Hi everybody. My name is Binkles the Frog and I'm an alcoholic. I've been sober for 4 months now. (Applause) Thank you thank you. It All started in a swamp and my buddies and I saw a building with a few lights on it..... Right as I tried to read them I BUD-WIES-ER!
It was with the creation of Sanctuary itself that Binkles The Frog came to be. During the events leading up to the world's creation, many of the renegade angels and demons had found themselves creating such beings as seen upon the current lands, even if their existence had not been intended. Binkles was one of these creations. In the frenzy of fabrication, the joint couples of angels and demons had experimented to great extents in order to test their limits. While most of these creations were a success due to the mere presence of Inarius and his otherworldly powers, some had tested these confines in his absence, resulting is untold creations.
Binkles was the first among them, and has resided in Sanctuary since his own birth. While his impotent form is of no threat to the proper beings of Sanctuary, he is no less a creation of both angels and demons than the Nephalem themselves. It because of this immaterial birth that Binkles has lasted through the countless ages of Sanctuary, and still today roams the land in search of the unknown. But to what extent does Binkles' powers amplify? Only those who have tested him may know, and it is for this reason they do not speak of it.
I have to say, I'm just an observer to the contest and didn't post, and now I'm glad I didn't. Not one winner has made any sense to me yet, neither of them was very funny while other entries were much better and didn't win. Not saying the contest is rigged...but you sure have some very strange sense of humour. <_
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A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head!
It was the look in his eyes--that realization of absolute betrayal. The same eyes that he would soon begin licking without control; an instinctual habit of his new self: a frog.
In his human life he was a kind and gentle person. He was pure of heart and completely incorruptible. No one could make him a lesser man, not even Diablo himself; a quality I certainly lacked. But, most of all, he was my dearest friend.
Such details are becoming ever more difficult to recall. My precious memories of him and our friendship are being consumed by a growing darkness. His face is drowned in visions of blood and death; his voice by screams of hate and despair. A plague is destroying what's left of my humanity. I hardly feel remorse for the countless innocents I have slaughtered.
My bloodlust was at a peak when he uncovered the mass grave in my basement. He should have reported me at once or, better yet, have run me through that very moment. But he was a loyal friend to the end, even though he knew my former self was almost completely defiled by the Lord of Terror. He wanted to help me. What a damn fool...
I was to kill him as well, and I would have, but something inside of me still remained human enough to spare him. I couldn't let him reveal my secret, the Master would surely have ended my life in a most tortuous manner. He was pleading with me, begging that I stop the madness and let him help me. I cannot remember his exact words any more, just that I repeated "I can't... I CAN'T!"
I convinced myself that an eternal hex would be a merciful alternative to death. I think I may have been wrong. There is no hope of a princess relieving his curse with mending lips, no magic remedy. Such fantasies are only in children's tales. The best he can hope for is to avoid a kitchen.
As I looked at him one last time I realized I could not even remember his name. A flash of a memory from our childhood about a cat named Binkles crossed my mind. "Binkles," I thought. "Maybe that is your name." It is hardly a concern to me, now. My secret is safe and I can continue the dark Lord's plan.
Blizzard is well aware of those people trying to make a private server, and in case they succeeded, well...
You've just downloaded the client files to this private server. you start up Diablo 3, and choose your class and gender. Probably completely in shock by the fact that you can finally play this awesome game. But since this is blizzard we're talking about, no one gets to play yet, not until "it's done". The character is created and you log in, but when you look on your screen there is no epic male barbarian. You have been trolled by blizzard, and will be playing on your private server as no one but: Binkles the Frog.
Once upon a time, a little from named kermit was playfully leaping around. One day, Kermit did hop a little too far from her homeland and got lost. In the woods, she found a magically floating light, over that blue shiny light, something was written : Town Portal (X_Destroyer_X). She tought ''SHINYYYYY'' and jumped in the portal.
The little happy frog was in a kind of shiny tunnel, everything around her was whirling and suddently the shiny light dissappeared and Kermit landed in a dark boily swamp.
Kermit jumps out of the puddle she landed in. Kermit is then on a quest : Get that foul water off her. After few days of research, she couldnt find anything but desolation around : Dead trees everywhere, weird creatures everywhere. No clean and clear water in sight.
After few days, Kermit started to feel bad. She heard whispers that had no sources, her hops were uncontrollable : Kermit could barely land on her palms. Her skin became red with yellowish warts on her back.
With that corruption that plagued her, Kermit finally lost her mind to a terrific minor demon called Binkles. The new frog she became could leap three times higher and her tongue grew one feet longer.
Her parents never heard of her ever again and none knows what awaits Kermits in the near future or shall i say BINKLES......
Binkles the frog is said to be are said to be the final resting place of the cursed angelic princes of the ancient past. The fate of these lost souls is clear to anyone who has ever seen them. Aside from serving as a dire warning to those who would stray from the path of Heaven, he serves as a shock trooper for the Prime Evils, seeking out living mortals to share their agony. Destroying this amphibious form may unleash the trapped angelic spirits in a cascade of crystalline frost novas.
Said to be still looking for a succubi willing to kiss him
Binkles the frog is said to be the final resting place of the traitor angelic princes of the ancient past. The fate of these lost souls is clear to anyone who has ever seen them. Aside from serving as a dire warning to those who would stray from the path of Heaven, he serves as a shock trooper for the Prime Evils, seeking out living mortals to share their agony. Destroying this amphibious form may unleash the trapped angelic spirits in a devastating Armageddon of crystalline frost novas.
Said to be still looking for a succubi willing to kiss him
Well here goes nothing. hope you enjoy my idea lol.
Binkles the Frog is quite the overlooked character in the Diablo universe. Also known as "The Lucky Frog," Binkles has been loved by the Cain family for generations. Long ago, while Deckard Cain was younger and studying his magic spells, he came across a life lengthening spell from a dusty, old tome. Curious as to if the spell would work, Deckard decided to try it out on his lucky pet frog, Binkles. After gathering all the necessary reagents, Deckard performed the magic spell in his private study room. With a poof and a flash, Binkles seemed to have a glistening sheen to his slimy, lizard skin; Deckard knew this wasn't just swamp slime sheen. The spell had worked, and throughout the following years, Binkles has been a lucky charm in the Cain family, providing morale boosts or a luckier chance to find items and gold when clicked upon.
Favorite Deckard Cain quote about Binkles: "This frog is a reminder of how old I am, and how many times I've cheated death! Wait, where did Binkles go?"
Hope you liked my story guys, really hope you will pick me for the beta key! i upgraded my computer just for diablo 3!