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Guys, Guys!

I've returned after long break
Need free items, please?

You give? Give!? Thanks!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-JFPePh6yM

Enjoy.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight

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I have way less than 99 problems. But the bitches are definitely at least one of them.

Quote from GrifterEC

Do you have any advice on my squat? ive been stuck at 455 for like a week and its bullshit

I squatted 455 back when I was 12........ months old. Try doing more bicep curls and flexing your abs between sets. Bite your bottom lip while doing it so everyone knows your the hottest shit out. Then ask the questionably younger aged female wearing too much make-up to spot you. Naturally, hit on her somewhat - because despite being 14, you'd tap that jello ass anyway. Despite being her first, you'd fail to impress. Now, bend down 2 inches, no further! Then go shoot some roids with the wrong needle - leave that bloody syringe in the toilet and return to the casual lounge area of the gym. Chat up some more bitches and drink that hard earned protein shake. Make sure to shake that shit for like 30 minutes.
Most importantly. If someone asks you for advice, tell them you eat 6000 calories a day.


Posting this was like shitting in my own mouth. This thread is a circus.

Quote from VegasRage

That post is going to consume the entire page at some point.

Would you say you have a....... fear that it is going to consume the page at some point?

Nah. It will end great. An inquisitive mind which sees deeper meanings has more to gain from the psychedelic experience than someone just looking to get tooooooootallllllllly wassssssted maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. Psychedelic experience can offer you a greater look into your own person than most people can or will achieve without in their lifetime.
I like to think that the original purpose of many drugs is to enhance human creativity or accelerate personal growth. Sparingly! Magic mushrooms only grow at one time per year. Its almost as if nature moderates if for you.
However as humans, we suck balls. So instead of using the drugs which can help you, in the right settings and environment, we inject addictive heroine, smoke addictive nicotine, poison our bodies with ethanol, take stimulants and just dance in clubs surrounded by morons.
Hell, you can take your party drugs and dance all night long... I'll just be over there, on shrooms, climbing that tree and staring at the stars lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAVp_pGjNy8&


Enjoy

I read this thread as "If you could be with an animal.... What would you get with?"

Quote from Trombone

I'm already fucking an animal!

Thats just disgusting


And. I would be a sheep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAv_XEi7EXA
This guy made me laugh today. 1 random clip from a whole hour+ routine.

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And did you know you're the only one who registered a wiki account before me?

I remember teleporting around the acts and taking screen-shots of random trees and vegetation in Sanctuary - uploading those. :o. What a great contribution I made!

I see the wiki now... Its looking like a masterpiece of information. Much better than the other two main competitions.
Except when I search for Diablo wiki in google I get the Diablo WikiA and the Diablowiki.net sites before this one. Stupid search engines.
Diablowikia is blasphemy... It has adverts for D2legit on the homepage! Openly promoting the use of botting, duping and item selling.

I told my girlfriend I'd marry her on the 22nd...so one way or another my world will come to an end.

Maybe it was just my young mind filling in the blanks, but the Diablo 2 plot seemed much more rich and complete. Honestly, it may just be all the poor voice acting and the script in Diablo 3. The bosses talk, and their lines lend no credence to their supposedly formidable presence or increase my dread of the inevitable encounter. It also doesn't help that Blizzard interjected terrible puns, references to pop culture, or just plain terrible jokes at any chance they could. Diablo 2 seems to at least respect the canon of the tale while in Diablo 3 Blizzard spares no opportunity to break the fourth wall, and I always imagine Peter Griffin wrote the story.

So guys, I got this hot Latin poolboy that keeps fucking my wife while I'm at work. What should I do?

He's good at cleaning the pool, works relatively cheap, but he just WON'T stop fucking my wife!

My custom gaming rig is actually fuckable.

Now that you've discovered the meaning of life. Go down on that pussy for me bro! Shout out, Noomba's in the house bitch! and just start eating that shit out.

