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    posted a message on Finding out possible ways the Cow Level could be related to the actual D2 storyline.
    I don't think there is need for a cow queen. I think that the cows don't need mates to reproduce they just come from the ground or something. And if they do need mates i hope we don't see any kinky hell bovine sex in the next diablo game
    Posted in: Lore & Storyline
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    posted a message on Warcraft Movie
    Peter Jackson is already working on Halo which is coming out late 2007 or early 2008 so i doubt he would be able to get around to a diablo movie for a while
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    posted a message on Diablo: The history.
    Quote from ThatDude »
    Well suprizingly, its all in the manual for the games, and you can get the diablo books also, which arnt related to the main story, but take place in the diablo world, trust me its fun reading, in one of the books you have a drink at Atmas and you travel to Lut Gohlein. Read these books (first one is my favorite)
    Diablo:Legacy of Blood
    Diablo: Moon of the Spider
    Diablo: The Kingdom of Shadow
    theres another one, but its by a different author

    Yes but Diablo: Legacy of Blood by Richard A. Krakk
    Diablo: The Black Road by Mel Obsen
    Diablo: The Kingdom of Shadow by Richard A. Krakk
    Are all part of the same series. The Moon of the Spider is part of a different series not that it makes a difference considering that none of them relate to eachother. I havn't got around to Moon of The Spider yet though so i'll have to check that out.
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    posted a message on jokes (if you have any funny ones, POST HERE)
    Dead PussyAn old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.

    The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.

    what men would do if they had a vagina for a day10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

    9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

    8. See if they could finally do the splits.

    7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

    6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

    5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

    4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

    3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

    2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

    1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
    what women would do if they had a penis for a day10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

    9. Get a blow job.

    8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

    7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

    6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

    5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

    4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

    3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

    2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

    1. Repeat number 9......
    Posted in: General Discussion (non-Diablo)
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    posted a message on Who is really behind all the evil?
    That's true. But maybe Tyrael was Belial or Azmodan in disguise and they managed to fool the prime evils and the hero. That would be a twist.
    Posted in: Lore & Storyline
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    posted a message on Warcraft Movie
    Yes, yes they do. Maybe they could all have a joint effort and make something half decent. Or they could make the movie all CGI like Final Fantasy Advent Children which turned out really well
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    posted a message on Finding out possible ways the Cow Level could be related to the actual D2 storyline.
    I'd have to say one day diablo was celebrating Uwe Boll's birthday when suddenly he had a great idea. Why not turn Uwe into a cow so that he could not make any more movies. But the plan backfired and Uwe did not even need a mate to reproduce and created a bunch of miny Uwe Boll hell cow children. Now he could spread his reach farther on his way to get rights to movies and ruin more hopes and dreams of gamers. Thus, Uwe became the cow king and it seems only right that he would be found in such a twisted world as diablo.
    Posted in: Lore & Storyline
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    posted a message on Who is really behind all the evil?
    But the fight might happen. My friend sent a letter to him that said that if he won the boxing match, Uwe Boll would have to give up directing. But, sadly we later found out you had to be 140-190 pounds to be eligible for the boxing. But enough on Uwe lets get back to Diablo...I say it's Tyrael because he just seems like he's leading you on throughout the game.
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    posted a message on Who is really behind all the evil?
    Well yes there is that alternative but there is also an alternative. There is a petition being signed to stop Uwe Boll from ever getting rights to a movie again. Or you can pretend to be a movie critic e-mail him and see if your the best one and he's gonna pick out 5 people to box in vancouver if anyones interested.
    Posted in: Lore & Storyline
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    posted a message on Settled...?
    Diablo should not be changed. They may be trying to bring the WOW fan base into the diablo games but i think that it will ruin diablo if they made it into an MMORG. Plus i like my diablo free:)
    Posted in: News & Announcements
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    posted a message on Warcraft Movie
    Just don't let Uwe Boll touch it or Warcraft will be ruined in many people's eyes.
    Posted in: Warcraft & WoW
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    posted a message on Who is really behind all the evil?
    Damn. Too bad Uwe Boll is not a prime evil because i truly believe that he could pull off being the Lord of Terror for inspiring fear in our hearts every time we here he'll direct a video game movie and he's the Lord of Destruction because he destroys every video game movie he's ever produced and directed.
    Posted in: Lore & Storyline
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    posted a message on put fanart and pics in here
    Here's one i just found
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    posted a message on Would you like Diablo 3 to be in 3D like the recent Warcraft games?
    I'd have to say it should stay with the diablo 2 way. Well actually it doesn't matter as long as ( like the previous posters said) it doesn't become a mmorpg because i like my diablo free once i buy it.
    Posted in: General Discussion (non-Diablo)
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