Furries are fans of anthropomorphic animals - that is, animals with humanoid characteristics. Such as Bugs Bunny, the Ninja Turtles, and the Druid from Diablo II. A percentage of them have disturbing fetishes on a varying scale of wrong, such as the dreaded furpile or the crime against humanity that babyfurs are. The "otherkin" people; those are just sad. They have a a measurable impact on popular culture.
But enough talk about such unimportant things that'll horrify you if you googled them; I have to give my guy some skillz:
Tentacles of Rue
Tentacles erupt from your back and periodically deal damage to adjacent enemies for two minutes.
Scorpion Sting
Rapidly stings up to three adjacent enemies for X poison damage over Y seconds.
Dire Claw
A crab's claw erupts from your side and crushes an enemy in melee, ignoring X% armor.
Atomic Fire Breath
Belch forth an acidic plume of burning radiation to a nearby area.
You all know you want some Godzilla-esque atomic fire breath, though you may have gone unaware of this need until now.
Here you go. As you can see, I am an excellent artist. Go ahead and put this up on the weekly fanart news thingy.
If I had to put money on things, I'd guess the two remaining classes are tentacle knight and druid archer guy. Cause... tentacles are awesome. And they have to appeal to the furries.
Which is a massive farce, since the Wizard is a sorceress with a facelift. You're gonna get an archer (who almost certainly will have a pet) and you're gonna get another melee guy. Don't lose your monocle if they moosh the druid with the amazon, or the rogue with the assassin.
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But enough talk about such unimportant things that'll horrify you if you googled them; I have to give my guy some skillz:
Tentacles of Rue
Tentacles erupt from your back and periodically deal damage to adjacent enemies for two minutes.
Scorpion Sting
Rapidly stings up to three adjacent enemies for X poison damage over Y seconds.
Dire Claw
A crab's claw erupts from your side and crushes an enemy in melee, ignoring X% armor.
Atomic Fire Breath
Belch forth an acidic plume of burning radiation to a nearby area.
You all know you want some Godzilla-esque atomic fire breath, though you may have gone unaware of this need until now.
If I had to put money on things, I'd guess the two remaining classes are tentacle knight and druid archer guy. Cause... tentacles are awesome. And they have to appeal to the furries.