Since you reviewed my profile a few minutes ago, I think I'll weigh in on this. I mainly post off topic, because I think casual conversation with people who share my interests (like gaming) is good fun. I mostly just post on topic when I have something unique to add, that hasn't already been said, because some conversations tend to get a bit repetitive. Most of the things I have been voted up on in the past are contributions to magic find, or PvP versus PvM priority in game, or whether RMAH will be a viable way to make money. Things along those lines. Not off topic contributions or idle chit chat.

The notion that someone would vote someone up based on gender is pretty funny actually. As far as I know, there is no way to see who voted you up, so its not like anyone thinks they are winning points with you when they do it.

In my experience on this site, whoever contributes the best ideas or concepts to the conversation, in a constructive way, tends to get voted up. Sometimes that has been me, and sometimes not. When I look over a conversation and see someone else is providing more depth, or better articulated concepts than me, they will get voted up more than me, regardless of gender.

Lighten up.

Not my chart or text. Repost from another forum.


"The Chart:

Ages 15 to 19: The chart starts at age 15. Here women are at an access level of 8, which means they can pretty much do whatever they want whenever they want. By the time she’s 19 and has a fake ID, she soars up to a 10 which means the world is her oyster. Your average man in this same category is lucky if he gets a blowjob from the ugly chick in 2nd period, and feels truly fortunate if he can keep a steady girlfriend and get laid on a semi regular basis.

Ages 20 to 25: Women are at their peak during most of this time, and even though their access starts to decline, it declines only because they themselves are being more selective while staging for marriage. Men during this time are steadily learning how to deal with women and are increasing their earning potential, so things are getting slowly better. Still, they haven’t reached the level of access that their female counterparts have enjoyed since age 15.

Age 26 to 28: This is the start of the marriage zone. Women’s clocks are ticking, and men have finally turned a job into a career. Though women’s access is still at a very high 8, she notices the men around her have more choices. They’ve reached an access level of 7 and are steadily rising. Though she gets roughly the same amount of attention from men that she used to, she notices the men are far less likely to catch oneitis in her presence. Men are getting smarter and they have more options because of their increased access. She has to get him to commit as soon as possible before he realizes just how numerous his options really are.

Age 29 to 30: This is a superb time for men to be alive. The tables have now turned. She’s finally learned that while finding dick takes very little effort, finding *committed* dick isn’t as easy as she was told it would be. Even though she screwed up in the marriage zone and wasn’t able to secure a partner, she’s going to stay on the prowl and be “in it to win it”.

Age 31 and up: As her sexual and marriage market value slowly decreases, so does her access to committed dick. Meanwhile, the men who were smart enough to avoid her in the marriage zone have a long and happy life ahead of them. Even at age 40 – if they are successful and have stayed in shape – these men can find a 28 year old woman to bear their children if they want. The men have nothing to lose. The women continue to slowly decline until they settle for a beta or convince themselves that being a career woman in Cougarville was really what they wanted all along.

After men avoid the marriage zone, their access soars. They can enjoy a series of fulfilling monogamous relationships with women who are on their best behavior since they’re desperately trying to get married, and fill in the time in between these relationships by banging easy targets such as single mothers, divorcees, and rabid feminists who are second-guessing their decisions.

So gentlemen, stay in shape. Focus on your career, build a stable financial portfolio, and keep your access soaring. If you absolutely must have a child, do it in your late 30’s or early 40’s with a hot little number in her 20’s. It can happen. If you’re like me and children aren’t in your future, the possibilities are endless.

Avoid the marriage zone!"

TL;DR It's good to be a man

Women do that kind of thing to manipulate and control men.

I had a few issues with a past relationship when it came to gaming and I eventually had to just tell her she was a fucking moron and kick her out of the house, lol.

Till it's fuckin' gyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnneeee!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i28UEoLXVFQ&ob=av2e

Quote from Tralari

No way! I love guys that take care of themselves. Body hair is gross.

God, tell me about it! I find any woman who doesn't wax her muff to be totally disgusting.