. That's a horrible mindset, what's next just ship them off to "community centers" that way no one ever has to see them again? Give them a nice refreshing gas shower? Then they can be permanently homed in one of FEMA's plastic homes.




I for one want to be able to feed as many people as I want with my own money on public land. Ordinance or law or not, this is just stamping on our rights and it's happening more and more.

The law is telling you that you don't have the freedom to feed someone who can't afford it themselves because tht might hinder tourism which is what local businesses thrive on and what local families need to put food on the table. Those families are WORKING for that. Most of those homeless people are there because they deserve it. I'm not going to feed some lazy piece of shit, or some junky piece of shit, or some screw up piece of shit and make the place swarm with hobos for the sake of being a good Christian, Muslim, or whatever. If he's homeless because he is handicapped or for something justifiable, it's the government's job to house them.

You are also making it seem like all the businesses there are owned by evil men who turn into vampires at night and kill little children. There are small businesses, there are honest businesses, and even those huge ass companies got to be huge ass because someone worked his fucking ass off; you don't just find those around the curb and become the CEO because your nipples are pinker than everybody else's.

I am, in principal, against the sympathy shown to homeless people all around the world. A lot of them are junkies, a lot got there from gambling or some incredibly moronic thing they did along the way. Some don't feel like picking themselves up, dusting themselves off, and getting back into life. There are centers that offer such people jobs, if you don't know. Most just slack around, get drunk off their ass, and expect people to give them their hard earned money. Fuck that.

You're stamping on the cash that's being payed by the tourists to the deserving business owners. They have rights too, stop disregarding everything so you'd have the right tofeed some undeserving nobodies.

The Harpy

This is the 30+ woman who goes to the gym to get rid of that pesky adipose tissue. She comes sporting full make up, tight clothes, a G-string, and acts like she's above everyone else, while she's secretly wishing that that toned dude over there gives it to her on top of the kitchen sink. They throw the entire gym into turmoil for some reason. It's like, all the men there have never seen a girl, and suddenly, everyone is using the machines right next to, or adjacent to her. It's pathetic


The Psuedo-Arnolds

These are the annoying superficial morons who think their biceps will somehow get them through life. 95% of them have no basic education, and think amino acids make you lost weight and anabolic steroids are a MUST if you're not physically fit BEFORE you start hitting the gym. They'll tan as early as November, wax every weekend, and scream and make loud noises whilst picking up 2 kg dumbbells. What's worse is that they're like ants..they congregate around each other in a pathetic festival of testosterone and bromance. It's distracting, and it's annoying.


The Peasants

These are the extremely thin (even I look like Rikishi compared to them) morons who think more weight = faster muscle gain. They want that chizzled body, and they want it NOW.They put on ridiculous weights that not even people who have been hitting the gym for a year can pick up, do the move completely wrong, and end up hurting themselves in the process instead of benefiting from the exercise. This guy, weighing 54 kilos TOPS wanted to pull down 64 kilos on the back machine. He asked me if I could help him. I wanted to kill him.


The All-Knowing Veterans

These are the guys who want to butt in every chance they get. "You're doing this wrong" "add some weight" "decrease the weight". I don't know if they do this to feel superior or something, but if someone needed their help, they'd ask. There's a coach around for a reason. If the coach notices a person doing something wrong, he'll tell him, we don't need your endless wisdom and unbridled experience to help get us peons on the right track to Mr. Olympia.


The Nutritionists/Doctors/Experts

Did you just waste 4 years in med school? Did you just waste 4 years studying nutrition and dietetics? Did you just spend 4 years studying nursing? Did you just spend 4 years studying lab medicine? Boy, are you an idiot or what! These people tell you to forget everything you know, and listen to them. Screw everything, you need some creatine, some protein, some BCAAs (they don't even know what that stands for and what they do in your body), and some Arginine, or you're totally wasting your time trying to get some muscles on weightlifting and good eating alone. But dude, I heard, albeit in a clumsy ridiculous university that's number one in the entire fucking region, that creatine might cause some abdominal discomfort and even diarrhea, with some kidney damage in rare cases and promotes water retention. I also hear, albeit in an unknown institution teaching the dumb practice of medicine, that Arginine, promoting nitric oxide release, might give you headaches, make you crash at the end of the workout, and all those pesky things. What about all that? NO DUDE, FORGET THAT SHIT, YOU NEED ALL THOSE TO BE A BEAST. Fuck off.


