I was farting one day when all the sudden thasador changed, he turned into a crazed elf which was constipated in his ass. He also had a thousand fleas up his rodimus. One day when thasador could not hold his boobs up, he stayed with diablo and held his package for FREE! Diablo then smiled at his big log after a strenuous day. Thasador then looked at his sharp blade and stuck diablo in-side his pocket. "wtf diablo you are gay!" said the fleas. baal appeared laughing at the fleas that bit him in his engorged ball sac. then mijnwraak sucked it really hard. Thasador's sword fell apart in retarded zubins big pussy. Thasador got out his other sword, inserted it in Chaosdragon's ass. Baal picked up Zubin and left him lieing in the sun under the blue umbrella. Belial then gave him the sword after sniffing and drinking some shizzz. But where monkeys make love to is where humans watch monkeys screw each other. After hours of satisfying love making, the monkeys turn on Chaos and started to strangle him. However, Zubin and Chaos pwned the raging monkeys. "Now you know not to mess with people who represent SICK." The monkeys now got a piece of cheddar and stuck it in a sword hilt, which had just appeared in a cool looking black and yellow monkey's ass. After they raped it, they pissed on Carloseus's eyeball and Chaos laughed until Silver gave him gold medals and then killed Zubin. But however Zubin revived as an undead dumbass, killing thousands of jews. One day Thasador's wife was helping Thasador learn how to kill jews, when King Monkey dropped his Wii Controller, and someone humped it. Which created angry mobs that pwned everything in the Sanctuary. Later, Carlos abused Winston in every impossible way. Winston survived, barely, but was covered in strange, gooey, green, sperm. It started attacking Carloseus, Elfen, Thasador, and then said, "Why dont attack silver?" So he stabbed Silver and then Silver retaliated and farted, but he had no idea that the beans he ate were sperm filled, and then bad things began to happen. First, metorites killed Winston, then goats appeared! They started welcoming Zubin back to diablo3.com when he came back from egypt being the ALMIGHTY! Almighty loser! Everyone then crowned him making it very difficult to die. He then took his favourite toy and smashed it into small pieces using a golden ticket of Wonka's. This made him smarter or not an idiot, but he and Jeru went flying to battlefields in the back of your mothers farm house on DRIFTER'S purple scooter.Then REQUIEM shared her very large strawberry dessert and vine red licorice with her friends and internet strangers. Suddenly someone jumped out of the abyssal nose and grabbed a bunch of puppies. Then Zubin on turntable, scratched a big fart ass stinky? Then a walrus named Abnihabnirkaligaahidfaartohukevich The great stinky lord of Stinkertown, USA was fastening a melon to his penis bone. Thinking he could maximise the length of his tiny wang, he set up a commitment later that night where he would bone equinox in her ass. After that comes LAGGGG! Stonebreaker stood up on Jeru's shoulders and yelled "GOLDEN WATERFALL!!!!!!" Murderface then killed a fat penguin who turned his guts in satisfaction. Then afterward, he became in Demon drag queen with ferocious snapping dragons red tail. Then Jeru and Stonebreaker went into a bar and saw Zubin mixing his famous song named "Big Bad Swamp Frog," and his mind was had suddenly a breakdown and then he realised his fart(LOL). Deadly fart THEN EVERYONE in tavern threw up in air until everyone lands on go.Then they all went for ice cream with raspberry and cream cheese toppings. Then Requiem, holding large,fat,juicy, sweet oranges, came to the tavern and asked for a bottle of ketchup. Everyone then thanked Zubin and DRIFTER for their performance in (a) farting contest that they have invented during a Melon eating contest. Eventually they got married and had 6000 children demons after Jeru5 screwed DRIFTER'S head like a cork screw. Zubin and Requiem fucked each other while Hillary Clinton was crying about her penis.
Story begins in this cursed realm where black knights are all white on the inside but black on the outside. One by Metallica sucks. Chaosdragon94 sucks too. He sucks so much cock that Metallica sucks worse. Then Sofa banishes Thasador to the Tavern of Jay. Thasador, annoyed by fbim4 since his arrival to Diablo3.com, shot Requiem dead.
and in diablo 3, i want to go back and visit the d1 cathedral again. u kno, go through the entire labrynth. maybe blizz can add that as a little secret, like the ubers. that would kick ass.
In d3, they should keep a balance between the d2 adventure feeling and the d1 gothic and queit feeling.
here are some things that blizz should do to make d3 better. for one thing, they need better music than diablo 2 because the diablo 2 music wasnt scary at all. second, more blood and those shadow guys from diablo 1. three, more cathedrals and holy places because diablo 2 lacked that greatly.
For d3, the main thing i want is for them to have small ppl throughout acts by wps where u can go to heal/buy pots/scrolls and and a person where u can go to and repair ur shit
Story begins in this cursed realm where black knights are all white on the inside but black on the outside. One by Metallica sucks. Chaosdragon94 sucks too. He sucks so much cock that Metallica sucks worse. Then Sofa banishes Thasador to the Tavern of Jay. Thasador, annoyed by fbim4 since his
Story begins in this cursed realm where black knights are all white on the inside but black on the outside. One by Metallica sucks. Chaosdragon94 sucks too.
I wouldn't whine about it thats for sure, it is just a game, learn to deal with it, make a new account and start over, it's not like it was someone you actually knew or was even in real life..... get over it.
and games are meant to be fun. listen i had this happen to me by random ppl wen i was starting out and i dealt with it but its different wen a friend does it to u who u knew for a very long time.
This thread is very sad, not in the sense that some guy on the internet stole his enigma, but it's sad that you can actually care that much about 1 item in a computer game online to announce to the world that your lack of judgement on someone you had never met in your life before made you lose something imaginary. I mean cmon' man up and play the damn game.
well theres also the part where you can stop being an ass. how would u like it if something like this happened to u?
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wow.... too bad there is nothing you can do to that idiot.. i hate it when shit like that happens
sorry for your loss
im actually working on screwing that guy over. i set up a new acc and made a kick ass char and im gonna locate him through friends. then ill become his friend ill ask him to let me borrow the enigma and some shit.
so far, im at the part where my friends located him
All of you would actually be surprised at how many Diablo 2 addicts didn't even play Diablo 1. Of course I'm assuming every1 here has played it. But who actually beat it??????????
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here are some things that blizz should do to make d3 better. for one thing, they need better music than diablo 2 because the diablo 2 music wasnt scary at all. second, more blood and those shadow guys from diablo 1. three, more cathedrals and holy places because diablo 2 lacked that greatly.
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i think they should increase it to 10 because 8 seems a little too little
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and thats exactly my point!
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and games are meant to be fun. listen i had this happen to me by random ppl wen i was starting out and i dealt with it but its different wen a friend does it to u who u knew for a very long time.
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well theres also the part where you can stop being an ass. how would u like it if something like this happened to u?
bitch
im actually working on screwing that guy over. i set up a new acc and made a kick ass char and im gonna locate him through friends. then ill become his friend ill ask him to let me borrow the enigma and some shit.
so far, im at the part where my friends located him
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