*The large wooden door begins to creak as a faint smell of listerine begins to float into the tavern*
*The creaking intensifies, and the hinges begin to glow a bright red*
*The door explodes off its hinges as a transparent green figure floats into view*
"Aaaaaand I'm back."
"Had to call in a couple favors down in hell, as well as spend a shame filled night with Diablo..."
"But that's all behind me now, I'm back!"
"Still a ghost, though..."
*massages ass as he sits down*
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"One in every 10 million people can potentially have a headache from this pill." God forbid she is the 0.000000001% of having a headache.
"First time I've seen my dad in roughly half a year, had quite a discussion. Still don't know if I believe him because I want to justify the time we've been apart, or because I actually trust him. Gonna take some figuring out."
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"One in every 10 million people can potentially have a headache from this pill." God forbid she is the 0.000000001% of having a headache.
"Still dead man, wasn't able to ever find a way to revive myself in my travels :(."
*looks at the damage done to the door"
"Well, I'll pay for it, but only in Zhar fun-bucks. They're legal tender in Peru!"
*The creaking intensifies, and the hinges begin to glow a bright red*
*The door explodes off its hinges as a transparent green figure floats into view*
"YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!!!!!11"
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
*walks into the tavern*
"Well fuck me, it's been a while."
*looks into the tavern cautiously*
"Jesus, this place is starting to get a bit derelict, where is everyone?"
*brushes away cobwebs and comes inside*
*sadness*
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!"
*closes door, walks into the tavern*
*sits down at the picnic table*
"Been a while, how are things around here?"
"Aaaaaand I'm back."
"Had to call in a couple favors down in hell, as well as spend a shame filled night with Diablo..."
"But that's all behind me now, I'm back!"
"Still a ghost, though..."
*massages ass as he sits down*
*dead*
*chugs drink, awaits consequences*
*bashes fist on bar, awaits booze*
Heh, glad to hear somebody else went through the same thing I am, it's confusing as shit, let me tell you :/.
"Hey..."
*slumps down at the bar*
"Stormy, I'll have a vodka. Fuck it, make it three."
"Did I ever have a night."
"This place is dead nowadays..."
"And what about you... you ration smithing son of a bitch?"