The Salesmen

Hey there bro, what supplements are you taking? I'm taking protein shakes, but that's it. Really bro? How much are you getting it for? Umm, I don't know, it depends..usually around 70$. Woah bro, 70$? I can get you the best brand for 60$! Whenever you need anything, come to me, and I'll hook you up. But see, I don't want anyone to hook me up. I'm not trying to score some weed. I'd rather pay that extra 10$, knowing that the place I'm getting it from is renowned and trustworthy, and not some douche I just met at the gym trying to score some quick bucks from supposed idiots. What the fuck do these people think?


The Cyclops

These are the people who want to check out all the bodies around them to somehow make sure, in their own minds, that their own body is superior. If they sense that your body is somehow better, even if in one or two aspects, they'll hate you. They'll eyeball you till kingdom comes. There are more than a few of those in the gym I'm going to. I mean, I'm thin, I don't have the size, but no one in that gym has my definition. And that's normal, since I practically have no fat in my entire fucking body. Then they start looking, and I don't know if they want to fight me or if they want to hook up with me. Either way, it's extremely uncomfortable, especially since I'm not all that confrontational (surprising, right?).

The Narcissus

These douchebgs spend 90 minutes training, and 80 minutes staring at the mirror, as if their muscles are gonna grow in the span of the 2 minutes they just spent working a specific muscle. Stop look at the mirror. Do it in your bathroom dude. You even notice them looking at the mirror walking from machine to machine, flexing their muscles, as if they didn't JUST FUCKING SEE THEM 2 SECONDS AGO IN THAT OTHER FUCKING MIRROR. Oh my God, they piss me off so much, I just want to break all the mirrors, smack them, and tell them..no no..URGE them to give it a fucking rest.


The reasons listed above, amongst others, are why I stopped going to the gym a few months back. That coupled with the fact that I had a shitload of stuff to do. But mainly the ones I listed. When I can afford it, I'm gonna buy the machines I need and shove them in my room, or something.

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Higher post counts signify bigger testicles. Join dates signify bigger penises.

So, my junk is growing with every passing day?

The penis growth associated with post counts is inversely exponential. You start out with having your penis grow a lot, but once you reach 1000-2000 posts, the growth is barely noticeable anymore.

Higher post counts signify bigger testicles. Join dates signify bigger penises.

You're all forgetting to put me as your favorite poster. It's hurting my feelings.

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Just adding some thoughts of mine concerning Bin Laden's death.

Al Quaeda still has a chain of command, most likely the second-in-command (whose name escapes me right now) will take charge of the group, and with the Bin Laden's death, I expect a serious backlash from them on the world (most likely America again) in the near future.

War on Terrorism isn't over yet.

His name is al-Zawahiri.

And no, the war on terror will never be completely won. And I don't wish to understate the threat of terrorism, but just like the effort to fight it, so too does terrorism require a lot of money and energy and manpower. It has setbacks just like governments do. And terrorists constantly have to operate in secret where governments can openly fight them.

I'm not sure what my point is really. I'm just trying to say that yes we should still take terrorism seriously, but it doesn't have to affect our daily lives. Terrorists are far from being all powerful and they have to work hard every day too to keep terror going at least as much as governments have to work hard to fight them.

I can make cyclonite in my kitchen. I can make an array of deadly explosives with Google and a kiddy chemistry set. A large scale attack takes a lot of planning, but a small one that would STILL cause a lot of unease and terror and still kill dozens of people requires very little hassle.

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Man am i sick with justifying a crime with "war on terror". But isnt that terrorism what the Us government is doing .... who the hell do they think they are , GOD ? , to go in a country that isnt theirs and wage war and kill thousands of innocent ppl and solving nothing.

When the two planes were flown into the twin towers, that can be taken as an act of war. Innocent people were killed. Innocent people were killed in the plane crash in Pennsylvania. Does that give us the right to go into other countries and get those responsible? IMO, yes.

That is more terror to me than what you people believe osama did, i mean how is it possible that both buildings collapsed in free fall speed , and then what about the building 7 that didnt even get hit and STILL fell in free fall speed.

So you think that attacks that are unexpected, the planes in the buildings, isn't more terrifying that knowing that troops are coming in to kill people? Osama sat back in hiding like a coward and when all was said and done took responsibility for it all. Our government announced what they were going to do. And didn't hide. The other building? What are you talking about?

Interesting how some ppl think the economic crisis is only in europe, USA is indebt to its throat , dont analize the crisis looking only at your person, family or state in wich you live ... look at the whole country its not that good looking.

