Being an adult means to have a speedometer that marks 210 and not driving over 60
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.
These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.
the last two are kinda obvious that i hate posers and wannabes.
im sure all of you know Mike Vick? -> on being asked why he is tough for defenses to play against: "I have two weapons, my arm, my legs...and my brain."
- michael scott
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
oh. heres a quote.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
the last two are kinda obvious that i hate posers and wannabes.
im sure all of you know Mike Vick? -> on being asked why he is tough for defenses to play against: "I have two weapons, my arm, my legs...and my brain."
teamwork: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TMISIXL2Rk&feature=related i like to make fun of this and say 'it takes 5, 5%...' a little inside joke between my and friends...
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."