Too many similar pieces are coming together now, it just feels like its actually on the verge of happening, not like when it was in Korea. Diablo is big in Europe and Americas, so WWI and Blizzcon are there.. A WWI announcement in June and everyone salivating for that CGI teaser at Blizzcon. D3 releases June 29 2009. Its perfect!
We are honored to present, the next-gen mass multi-player online game that you have all been waiting for, THE... SECRET... COW LEVEEEEEEEEEL!!!1!
Blizz Rep: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like you to sit/stand in silence for the next minute and pay close attention to what is shown... or rather, listen to what you hear".
*Room goes dark, all display screens turn off, you hear familiar sounds fade in*
"Moo Moo Mo Mo, MOOOO Mo. Mooooo MOooOo MO_o".
The mooing gets interupted by the sound of metal striking armor and flesh, you hear the Bovine literally gasp its last mooos and can feel the pain it is writhing in. A deep voice yells triumphantley".
*Lights get turned back on to expose wondering and anxious faces
Journalist:"With a striking resemblence of sound effects reminiscent to Diablo2, does this mean there will be a next installment in the series"? Blizz Rep: "The Diablo francise is not dead, a further installment is not planned currently however. What you heard here is the future of Blizzard, we have chosen to implement the phenomenous cows into all our games. SC2 will indeed feature the Tauren race with vocals done by real cows as announced on April 1st. A new instance is in the works for WoW, filled with mighty Bovines, planned to challenge even the mightiest level 80 characters of WoTLK players. Diablo players will be rewarded for their loyalty with a new unlockable character class - The Beef, complete with new skills like "Moo" to confuse their demon foes and "Milkshot" to drown enemies while taking their sight. That is all folks, I would like to remind you of all the various tournaments we have planned and hands-on WoTLK playing without the Cow instance being available yet. We also serve fresh milk at all stands now."
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