The economic "crisis" is a global thing. Each economy effects the others.

The first point you made is very, very flawed. The government of the country did not commit an act of war, a sentient organization within that country did. If a group of stupid Americans were to plan an attack on Russia, the US government would not condone the action, and would rush to mend relations with Russia, and I sincerely doubt Russia would wage war on America. The right thing to do is to make sure the government of the country seeks and works to bring down those terrorists. In no way is it a free pass for the victim country to go into that country, completely fucking ruin it, looking for a bunch of guys who wronged them, all the while pillaging the place and causing the death of thousands of innocent people. The real disaster is what's happening in Iraq, but this isn't the topic of discussion here.

The theory I proposed IS the most credible..Every single person in Lebanon shares the sentiment. I'm surprised the other Arab countries are so fucking dumb and oblivious.

Please try not obliterate this thread with Anti-America hate without proper elaboration and explanation that remains respectful all throughout.

Usually I wouldn't care, but the number of active topics on this forum can be counted on one hand. Treat them like diamonds. :|

Lol@Cracked banning me because I said exactly what I said in this topic. What the fuck? I guess I should only post "hurray for his death!" on every friggin' forum. :|

I'm an Arab, if I do that, they'll eventually grow sentient.

Are you asking me to webcam with you, or something?

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that is true, i mean thousand pounder - gluttony, a gold level could be easy for greed, im sure leoric could be related to one easy, and maybe even the seige beast. Maybe it isnt azmodans forms himself, but him recruiting demons to represent the sins.

So, I remember this forum having one of these a while back, but, sadly, it's dead. So here I am to beat the holy hell out of that dead horse.

Anywho, how this works, is you post 3 words. Only 3 words per post. You post once more, after somebody else has posted. No offensive words, please.

For example...

Correct Usage
Terrance: There was a
Phillip: big bad wolf
Terrance: who mutilated pigs
Scott: and ate them.

Terrance, Phillip, and Scott have all behaved correctly, and deserve cookies. This is how to correctly play this game.


Incorrect Usage
Terrance: There was a
Scott: big bad wolf
Phillip: Scott, you're a dick, and I totally hate you.
Phillip: Get fucked by a bear.

In this instance, Phillip starts a dispute with Scott, accusing him of being a dick. This is wrong, don't flame the people above you. He also posted twice in a row, which would allow him to steer the story where he wanted it to go, not where everyone made it go through their 3 words.

Terrance: There was a
Phillip: big bad wolf
Scott: Joe liked cows
Terrance: No, he didn't, Joe doesn't exist, you're a dick.

In this instance, Terrance and Phillip are trying to make a story about the big bad wolf, and Scott, being the dick that he is, posted random shit. You must try to advance the story being created in any way you see fit, other than posting nonsensical crap. Terrance also is at fault, since he was distracted by Scott, and insulted him.


ANYWHO!!!
Basically, post 3 words at a time, don't double post, don't post random crap, and don't flame.

Commence...


Story Archive

There was a a large slimey three legged snake about to bite a piece of tree bark that was larger than it's head and then a large woman wearing only a blue bandana. The snake looked up her skirt only to find that she had no way to insert a dick into her special sweet little snatch. Confused by the hermaphrodite, the snake was at an edge looking over a field that was penis filled and he jumped into the throbbing large dick head horde engulfed immediately. All the dicks marched along with Mickey Mouse and ran away from all the balls in his sister's house.

But, then bouncing in excitement the balls suddenly started to transform into huge vaginas. Which the dicks ran from, since huge streams of snotty looking goo which was called cum, splattered over the excited hermaphrodite. And then she turned to see her mother lezzing her fathers stumpy peg leg, which was up her ear, and speaking to the immensely balls that were as big as her tits. It was as if her mother had Elephantiasis, it was a real tough time to live in da hood. Because of all the angry pilots that looked like twelve angry pirates with big mustaches but no eyes and no mouths because they were dropped when they swam around inthe gross moldy river of Ankh.

The pirates emerged from the underwater cavern ready to spread the word of the allmighty metal-hand in the sky. - Archived up to page 9

*grumble* *grumble* Oh ya?! You can't get those 3 votes! Ya...That'll teach ya! (Go umpa, man you showed that guy. He won't mess with you now will he!?...Will he? He might! Run away!)

Without all your hair you look like my cousin, but he blew his head off with a shotgun, so obviously before that incident.

My head just exploded from all that awesome...

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