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    posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
    The baby quest-game system kills player freedom to move randomly.
    And... I, like everyone else probably, thought the Action House was an amazing idea. How wrong.... I liked the barter... The upper hand, lower hand stuff. Seeking out trades was the #1 way I made new online friends... My friends list was basically just guys I had made good trades with.

    Your right Siay, its missing that element of player-player interaction that D2 had. Thats why layely I've only been attracted to games with that element of less/unrestricted player-player interaction. Kind of why I love Day Z so much. No system tells me that I have to move in one direction only, with people of roughly the same level, trading with other people like theyre NPC's... having to be friendly to strangers.

    I didn't even realize I liked these parts of the game so much until they were gone. Thank you Diablo 3 for making me realize. Goddamn, even the unreleased Arena system doesn't sound appealing to me anymore.

    And the stat system. I actually started to think Blizzard had a point with everyone just doing 'enough str, rest vit' builds. And that its just an illusion of customizability. Then I realized I like that fucking illusion. Video games are just illusions to begin with anyway goddamnit.


    Does anyone have any recommendations for games with unrestrictive gameplay? I've been looking at Path of Exile after seeing that amazing looking passive skill tree.
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    posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
    Quote from Siaynoq

    So guys, I got this hot Latin poolboy that keeps fucking my wife while I'm at work. What should I do?

    He's good at cleaning the pool, works relatively cheap, but he just WON'T stop fucking my wife!

    So whats stopping you from fucking the poolboy too?
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    posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
    Ooooh baby babeh. Oh Baby babeh. Ooooh.
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    posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
    Quote from Tralari

    I've been mostly playing TERA and some Minecraft again lately.

    I played some Minecraft but without friends to mine and craft with, the single player or YogBox/modded experience only lasts so long. Like Day Z (but in a different way) open ended games rely more on player player interactions.

    Theres noone holding your hand or babying you through these games though. I'm sick of being babied through games. Like Diablo 3's quest/game join system. Or their use of quest markers on the minimap. WHY YOU TREAT ME LIKE BABY GIRL!?!?


    Quote from Tralari

    Minecraft is so fun and relaxing. It's a shame I don't know too many people who play it consistently.
    It would be cool if there was a Diablofans server... where we just re-create sanctuary.
    Imagine how much cobblestone you'd need to cook to build a Travincal



    P.S - Just tried to login to D3 and got stuck in an infinte "Your game is up to date" --> "You need to update your client, lets fucking restart" loop. I despise infinite loops.
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    posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
    I wish I liked Diablo 3 more than I do... especially because I brought 3 copies (2 for friends). Who also don't play.
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    posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
    People used to help eachother?

    Everyone I've ever came across has tried to kill me. Except for one guy who saw I had no weapon and a broken leg and left me for dead.
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    posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
    DAY Z!?!

    Is anyone playing this mod/game?


    I scavenged for ages, found an axe, broke my leg, found a rifle, crawled up a mountain, killed several military zombies, now I'm stuck in a giant tower after crawling up stairs and ladders with a broken leg. Perched on a ledge hoping someone will come by - so I can take a shot at them.

    The previous life I had, I found an axe and got pinned down by another player (sniper) in a city - managed to find out where he was firing. Distracted him by throwing flares and crawled my way across town. He killed me eventually though because ... I only had a fucking axe.
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    posted a message on Stop being a gamer, be a GOOD LOOKING one ;)
    Quote from GrifterEC

    Do you have any advice on my squat? ive been stuck at 455 for like a week and its bullshit

    I squatted 455 back when I was 12........ months old. Try doing more bicep curls and flexing your abs between sets. Bite your bottom lip while doing it so everyone knows your the hottest shit out. Then ask the questionably younger aged female wearing too much make-up to spot you. Naturally, hit on her somewhat - because despite being 14, you'd tap that jello ass anyway. Despite being her first, you'd fail to impress. Now, bend down 2 inches, no further! Then go shoot some roids with the wrong needle - leave that bloody syringe in the toilet and return to the casual lounge area of the gym. Chat up some more bitches and drink that hard earned protein shake. Make sure to shake that shit for like 30 minutes.
    Most importantly. If someone asks you for advice, tell them you eat 6000 calories a day.


    Posting this was like shitting in my own mouth. This thread is a circus.
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    posted a message on D1/D2 References
    Quote from Siaynoq

    Main story aside....
    Har-har

    The way in which they brought back the butcher was cheese laden. BEHOLD!
    However, the way in which they brought back Izual was almost as cheese. Its too much *shoulder-nudge* *eye-wink* bull.
    Remember that guy, guys? Remember? The old lieutenant?!... Look! Its him!

    References need to be way way subtle. And not too many - because its like new Blizzard admitting that it has nothing (creativity) on the D2 team.

    Oh, there also the Shrine of Rakinishu and the blade of Rakinishu.

    I was half expecting to see some dead bloated cows in Act1, that exploded when you clicked on them.
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    posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
    Quote from VegasRage

    That post is going to consume the entire page at some point.

    Would you say you have a....... fear that it is going to consume the page at some point?
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    posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
    Accidental forum game continues...

    Quote from VegasRage

    Quote from Lt. Venom

    Quote from Genesis

    Quote from VegasRage

    Quote from Genesis

    Quote from Nacho_ijp

    Quote from FredrikHimself

    Quote from Genesis

    Quote from VegasRage

    I just have a fear of deceleration trauma :lol:
    I have a fear of living to death.
    I have a fear of dying to death. O.o
    I have a fear of dying to life :kirby:
    I have a fear of living forever.
    I have a fear of dying forever.
    I have a fear of becoming the living dead.
    I have a fear of dead life.
    I have a fear of living death ( :Thumbs Up: boo-yah Harry Potter potion reference)
    I have a fear of being born dead
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    posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
    Quote from VegasRage

    Quote from Genesis

    Quote from Nacho_ijp

    Quote from FredrikHimself

    Quote from Genesis

    Quote from VegasRage

    I just have a fear of deceleration trauma :lol:
    I have a fear of living to death.
    I have a fear of dying to death. O.o
    I have a fear of dying to life :kirby:
    I have a fear of living forever.
    I have a fear of dying forever.
    I have a fear of becoming the living dead.
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    posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
    Quote from Nacho_ijp

    Quote from FredrikHimself

    Quote from Genesis

    Quote from VegasRage

    I just have a fear of deceleration trauma :lol:

    I have a fear of living to death.

    I have a fear of dying to death. O.o

    I have a fear of dying to life :kirby:

    I have a fear of living forever.
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    posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
    Quote from VegasRage

    I just have a fear of deceleration trauma :lol:

    I have a fear of living to death.
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    posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
    Quote from Daemaro

    No. I hate heights.

    Most people say they have a fear of heights.
    But what they actually have is a fear of depths.


    Most of the music I listen to is from 70-90's.
    I think they had better drugs then.
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